Pussy Galore
Directed by Francesca Le
Starring Bella Marie Wolfe, Francesca Le, Emily Da Vinci, Shayna Knight, Jewell Marceau, Malitia, Kayla Marie, Jasmine Lynn, Dani, Sophia, Katrina Kraven
JM Productions

Pussy Galore is exactly what would happen if you took half a dozen young nubiles out for a picnic at the park, only instead of giving them lemonade to wash down their egg salad sandwiches, you slipped them all PCP/ Testosterone cocktails. Oh, they sure as hell LOOK like girls, but they fuck like men- and not even like regular ol’ potbelly Petes either- more like crazed bikers or half a juiced-up football team.

There’s so much going on within the 4 wall-to-wall scenes in this ‘un that it’s hard to keep up. Well, it not hard to keep ‘up’, but you know what I mean. It looks for all the world like mass Sapphic chaos, like a berserk Bacchanalian orgy of pussy-starved cannibal girls, but as the sub-chapters so helpfully point out, there are rules of order here, and the order goes like this: Oral/ Toys/Anal. An endless loop of macho-lesbo hijinx, where the faces change, but the body parts stay molested. Well, right on.

Since the camera is always smashing in on tongue-filled pussies or dildo stuffed asses, it’s hard for me to say just who is in what scene, but the numbers go like this: First scene, 4 girls fuck like rutting Orangutans on the grass. Second scene, two girls have a box lunch on a bench, still outside. Third scene, two more chicks finally find a bed. Fourth scene is a whole psycho-sexual anal encounter between a bossy bitch and her three willing butt sluts. I listed the starlets at the top, so you can just let your mind wander as to the endless freaky combos they could form, but I do wanna point out that the most hard-on inducing of the bunch, for me, was short-haired, dykey Emily Da Vinci. Why? Well, it’s the combination of her generous ass- I mean, there’s more than enough here for everybody- and the fact that she’s the one girl in the whole cat skinning bunch that really does look like an authentic rug muncher. And when she gets butt-slammed with an 8 inch strap-on, it kinda strikes a satisfying blow for the millions of us out there that would really, really like to fuck a fat-bottomed lesbian in the ass, but just can’t figured out the mechanics of how something like that could possibly happen. Ya know?

Anyway, there’s no plot whatsoever to get in the way, just pure, feral, lesbian sex. Pretty fuckin’ awesome, really.

-Sleazegrinder