I made a throwaway post about it somewhere but Skeeter predicts on adultfyi she'll be the first to take a fist in her vagina and anus simultaneously.

Can we get an uberwhore like Jewel Denyle to do this in Wonderwoman costume and raise her over head in some gesture of goodwill and world domination?

From her blog.


"

i give really good advice.
Current mood: sunburned

this afternoon i went to the bank to open a new checking account.
i had to close my old one because some scummy person stole my checkbooks from my burned down apartment and commited numorous crimes of forgery, fraud and counterfeiting.

as a reward i let myself have icecream.
i reward myself almost daily for doing hardly anything.
this might make me a sort of spoiled person.

but that next thing that happened was awesome.

*parks car in front of cold stone creamery in eagle rock*
a young child approaches me. this kid could be anywhere from 7-14... i have no concept when it comes to these things. he was about waist high to me. and was supervised by a taller child.

kid: would you like me to wash your car, its 4 dollars. im doing a fund raiser for my church

me: what did you just say to me?

kid: we're doing a car wash for our church!

me: oh, church? im not into that.

kid: oh? (the kid is visibley unsettled at this point)

me: in fact, i suggest you quit!

kid: what do you mean?

me: you heard me, I SUGGEST YOU QUIT GOING TO CHURCH! (at this point i have crazy excited eyes)

the kid is stunned and silent. we are now walking in different directions, i toward the icecream and him back to his older church friend.
with my back to him i raise an arm with a pointed finger and exclaim

"THINK ABOUT IT!"

i go into the cold stone. order a small MudPieMojo and ask the attractive girl behind the counter if she likes her job. she does. and i tell her if i worked there i would eat all the icecream and get really fat! i gave her a dollar tip.
"

Please. Someone donkey punch her with a 2x4.

*With thanks to have2cit for the term.

Why Dana gotta be such a spoiled sport? Those poor kids' folks probably MAKE them go to church. Selling carwashes on a hot summer day with their friends is probably the only fun part about it. Fine if Dana don't wanna wash her car, but she don't have to be so mean. And I bet Dana felt like a baller tipping that ice cream girl a whole dollar.

Jason Lee has no standards.

ahh dana dearmond is so hot

I want her autograph

holler at me baby cakes

The kids should have set her car on fire first and then hit her with the sales pitch.

Show us the money.