If you spend any time looking at
AdultFYI.com then you'll know Fridays tend to be Skeeter days.
Today, Skeeter is unhappy with a review of Big Tit Ass Stretchers 3 in AVN:
"The review says this:
"This should stand as a warning to any girl who thinks doing nothing but anal scenes is a good idea. Witness some of these girls insipient rectal prolapse. It's not a pretty sight.
It doesn't help that each scene is shot on the same red couch.
And it really doesn't help that each scene is "introduced" by a very chatty director Skeeter Kerkove. Can the yip-yap and just get to the chicks, dude!
However, there's a certain cheapness and scuzziness here that works well for porn. You're not going to mistake this for Masterpiece Theater, and fans of butt-sex will probably find something here to hold their attention.
Retailing: Butt-sex with no ups and no extras.""I did a movie which I carefully planned out," Skeeter goes on to say. "I very carefully picked out each guy and each girl. Even separating a husband and a wife [Otto and Audrey Hollander] where I got the most out of Jon Strong and Audrey.
I had Audrey choked out till she passes out for real and it's not a game. She's slapped across the face repeatedly to be awakened out of unconsciousness."Whoever hates me- and he hates me bad- gave me the worst review of my life at AVN," Skeeter continues."
There's some funny shit here from Skeeter tho:
"I'm not saying that I'm good but I know that I'm different."
"Audrey wanted to do it. I know CPR."
I love that line. Mainstream have paramedics on stand by, we have Skeeter with his CPR skills. Questionable how much use they would be on a crushed neck.
"First of all, all the guys were ridiculously expensive. They were total top dollar. It's not Rob Spallone guys."
Rob's repping guys as well as "chicks"? Good grief. Is Dave Cummings' father on his books?
"So how can it be called cheap budget porn when I hired the best of everybody? Don't seem fair. Then it's called average anal faire. This was like over the top.
I got Staci Thorn puking. I got everything going on. I'm happy. I feel totally fulfilled except for three situations that were edited out of the movie- which was a mistake, right?
Where I have Nikki Nievez come up and piss- oh I'm sorry, I mean squirt- inside Staci Thorn's mouth while getting it in the ass in the reverse cowgirl with thigh high boots on, of course."
Skeeter's right. None of that sounds cheap at all. I think AVN have harshly misjudged his work and need to reconsider their review.
<---ADK actually, i'm going to go buy the damn movie, too. supposedly audrey gets choked out completely, and they had to slap her repeatedly to bring her to... works for me! 
edited to note that i somehow didn't notice that the OP had included the entire gene ross article which described audrey's scene. i had only noticed MB's post...my bad. i get all excited about skeeter threads 
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