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#235132 - 04/09/07 10:13 AM Inside Mr & Mrs Lane's Refrigerator
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Gene Ross posts the latest dirt at AdultFYI.com

My favorite bit is at the end of the article. Don't get your cold cuts from the Lane household.

"This is the story I'm hearing- after Sunny Lane learned that Stormy Daniels got a part in Blades of Glory she got on the horn and started calling people inquiring why she wasn't in the movie, because, after all, she's the ice skating girl. Also an unverified story- but it involves Sunny's parents and their refrigerator. They're supposed to have it decorated with hardcore pix of their daughter in provocative bend over ass shots, etc."

Is this the first time Sunny has turned meat brown?
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#235133 - 04/09/07 10:31 AM Re: Inside Mr & Mrs Lane's Refrigerator
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Registered: 02/11/07
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Charming.
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#235134 - 04/09/07 11:28 AM Re: Inside Mr & Mrs Lane's Refrigerator
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Brutal
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#235135 - 04/09/07 02:01 PM Re: Inside Mr & Mrs Lane's Refrigerator
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If Sunny actually makes anough money to give to her parents, instead of Weight Watchers dinners and TJ Maxx dresses, anyone want to bet Dad's first purchase would be a DVD of Taboo 2 and a small editing board so he could jam his own daughter's picture in there and have himself a good jerk.

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#235136 - 04/09/07 02:30 PM Re: Inside Mr & Mrs Lane's Refrigerator
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but it involves Sunny's parents and their refrigerator. They're supposed to have it decorated with hardcore pix of their daughter in provocative bend over ass shots, etc."






Ahhh, ain't daddy proud. "Look at my little girl with that nice tight brown eye on the fridge." WTF?
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#235137 - 04/09/07 02:49 PM Re: Inside Mr & Mrs Lane's Refrigerator
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I re-read my original post and have now followed suit. Basically, I've printed off a load of shots of Sunny's shithole and plastered them all over the door of the refrigerator.

I haven't felt hungry in a while. WillieD, your mention of Weight Watchers gives me an idea. An evil, evil, evil idea of the sort Jamesn enjoys. I might follow this up over the next day or so.
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#235138 - 04/13/07 09:07 AM Re: Inside Mr & Mrs Lane's Refrigerator
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Gene Ross posts the latest dirt at AdultFYI.com

My favorite bit is at the end of the article. Don't get your cold cuts from the Lane household.

"This is the story I'm hearing- after Sunny Lane learned that Stormy Daniels got a part in Blades of Glory she got on the horn and started calling people inquiring why she wasn't in the movie, because, after all, she's the ice skating girl. Also an unverified story- but it involves Sunny's parents and their refrigerator. They're supposed to have it decorated with hardcore pix of their daughter in provocative bend over ass shots, etc."






Wow, this is really sad and funny. I feel very conflicted.
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#235139 - 04/14/07 04:22 PM Re: Inside Mr & Mrs Lane's Refrigerator
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I can just picture you pulling your hair out over the whole episode, Jeff.
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#235140 - 04/16/07 06:14 PM Re: Inside Mr & Mrs Lane's Refrigerator
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Registered: 10/09/04
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Select quotes from some old Luke coverage of the Lanes:
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I ask Mike what he thinks of the way the industry exploits his daughter. He says, "It's awesome."



Quote:

Mom: "We need to find some old Traci Lords movies."




Mikhail and Raisa Lane:

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#235141 - 04/16/07 06:23 PM Re: Inside Mr & Mrs Lane's Refrigerator
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Registered: 02/11/07
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Wait, you mean Lane's really there last name? Outstanding. Wasn't there a whore once who used her real name just to piss her dad off? I remember reading that somewhere, but I can't remember who it was.


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#235142 - 04/16/07 10:38 PM Re: Inside Mr & Mrs Lane's Refrigerator
Walter Offline
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Registered: 08/31/06
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Wasn't there a whore once who used her real name just to piss her dad off? I remember reading that somewhere, but I can't remember who it was.



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#235143 - 04/17/07 03:49 PM Re: Inside Mr & Mrs Lane's Refrigerator
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Dana Dearmond is her real name.
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#235144 - 04/17/07 03:53 PM Re: Inside Mr & Mrs Lane's Refrigerator
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
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Loc: New York
Funny how no one ever mentions that Leanna Heart's mom is her manager, watches her fuck and handles her stripping and extracuriculars.
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#235145 - 04/17/07 04:16 PM Re: Inside Mr & Mrs Lane's Refrigerator
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Funny how no one ever mentions that Leanna Heart's mom is her manager, watches her fuck and handles her stripping and extracuriculars.




Isn't that illegal in most States?
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