For quite some time the shit list has been a wasteland of posts from a different era, unattended and the lack of recent threads made what was once a proud board one filled with shame that started resembling a board that smuthut guy co mods at. That was until now. Monkey is a shit list poster only now, fed up with that nazi mod zenman and his general porn talk ADT like rules for thread requirements a bitter feud took place, where monkey refused to ever post on the general porn talk board every again, when the opportunity to renovate and challenge his own ego like never before he took on the challenge of attempting to rejuvenate the abandoned crack house like section (old shit list) and give it a much needed face lift. As mention before Grip johnson (mod of shitlist board) loved the idea of giving the shit list a fresh new look and a deal was struck. So far it is looking like a win win situation, those who don't like the monkey can easily avoid him and go to the concentration camp like board known as general board talk and those who love the free to say what you want (yes even lurid UHHHHHHHHH), raw as fuck, board known as the shit list can have let their hair down without worrying about getting shot in the yard when they are having their lunch by zenman as is the case on the general board. Shit list is back and better then ever.


(general porn talk board)


(Shit list)

Right on Monkey, just keep giving us the the good stuff

Thanks cleetus, i guess rome wasn't built in a day nor will the shitlist, but we will keep striving here to make it the bestest, damn board ye has ever seen, or something.

Zenman's contributions to xxxporntalk


Banning sammura (thanks zen)

banning angelica knight at least once (thanks zen)

Attempting to make xxxporntalk take on an ADT like feel to it (thanks zen)

Attempting to make hated dictators from history's past popular again (thanks zen)

and taking his MOD power to seriously (thanks zen)

Monkey's taking over a forum? pfft. what a sad day for XXXporntalk

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Monkey's taking over a forum? pfft. what a sad day for XXXporntalk

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Thanks virgin. I remember things.

(this is an insult directed at me not kyo, he pulled me up on a comment, well the story is too long and boring to get into now but you can read all about it in luke ford's new book) (cue cleetus grin)

What does any of this have to do with the Shit List?Zen,Jrv anyone,can you move these threads to general porn talk?

Neither Zen nor I have any mod SuperPowers in the Shit List.

HaHa Ha, The monkey is finally safe- Sanctuary in the Shit List

great idea monkey.

seriously

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What does any of this have to do with the Shit List?Zen,Jrv anyone,can you move these threads to general porn talk?

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I can't tell when jeff is joking and when he isn't. So i will just assume he isn't with my response.

Are you serious?. What does the monkey have to do to get everyone off his back?. I post on a board that had like 4 posts a week , just a dead board and i come here so i am out of the way of mods who take their postion too seriously and make a board that was once dead readable again whilst staying out of the way of people who don't like me on the rest of the forums, throw a monkey a bone, or at the very least give me one.

If I had to guess Monkey, i would say Jeff was joking but I guess to be safe your own little area would be nice( cue the poll voting in said thread)

im not gonna bone you monkey...sorry

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great idea monkey.

seriously

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OK, just when the Shit list was getting better (definitely funnier) the Monkey doesn't seem to post here anymore. Where are you odiferous primate?

If I were on some Encyclopedia Brown shit, I'd say his new sig probably has a clue. Scroll up.

Monkey has friends in high places. He's not banned.

Well that is good news at least

Either monkey wasn't lying about the jail thing or he's pissed that they made zen a mod in the shit list. Either way he'll be back.

Well as we all should know by now I was happy to come on here tonight and find not only that the Monkey has returned but he has been given his very own playpen. Huzahh!