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#408804 - 03/19/09 10:42 PM Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
I hear through the grapevine that another retired porno whore is about ready to drop a baby into the world. No, it's not Jenna.

Guess who??? N00bs will need to browse through the old threads to even get a clue.

Hint: she used to post here. Good luck to mommy and baby. And no, of course she's not married.

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#408805 - 03/19/09 10:52 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC

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#408806 - 03/19/09 11:21 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
How about Kami?
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#408807 - 03/20/09 12:12 AM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Spunko Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
Didn't someone already do this a few months back?

Michelle Aston was the answer,IIRC.
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#408808 - 03/20/09 12:14 AM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Now it's round 2. The rabbit died redux.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#408809 - 03/20/09 03:49 AM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Fast forward to Minute 25 and see the last 3 minutes, we get plenty of examples on how porn chicks avoid getting pregnant via Porn practices, thus saving their pregnancy inducing creampies for the home where they belong.

http://www.tube8.com/anal/hillary-scott-double-teamed/115001/

Now that Hillary is gone, I finally appreciate just what a GREAT whore she really was, and it makes one realize just what exactly Brandon Irons Had, and then LOST. I mean, what are the odds any of us would get a chance to shoot our rancid SPLOOGE up into her pooper.....? What are the odds......? 50 to 1?



Warching the last 3 minutes of that video, can someone, especially a female poster, tell me just HOW much pleasure these people are having, especially Hillary?
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#408810 - 03/20/09 06:41 AM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
So, THAT's how they get the cum to expel from their asses after the creampie! She shoved her fingers inside her cunt to push her ass muscles more forward!!! Thank you, thank you, Hillary! This is like Porno Myth Busters. I had only done like creampie scenes (anal. never vag), but I had my agent take them off my list because I could never get the goddamn load out afterwards. Maybe one little cum drip from pushing my muscles, but nothing dramatic enough to work for film. It was as if my greedy ass wanted it all to itself, which sounds great in theory, but isn't what the director wants. All porn girls about to embark on the anal creampie era in their careers need to be sat down and shown this scene and learn something valuable from Hillary.
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#408811 - 03/20/09 07:12 AM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Ahhhh the sweet side of Gia finally ! ^
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#408812 - 03/20/09 07:43 AM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
I'm guessing Padover - nothing could survive in Sierra biohazard of a uterus and Teagan getting pregnant again is not news.
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#408813 - 03/20/09 07:52 AM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I've already been told, so I'm not saying. Think much cuter than anyone mentioned thus far.

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#408814 - 03/20/09 09:34 AM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Hailey Young? Didn't Jasmine Tame post here a dozen times or so?
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#408815 - 03/20/09 10:16 AM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

I've already been told, so I'm not saying. Think much cuter than anyone mentioned thus far.




Com'on H2C goddamit, is she at least in the polled list above?
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#408816 - 03/20/09 10:24 AM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Give us another hint, or a list to choose from. How long has she been out of porn?
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#408817 - 03/20/09 12:48 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
It just popped into my head about Allie Sin's preggo scene, and she is way cuter than any of the chicks mentioned. Is it her?
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#408818 - 03/20/09 02:29 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
did Paulina James ever post here?

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#408819 - 03/20/09 03:03 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
No. Her pregnancy was last year.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#408820 - 03/20/09 03:06 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Com'on H2C goddamit, is she at least in the polled list above?




The poll was just speculation. Or it really is AMA Joe.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#408821 - 03/20/09 04:00 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
DukeSkywalker Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
Quote:

Ahhhh the sweet side of Gia finally ! ^




If you really want to see the sweet side of gia, call her when her internet is down and try to help her figure it out. She's about as sweet as lemon juice.
Duke
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#408822 - 03/20/09 04:08 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I get very angries when I don't have internets.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#408823 - 03/20/09 04:33 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
DukeSkywalker Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
Quote:

I get very angries when I don't have internets.



Well we all know there are some good internets and some bad internets. I think you had the bad one.

Duke
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#408824 - 03/20/09 04:36 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
DukeSkywalker Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
What I dont understand is how are these wombs even fertile?? Aside from harvesting yeast or something that the cdc has yet to recognize; yet, they are popping out kids like pez. And they are not retarded to boot!
Duke
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#408825 - 03/20/09 04:40 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

What I dont understand is how are these wombs even fertile?? Aside from harvesting yeast or something that the cdc has yet to recognize; yet, they are popping out kids like pez. And they are not retarded to boot!
Duke




Gee....how do people whose only marketable skill is to have sex manage to get pregnant?? That is a question for the Sages.
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#408826 - 03/20/09 04:46 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
DukeSkywalker Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
Quote:

Quote:

What I dont understand is how are these wombs even fertile?? Aside from harvesting yeast or something that the cdc has yet to recognize; yet, they are popping out kids like pez. And they are not retarded to boot!
Duke




Gee....how do people whose only marketable skill is to have sex manage to get pregnant?? That is a question for the Sages.




Looking at pornstar vaginas upclose like I have on a daily basis, you seriously wonder how they serve their other purpose.
Duke
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#408827 - 03/20/09 04:53 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Isn't it like a PW Bat Mitzvah when they do enough meth to stop there periods?? "No more week of BJ scenes a month for me!! They always yell at me when I forget to tuck in the string."
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#408828 - 03/20/09 05:00 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Or just get the Depo shot. Periods four times a year. These days, you're shot out in three months anyway.
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#408829 - 03/20/09 05:09 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Or just get the Depo shot. Periods four times a year. These days, you're shot out in three months anyway.




Pornologically or intravenously speaking??
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Fap, Fap, Fap

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#408830 - 03/20/09 05:17 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
DukeSkywalker Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
Quote:

Or just get the Depo shot. Periods four times a year. These days, you're shot out in three months anyway.




Totally..
We've had the last 4 girls come in with makeup sponges shoved up their cooters. I'm like, well, looks like you're doing anal today. Or, when you see the freaking string hanging out, i want to light it like a fucking firecracker.

Duke
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#408831 - 03/20/09 06:03 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Or just get the Depo shot. Periods four times a year. These days, you're shot out in three months anyway.


That is funny, so why waste the money on the other 3 sets of shots? Since it needs to be done every 3 months .

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#408832 - 03/20/09 06:23 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

We've had the last 4 girls come in with makeup sponges shoved up their cooters. I'm like, well, looks like you're doing anal today.




especially since little missy would be free to file a paternity suit if she walked away with your swimmers. when you're shooting east coast one offs with no cares about reputation, i imagine its a concern. that's why god invented mormon birth control (anal).

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#408833 - 03/20/09 06:28 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Nugent Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Quote:

Or just get the Depo shot. Periods four times a year. These days, you're shot out in three months anyway.



Doesn't that shit give women facial hair?
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend

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#408834 - 03/20/09 07:05 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
No.
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#408835 - 03/20/09 08:30 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I posted the still shot of this before in a thread about MAdge and Palmolive, but here is the video.....just fast forward to 16:30 and watch the last minute and half, best anal creampie scene ever after the Keri Sable 5 load Sorbet Recipe (directed by Air-ick Nevercard).

http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/hillary-scott-sperm-drain/50994/

Why cant Holly ever shoot a scene like this, I'd totally join her site if she did. I hope windsock is lurking and see;s this, he will masturbate right in the middle of the internets cafe, and send Gigi and Gia cell phone pics of his erect drippy penis with the text message "Just saying Hi......HI!"
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#408836 - 03/20/09 10:47 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

I get very angries when I don't have internets.



http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=327339



Other whores some of you may have forgotten:

Melissa Lauren
Corina Taylor
Claire James
Kelly Wells
Leah Luv
Veronica Jett

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#408837 - 03/21/09 12:16 AM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Please don't say it's Ashley Blue.
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#408838 - 03/21/09 12:39 AM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

That is funny, so why waste the money on the other 3 sets of shots? Since it needs to be done every 3 months .




No one cares what you think is funny, you 2 toed sloth.

Mark me down for Kelly Wells.
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#408839 - 03/21/09 01:07 AM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Maybe it's Nancy Vee again.
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#408840 - 03/21/09 03:53 AM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Ceara Lynch?
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#408841 - 03/21/09 04:11 AM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Ceara Lynch?





Close, same ballpark, but no...

I cant believe you guys havent guessed it yet.

it's Aurora Snow! Geez.....

But, ummm, NO, Simp-Cumalloverher-windsock is NOT, repeat NOT the not-so-proud papa
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#408842 - 03/21/09 05:09 AM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Dont be so quick to respond you illiterate bastard, typos are a sign that you are still obsessing Douche Big.

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#408843 - 03/21/09 05:40 AM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Its Gia Jordan. Some valet drove her car and she jumped his bones in the heat of the moment unprotected. So how long till little "Valet Jordan Jr." spawns?
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#408844 - 03/21/09 09:52 AM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

No.




Whores lie. I'll bet you just waxed your upper lip this morning.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#408845 - 03/21/09 12:35 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Quote:

Quote:

Ceara Lynch?





Close, same ballpark, but no...

I cant believe you guys havent guessed it yet.

it's Aurora Snow! Geez.....

But, ummm, NO, Simp-Cumalloverher-windsock is NOT, repeat NOT the not-so-proud papa




Aurora Snow? When did she retire?
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It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock

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#408846 - 03/21/09 01:37 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
MIA ROSE??????????????????
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#408847 - 03/21/09 04:09 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
^^ Is Mia Rose still suffering from anal cunt??
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#408848 - 03/21/09 05:51 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
^ Like the grammar school kid who hears the word FUCK for the first time, I see you've found a NEW dead horse to beat?
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#408849 - 03/21/09 05:54 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
If the whore is Mia I can only hope the baby daddy is Manuel.

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#408850 - 03/21/09 06:22 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Quote:

^^ Is Mia Rose still suffering from anal cunt??




I used to be married to an anal cunt ! lol
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#408851 - 03/23/09 02:00 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
MiaRoseXXX Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
:: raises hand ::
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#408852 - 03/23/09 02:06 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Hi Mia! Whats happening?
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#408853 - 03/23/09 02:50 PM Re: Another Retired Whore About to Pop
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Congrats Mia, do you know who the daddy is yet?
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