Dear Cindi Loftus/NotLuke/Dara Fjord,

I've seen you polluting XPT for a long time now. You always seem shocked when we sink to one of our patented moral lows. Now you're complaining because we "stole" a picture from your website. You've whined about this for a long time now, Don't steal my words, Don't quote me unless I give you permission, Acknowledge my photos. What the fuck do you think this is, a MFA graduate course? Stupid bitch.

Well, actually, it's not your website. Your own website generates bubkis for traffic, you forked over a few grand to buy Ford's name and his content. Luke, the sellout prick that he is, still was way more popular appeal than you'll ever have. We had a rather symbiotic relationship with Luke Ford: Luke would take embarassingly horrific photographs of the skanks in this business, and we would do the written lampooning. You pretty much gave up your right to any respect around here when you recoded his website and ruined most of those links. So until you fix all the threads on XPT that you fucked up, we will gladly continue to post photos that you stole from other people (yep, you heard it here), and we will continue to mock your "new" alias "NotLuke."

I want to let you in on a little secret: do you know why no ones quotes you? Because you never write anything worth restating. You understand that, correct? You're slightly more literate than your employee Dara Fjord, which is like saying Eichmann was a little more virtuous than Hitler. When all four of your collective dendrites are functioning properly, you two manage to belt out some of the greatest leaps in logic than man ever conjectured, either that or the blandest interviews ever recorded. The same questions over and over. It's a wonder your readers don't have a higher incidence of suicide-by-paper-cut.

I tell you what, whore. If you want credit for that bland photo of has-been skank Jewel Denial and more of her bad life decisions, learn how to use a watermark. It seems to work for Holly Randall, and just about every other porn photog out there. Chances are you'll attribute it to "LukeIsBack.com," which will just further show that you have nothing to offer us except the vestiges of a disaffected Jew who swore off porn and now lives in someone's garage.

[mindy_lupus]I WILL NOT BE THREATENED!!!!![/mindy_lupus]

Willie, holla holla holla!

I'm going to stand up for Cindy, she's a great writer and a good friend of mine. Wait til you see the Neil Diamond piece I do for LIB.

Leo Tolstoy, Alexander Solzhenitsyn, Kafka and Orwell are great writers. There are others.

And Cindy is definitely not one of them.

Keep it real, Smut!

Why is everyone so nasty to Cindi?? Shes quite sweet, I assure you!

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When all four of your collective dendrites are functioning properly, you two manage to belt out some of the greatest leaps in logic than man ever conjectured, either that or the blandest interviews ever recorded. The same questions over and over.

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Well said.

THen make sure you don't go read the interview with RUBY, because I'm sure it is really boring. But you might like Kiki D'Aire's blog about why she came back to the biz because I didn't ask her any boring questions. She wrote it herself.



PS- I don't think any of my dendrites are fully functional.