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#423574 - 05/12/09 02:29 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 316
Loc: Outside Daddy's new Church
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Whores grow up, make bad choices, get tats, have babies, score a suitcase pimp daddy, leave porn the first time, rent a trailer, work at dollar general, return to porn, do double anal to get better pay check, get blown out, leave porn a second time, and ride off into the sunset never to be seen again. It's the porn cycle of life grasshopper. 
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#423576 - 05/12/09 02:50 PM
Re: NOOOOOOOOOO Why Teagan Why?
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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I think she must have gotten the tattoo because with out that beak she is indistinguishable (?) from any other bleached, siliconed whore.
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#423579 - 05/12/09 06:45 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Where did she get the idea that guys want a woman with skin like an old catchers mitt??
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#423583 - 05/13/09 05:31 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
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^^^ she looks like she's bending over to get fucked, by force of habit.
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#423584 - 05/13/09 06:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I see some people have adjusted their behavior since the Brian Surewood case. Can she even outrun AC Cream or Sportswami on that thing?
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#423587 - 05/13/09 01:28 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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If only the tattoo was a spray-on.
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#423588 - 05/13/09 11:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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so tight and fine back in the day. the silicone and ink are tragic.
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#423590 - 05/14/09 01:42 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/12/07
Posts: 571
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I think she personally re-sparked the innocent look in 04 thru 05 . I stopped buying the dvds she was in when she got her fake boobs . I guess girls think bigger is better and need to change their face , but to me it's the end of something good .
I think her best dvd cover was (Platinum X)Michael Stefano's , Tease Me Then Please Me .
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#423591 - 05/14/09 04:45 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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I saw her in Miami and she was looking as great as ever. That was just a bad photograph. I can't say I'm a fan of her tattoos, but she has a really good set of breast implants.
Here's a cuter recent pic:
She looks pretty fucking good (in an LA plastic sort of way) in that pic.
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#423592 - 05/14/09 06:25 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/17/09
Posts: 90
Loc: Vapina Space (Mtl, Qc, Cdn)
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Whores grow up, make bad choices, get tats, have babies, score a suitcase pimp daddy, leave porn the first time, rent a trailer, work at dollar general, return to porn, do double anal to get better pay check, get blown out, leave porn a second time, and ride off into the sunset never to be seen again. It's the porn cycle of life grasshopper.
Kudos and/or amen to that.
My opinion is simple; Teagan has always been a sweetheart (personality wise) with everything I've come across of hers, with her earlier work standing out as true testament of her carnal prowess.
It's sad that the industry still pushes its female talent to always go "bigger" with fake boob jobs left and right.
Although that tan / tattoo pic almost makes her look like Janine Lindemulder's stunt double.
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#423594 - 05/14/09 05:43 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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Teagan is still hot but in a different way now. She was innocent looking when she started and now she's got that pretty but filthy whore thing going on.
But she needs to stop with the fucking tats. She's going overboard now.
I can't wait till she gets back to doing hardcore boy-girl again. She's the perfect candidate for a Jules Jordan Darkside treatment.
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#423595 - 05/14/09 06:49 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/17/09
Posts: 90
Loc: Vapina Space (Mtl, Qc, Cdn)
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She's the perfect candidate for a Jules Jordan Darkside treatment.
Hear Here! I 2nd that motion!
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#423596 - 05/15/09 12:45 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 458
Loc: the ATL
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#423598 - 05/15/09 09:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Teagan hasn't been hot in a long time. She's a nostalgia act now, getting by because the fanbois remember that she used to be hot.
The boob job was stupid, Tyler Durden and his drugs was stupider, and that tat suggests she hasn't left the drugs behind and is well on her way to a dumpster somewhere. And I'm not even going to mention Mr. Rock Star Teagan...
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#423604 - 05/15/09 02:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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@Eric: Exactly. I want a girl who looks fresh, not one who looks like she underwent the Colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices treatment. Skin that looks like an old saddle or some beef jerky or like she has spent the last several years rolling cigars for 16 hours a day just is not appealing.
I have to admit that I loved Teagan the first time I saw her in a movie. But what she has done to her appearance has made her totally unattractive.
She appears as just another stupid cunt standing in line in front of me at the grocery store wearing a ridiculous looking tan and reeking of cigarette smoke and pushing a SUV sized stroller filled with rotten womb rejects. Not appealing at all.
"Fresh girl in a t-shirt still looks best" -- Iggy Pop
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#423606 - 05/15/09 02:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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@Goat: No way!!!!!!!
You have it wrong, before the body mods and bizarre looking "tan" Teagan looked amazing.
NOTE: Nobody who gave a shit about how their tattoos looked would "tan" them.
Tan hides, not humans!
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#423607 - 05/15/09 02:30 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Thanks for the sig conq.
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#423608 - 05/15/09 03:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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@Eric: Exactly. I want a girl who looks fresh, not one who looks like she underwent the Colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices treatment.
Would you prefer the new Grilled recipe? I can't stand my chicken...err, chicks...white, necessarily, unless she's a hot redhead who can't really help it.
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pushing a SUV sized stroller filled with rotten womb rejects.
I laughed out loud to this, thank you. Off to see Static-X and tie a load on now. Adios fuckers.
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#423610 - 05/15/09 03:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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@Goat: Don't despair. You're one of my favorite posters.
@Eric: I like natural levels of pigmentation in human skin. I don't like real tans, I don't like fake ones. I like people just to look how they look. Teagan has skin that is kind of pale naturally. I prefer that over her having a color that is better suited for AlexPanzer's menu than a human being.
As it is now I would have to fuss with the TINT knob on my TV to make Teagan look like a human.
Edited by conquistador (05/15/09 03:15 PM)
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#423612 - 05/15/09 03:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Chicken is good, redheads are hot, I don't see any issues.
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#423613 - 05/15/09 03:19 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Yea but Eric the 28 years old virgin talking about his "chicks"?
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#423614 - 05/15/09 03:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Meh, let him be, he's having fun. He's going to go see a show tonight. I doubt his reply was meant that seriously.
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#423616 - 05/15/09 10:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Yea but Eric the 28 years old virgin talking about his "chicks"?
I have plenty of "chick" friends, since you're that interested, dick. Despite my own social anxiety, I do manage to have good casual relationships with those who I don't care/try to sleep with. Seriously, if getting laid means that much to you, you need a hobby.
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#423621 - 05/18/09 04:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Teagan, you have a beautiful skin tone naturally. You don't need spray tan. Or any kind of tan.
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#423624 - 05/18/09 08:15 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Tattoos on a woman should be small/tiny, simple with fine lines and placed in areas that don't blemish the parts of their body that define their femininity or draw focus away from those parts. If a whore can't do that then she should not get ink at all.
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#423625 - 05/18/09 08:25 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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^^^^^^ Well Said.
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#423626 - 05/18/09 05:36 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/04/06
Posts: 358
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I am not a fan of tats either, but Teagan looks great these days. Lately she reminds me of a younger, prettier, Savannah Samson.
I have no idea why you people are so obsessed with fake tits.
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