Another Gag Factor release, another song parody review. Maybe I've just got too much time on my hands, it's ticking away with my sanity, I've got too much time on my hands...nah.

Apologies to Messrs. Lennon and McCartney. To the tune of, "A Day In The Life."

I had the blues today, oh boy!
I'm just an ugly man, who can't get laid.
And though the truth is rather sad,
I got to jerk my dick,
I saw a new Gag flick.

It blew my mind, the best so far,
And then I noticed that the plot's not changed.
Behind the scenes stuff wasn't fair,
They shouldn't eat before,
Somebody was really sore when he got puked on by the whore.

I saw a film today, oh boy!
The JM army is still gagging whores.
Alberto Gonzales says turn away,
But I just had to look,
My fantasies need shook,
I love to get it on.

(Groundbreaking 40 piece orchestra instrumental...)

Woke up, got out of bed,
Scenes from the movie in my head.
Found my way downstairs, and queued it up,
Looking twice, I knew I couldn't wait...
Grabbed my dick, and watching that,
Made it hard in seconds flat,
Found my way to the shower and started to stroke,
Wasn't long 'til the drain had all my cream.
Ah...

I had the blues today, oh boy,
Four thousand whores, but not a one 'round here.
A Bible belt election calls,
They'll try to bust them all,
Now you know how bad we'll need a new Gag Factor out this fall,
I'd love to get it on...

(More orchestra instrumental, followed by a 4 minute 4 piano closing note)

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy