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#350741 - 08/05/08 11:40 PM Dear Rob Longshot
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Robert:

Sir, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm tired of hearing the endless obituaries of your time with Keiko. We called her a whore back then, you call her a whore now. What the hell is different in the last four years?

Seriously, can you bring something more to the place than some post-emo whining? We all know you did porn, but let's face it, you did "Nerdz." That didnt't exactly put you on the Jules Jordan "first responders" list. You were AMA talent for shits' sake.

If you wanna post, I suppose you haven't done anything patently against the few rules here. But for God's sake, have a better take. Terrence in Sierra Madre thinks you're worn out. Didn't we ban you one for your own good, right after you moved to Florida but couldn't stop posting? Don't answer that, yeah, we did. I remember.

Buen Suerte, Roberto.

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#350742 - 08/05/08 11:47 PM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
i only mention her when someone else brings her up... honestly thats the absolute LAST subject i would rather talk about.

as far as your question about whats changed... It's like when you work for a company, you know the company is a sinking ship... but, it is still your responsibility to protect it in public. Or that friend who you have, who you know is a douchebag, but if anyone else calls em that... they are your friend, so your gonna defend em, ya dig?

consider that my last word on the subject.
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#350743 - 08/06/08 12:14 AM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
OK R/O/R

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#350744 - 08/06/08 12:22 AM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
i love terrence in sierra madre!
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#350745 - 08/06/08 12:29 AM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Hey disease spreader, how's it going?



What? GayDT slow tonight?
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#350746 - 08/06/08 12:30 AM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

i love terrence in sierra madre!



You don't know what knid of dork Terrence was/is, trust me.

Just relax, "Rachel" in Houston.

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#350747 - 08/06/08 01:56 AM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Sorry Rob, but I'm the new Star Wars loving, comic book page turning, nerdy, porn loving Longshot around here.

Go lose some more weight, and tell Keiko to lose some too.

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#350748 - 08/17/08 01:50 PM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

i only mention her when someone else brings her up... honestly thats the absolute LAST subject i would rather talk about.

as far as your question about whats changed... It's like when you work for a company, you know the company is a sinking ship... but, it is still your responsibility to protect it in public. Or that friend who you have, who you know is a douchebag, but if anyone else calls em that... they are your friend, so your gonna defend em, ya dig?

consider that my last word on the subject.




awwww what a fucking sweetheart...I wish I knew more guys like you...
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#350749 - 08/17/08 02:04 PM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Deuce_Bigalow Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
Rob Longshot = Bukkake Boy

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#350750 - 08/17/08 02:05 PM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
never once did a bukkake.

and thx star... who said chivalry is dead eh?
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#350751 - 08/17/08 02:07 PM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Deuce_Bigalow Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Rob Longshot = Mope





Fixed

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#350752 - 08/18/08 09:20 AM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:

Rob Longshot = Mope





Fixed




Your wrong dude. Rob doesnt have a job at all.
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#350753 - 08/18/08 10:36 AM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Rob Longshot = Mope





Fixed




Your wrong dude. Rob doesnt have a job at all.




keep dreaming Jeff.
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#350754 - 08/18/08 02:09 PM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
what are you doing now rob?

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#350755 - 08/18/08 02:28 PM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
industry wise... design a couple websites, edit content, and shoot content when i travel out of country (i dont like shooting anything other than nude photography in FL, which i do for a site i will be launching next year). I just don't currently do it as "rob longshot" cause i'm sorta enjoying being under the radar... for the reasons listed in following... i'm having less and less time for it anyway with my other job and have been delegating the work to others instead.

outside of the industry: I work for a major entertainment company (no, not disney... i left disney for this company) where i work in the Art and Design division of the local operation. I was a contractor till just this month when i was hired in as a full employee... yes, my immediate bosses are aware of my past, but no one who works with or under me does and they would prefer it stays that way. Its the kinda place where on MOST days i actually go into the office i wear a suit. As Oct. approaches i'll be in the office more and more... i would be today but our offices are closed till thurs due to the hurricane.
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#350756 - 08/20/08 10:15 AM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

I just don't currently do it as "rob longshot" cause i'm sorta enjoying being under the radar...




Dude, when were you ever not under the radar?

Bad Habit = Longshot alt
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#350757 - 08/20/08 10:38 AM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Are you fucking kidding me? Bad Habit is Rob? Isn't BH a former police officer?


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#350758 - 08/20/08 11:14 AM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Shut-up you stupid bitch.
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#350759 - 08/21/08 10:08 AM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Are you fucking kidding me? Bad Habit is Rob? Isn't BH a former police officer?






He also owns a helicopter and is the most interesting man in the world.
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#350760 - 08/21/08 10:51 AM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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#350761 - 08/21/08 03:13 PM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

Quote:

Are you fucking kidding me? Bad Habit is Rob? Isn't BH a former police officer?






He also owns a helicopter and is the most interesting man in the world.




Maybe he's the secret "shocking" performer Janine is filming her comeback with too!

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#350762 - 08/21/08 03:19 PM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
I had hoped you were dead. Shucks.
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#350763 - 08/21/08 03:43 PM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Glad to know you missed me and was checking to see if I would log in.

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#350764 - 08/21/08 10:18 PM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

He also owns a helicopter and is the most interesting man in the world.




I thought that was Ducati's line? But if he's through with it, who am I to take a gift rumor for granted.
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#350765 - 08/25/08 05:14 PM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Any chance this moron get an extended stay in the box? Showing your balls isn't going to win you over any friends.
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#350766 - 08/25/08 05:36 PM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Anonymous
Unregistered


Okay. While I thoroughly agree with the boxing, may I respectfully request that the picture be changed to his avatar, or the emo pic with keiko, or anything else you like. Seeing a pic of his balls every time the page reloads ain't pretty.

Thanks,

JB

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#350767 - 08/25/08 06:14 PM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
I agree
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#350768 - 08/25/08 06:48 PM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Yes, the one with Keiko! Piss him off more.

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#350770 - 08/26/08 08:46 AM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
She is one pasty looking broad.
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#350771 - 08/26/08 09:15 AM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:

Okay. While I thoroughly agree with the boxing, may I respectfully request that the picture be changed to his avatar, or the emo pic with keiko, or anything else you like. Seeing a pic of his balls every time the page reloads ain't pretty.

Thanks,

JB




Before he showed off his balls what was Rob's claim to fame? Hooking up with some B list porn actress? Sorry I don't spend enough time downloading porn to know some of these details.




B list? More like D list.
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#350772 - 08/26/08 11:14 AM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Balls. Fucking balls. Hilarious!

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#350773 - 08/26/08 12:32 PM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Okay. While I thoroughly agree with the boxing, may I respectfully request that the picture be changed to his avatar, or the emo pic with keiko, or anything else you like. Seeing a pic of his balls every time the page reloads ain't pretty.

Thanks,

JB




I kind of feel bad for the first time lurker/poster who hears about XPT from some outside source and the first thing they see when they go to the site is a picture of Longshot's scrotum.
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#350774 - 08/26/08 06:52 PM Re: Dear Rob Longshot
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Please take that horrifying picture down, who wants to see his balls everyday? Jeff put another one up, please.

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