In case you were drinking heavily, Luke dropped a little post about Why Porn Journalists Don't Get Laid More Often.. It included a little rant by Kevin Blat, who is well-known for promoting the Paris Hilton sex tape, and being a porn publicist who does not know what a "simile" is.

But for the first time, the Luke Ford "comments" section really took off...here is the exchange...

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Willie D wrote:

Uhh, Kevin, incoming news flash, you’re not a movie star. And while I doubt you are the “best PR person” in porn, why would you even want to lay calim to that title. Call me when you’re done with your silly metallurgy simile.

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KB wrote:

Ok WIllie D- I guess I am not the star of the film American Cannibal in theaters now- I guess that all the hype you have read about the movie in the NY Times, MTV, The Post, TMZ.com, Myspace.com and everywhere else you google mine name is BS-

I guess you know many more people who have crossed over into the mainstream as I have-

Did Ron Jeremy’s movie get this kind of press?

How about Stacy Valentine in her “Girl Next Door” movie?

NO.

U know what Willie D, the people who know what I do and how I do it know how to contact me, and know what I can do for them.

I guess you aren’t in need of my services, or simply cannot afford me.
Which is it?

Metallurgy smile?
That’s funny.
Get a life, better yet, go buy a movie ticket for American Cannibal-
It’ll do your mind some good, and keep you away from Player Hating.

-KB

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jamesxpt wrote:

american cannibal was released in one theater in march and so far has taken in a whopping $16,000.
http://www.the-numbers.com/movies/2007/0AMCA.php

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casperxxx wrote:

Uh, dude, you’re not a movie star, you were the subject of a documentary film - that’s it. Get over yourself. And if I recall, you filed a lawsuit or threatening to sue the filmmakers because YOU felt that they presented you in a bad light. Of course do you remember the Tribeca mes you tried to stop? I do.
See, I love it when porn people like KB think they are more than what they are - porn actors!
Let me ask you something KB, why don’t you prove you are a movie star and actually try and make a real film?? You can’t. It takes real talent to make a movie, it takes some cash to make a porn film, no real talent needed there. So, you were the rage of a docu-film, so what? All that means is you have a shot at being the nxt celebrity on the Serial Life on VH1, dude, that’s not something to brag about.

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KB wrote:

Casper so glad you made that point-
I am posting from the set of a mainstream TV show I got casted for -maybe when you see me in more stuff you’ll get it.

As far as the press and me suing the Doc- U are a sheep like the rest of the journalists and press!

See the movie then tell me if I am playing myself or just acting in it-

I am NOT a porn actor either- so get your facts straight homie.

Or better yet, go outside and play it’s nice outside…don’t sit on your computer all day- or can’t your wheelchair be moved outside?

Do you have one of those tubes you blow in to propel you?

lol

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casperxxx wrote:

Well good for you, you got a bit part on a “tv” show. What is this “tv” show that we should all look for you at? If you were very serious you’d tell us. And by the way, I write for a Studio, I do re-writes and I see porn people all of the time coming into the offices thinking that simply because they can fuck onscreen and won some award at an AVN show they think somehow mainstream is calling them, what the fuck over. There has never been ANY successful crossover talent to make it in Hollywood today - ever. Sure, you can mention Tracy, but look at her career right now, it’s not the greatest. The fact is that I know the filmmakers for that film as I attend the film festival circut and I know for FACT that you acted in a very underhanded and unprofessional manner to the crew because you felt that you were being singled out as a dirt bag. Look, I wish you all the best I really do, but you pretty much showed your true colors when they tried to show the movie and you flipped out about it.

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casperxxx wrote:

By the way, had to make this note, I think this project sank because people simply didn’t feel that a themed survivor series introducing cannabilistic situations was worth watching. There was a reason why no one would pick this crap up , hell didn’t you guys get bitch slapped by Dr. Phil no too long ago?

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KB wrote:

Casper- there is so much to the story that has yet to be seen or heard about.
Do a search on youtube.com for reality show accident- and you’ll peel back even more layers to the onion.
There is a line between fact and fiction with the documentary that even crosses over into the media’s coverage.
The media cannot even make the distinction which is what is the most fascinating part of the story.
Let’s look at the transparencey of Hollywood for a minute shall we?
Where else in the world can you call yourself a TV show producer and bingo- you are a tv show producer?
How many actors have you met in this town?
Everyone is an actor on a huge stage here in LA and the sexiest stories with the most “sizzle” are what get the people talking at the watercooler the next day.
I for one have never said I was the producer of the Paris Hilton Sex Tape- I was simply a promoter/ the PR arm a man who was hired to spread the word about a tape that needed very little introduction once it made it’s way into the stratosphere. The media has called me everything from the producer to the originator ( that’s themost ambiguous) to porn czar, smut peddler and the list goes on…anyone who knows me knows that I still work a day job and don’t profess to being rich by any means- I am comfortable, but not filthy rich. Paris, Rick and Red Light made out on that one along with Hotelheiress.net.
Look, at the end of the day,Perry and Michael are my partners in this film- and we I have agreed to help promote the film, it’s in my best interest.
To be quite honest with you, the lawsuit was staged…
Perry and Michael even revealed that in a paper in the NY Press last week in their feature story on American Cannibal.
Don’t believe everything you read or hear Casper- that pretty much sums up my movie- if you buy into everything the media and these reality tv schlock producers sling at you …then you are like the rest of the sheep waiting to be herded.

-KB

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casperxxx wrote:

That’s reasonable. I do understand the process though and I understand that publicity is a double edged sword. LA is a town like you have said where anybody can call themselves anything and no one will think twice about it, but then again this town is all about smoke and mirrors. I will admit, I did not know that the lawsuit was staged though, makes sense actually, but let me ask you, why then would you guys go on Dr. Phil? I don’t see how that benefited anybody or even the movie as Phil is mainly a right wing guy and everybody in town knows it. He’s also full of shit and everybody knows that as well. Just curious.

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Yeah, I'm sorry to be "playa hating" again. But you're going Lockwood on us, Kev. It's the middle of the day, you can't be high yet. Hang in there. Oh, and to answer your question: I work in finance, I don't need a publicist. On the off chance that I did, and I was forced to hire a pornographer to do my press releases, I'd call Nelson X way before your name came up.

By the way, Kev, what are your residuals for this film in which you're "starring?" I suspect I can find more fun an amusement from a SWV Dragon Art Theater $10.00 double feature. I mean, what would you rather watch, a documentary about yourself, or a double-bill of Hitler's Harlots and Nazi Love Island?

So if you're not a regular on Luke's new Wordpress website, check it out and watch another pornographer achieve new heights of delusion.

Note to porn girls (and male performers working in the adult 'jondra') who do not wish to be in the running for the 'Dumbest Whore In Porn' award...this is not a simile >

They say you are what you eat. KBizzle must've eaten a lot of asshole lately. He never used to come across as Captain Ego, so what went wrong there?

I love it when anyone involved in the industry gets a sniff of that heady, sickly sweet mainstream air though. They all immediately crawl inside their own assholes and sell the tiny scrap of soul they have left. Jamesn makes a good point, too: I'd sooner have box office receipts than any illusory sensation of fame. Ever tried paying a bill with 'fame'? Most accounts departments won't process it.

Ouch!