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#203359 - 11/24/06 06:34 PM Wasted Youth
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If the box says directed by Mark Wood you know it’ll probably be worth buying. Look at the pix, check the sluts, in particularly Presley Maddox rocks my cock through the camera playing a daddy’s little nightmare turned new wave hooker-ish whore. Is porn stranger than fiction? If I still spent money on porn I’d be pleased if I bought this piece of ass. Nice little outfit. I can see what all the shiznit is about. Rebelious teen ready for fuck'n just by the look in her eyes... Get this fucker just for this scene alone, it's the day after Thanksgiving I'm tired I've had three deadlines in three weeks. Reviewing porn isn't glamorous, more like tedious. Be careful what you wish for, but it does have its benefits if you’re smart enough to stay sane. [Red Light District]



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#203360 - 11/24/06 06:36 PM Re: Wasted Youth
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#203361 - 11/24/06 06:40 PM Re: Wasted Youth
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#203362 - 11/24/06 06:42 PM Re: Wasted Youth
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Lorena Sanchez


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#203363 - 11/24/06 06:45 PM Re: Wasted Youth
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Rachel An & Lorena Sanchez


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#203364 - 11/24/06 06:47 PM Re: Wasted Youth
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Adrianna Faust


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#203365 - 11/24/06 06:49 PM Re: Wasted Youth
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#203366 - 11/24/06 08:37 PM Re: Wasted Youth
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#203367 - 11/25/06 01:44 PM Re: Wasted Youth
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#203368 - 11/25/06 02:42 PM Re: Wasted Youth
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Rachel An & Lorena Sanchez



lorena sanchez looks like a (much younger) kim cattral, no? also, i have that outfit that the other chick is half wearing. and isn't that "rachel an" that kinda doggy la direct girl whose vagina and face monkey recently graded a c-? just wondering. and yes, presley looks hot.
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#203369 - 11/25/06 08:13 PM Re: Wasted Youth
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I screwed up... it's rachel ann, obviously, but I don't really follow the cage antics anymore, so I dunno bout that.
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#203370 - 11/26/06 03:16 AM Re: Wasted Youth
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Registered: 05/18/06
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Quote:

I screwed up... it's rachel ann, obviously, but I don't really follow the cage antics anymore, so I dunno bout that.



this would be the girl i was talkin' about. check out the look on her face. i've often wondered exactly what it was that ben english said to her in the split second before the picture was taken...


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#203371 - 11/26/06 05:21 PM Re: Wasted Youth
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Registered: 08/25/06
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Quote:

Quote:

I screwed up... it's rachel ann, obviously, but I don't really follow the cage antics anymore, so I dunno bout that.



this would be the girl i was talkin' about. check out the look on her face. i've often wondered exactly what it was that ben english said to her in the split second before the picture was taken...




If you ams a qwomaens maybe yuo'lls be raoped in direct proportiaqnate violence with whicjhch you take delight; iof right. I don't know., I';m not in charge oif trghat. When I saw youl Ast night i helkd your hand so yighjt and remembered I loveds ytou mor than I l;iked to takje breath
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#203372 - 11/26/06 05:25 PM Re: Wasted Youth
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3016
Quote:

Adrianna Faust





This isw awful. Real awful. [sad5]

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#203373 - 11/26/06 05:54 PM Re: Wasted Youth
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Quote:

Quote:

I screwed up... it's rachel ann, obviously, but I don't really follow the cage antics anymore, so I dunno bout that.



this would be the girl i was talkin' about. check out the look on her face. i've often wondered exactly what it was that ben english said to her in the split second before the picture was taken...




same hoe


terrible pic?



you decide.




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#203374 - 11/27/06 02:42 PM Re: Wasted Youth
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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aidsface, sorry.
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#203375 - 11/27/06 06:53 PM Re: Wasted Youth
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Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Rachel An & Lorena Sanchez



lorena sanchez looks like a (much younger) kim cattral, no?




Maybe an Argentinian Kim Cattral..???

Pres is smoothe and creamy..with veiny tits!! Shes my new jerk bitch.
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#203376 - 11/28/06 03:57 AM Re: Wasted Youth
SexDJ Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
Quote:

aidsface, sorry.



You're sorry. You're a great arguement for abortion, legal or otherwise.

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#203377 - 11/28/06 01:02 PM Re: Wasted Youth
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i want to put you in blackface and in a vehicle outside "club kalua" and have the NYPD shoot you 50 times. how's being a disc-jockey in PA and whoring out your wife so you can jerk off to the cuckold-video?
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#203378 - 11/28/06 03:03 PM Re: Wasted Youth
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Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
Quote:

i want to put you in blackface and in a vehicle outside "club kalua" and have the NYPD shoot you 50 times. how's being a disc-jockey in PA and whoring out your wife so you can jerk off to the cuckold-video?




My life is great. It would however be a lot more fun if I could spend a day punching you repeatedly in the face. And listening to you whine like the little fag you are.

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#203379 - 11/28/06 03:11 PM Re: Wasted Youth
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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your life can't be that great if you have to post naked pictures of your wife on swinger's sites to lure men to your home.
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#203380 - 11/29/06 08:40 AM Re: Wasted Youth
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Registered: 04/14/03
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Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

your life can't be that great if you have to post naked pictures of your wife on swinger's sites to lure men to your home.




Is that a bad thing?
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#203381 - 11/29/06 03:43 PM Re: Wasted Youth
SexDJ Offline
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Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
Quote:

Quote:

your life can't be that great if you have to post naked pictures of your wife on swinger's sites to lure men to your home.




Is that a bad thing?



Thank-you Jeff! Video order coming immediately!

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#203382 - 11/29/06 07:42 PM Re: Wasted Youth
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
eat a dick, you went to community college and worry about the fact io don't enjoy talking to you. weather at the 20's or whatever, white trash.
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Quote:

Quote:

your life can't be that great if you have to post naked pictures of your wife on swinger's sites to lure men to your home.




Is that a bad thing?



Thank-you Jeff! Video order coming immediately!


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#203383 - 11/30/06 05:46 PM Re: Wasted Youth
SexDJ Offline
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Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
Quote:

eat a dick, you went to community college and worry about the fact io don't enjoy talking to you. weather at the 20's or whatever, white trash.
Quote:


You couldn't even come close to my education level. You're a bag of shit. Go back to your sorry-ass country and leave the real men alone.

Quote:

Quote:

your life can't be that great if you have to post naked pictures of your wife on swinger's sites to lure men to your home.




Is that a bad thing?



Thank-you Jeff! Video order coming immediately!






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#203384 - 12/01/06 09:52 PM Re: Wasted Youth
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
what kind of education, exactly, does one need to say "here's ____ on our back-to-back smooth jazz friday". don't answer. it wasn't really a question, it answered itself.

listen closet-case, you're a MYNA BIRD in terms of job-complexity. A MYNA BIRD or pretty much any cool bird from the global south could take your job from you for a half-pound of cracked sunflower seeds/diem and your listeners would never know.

not everyone can go to the "CT school of broadcasting". oh fuck it, i've had more money than everyone in your extended family dating back a century the day i turned 25. bad taste? yes. funny to me? yes.
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#203385 - 12/01/06 11:32 PM Re: Wasted Youth
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

what kind of education, exactly, does one need to say "here's ____ on our back-to-back smooth jazz friday". don't answer. it wasn't really a question, it answered itself.

listen closet-case, you're a MYNA BIRD in terms of job-complexity. A MYNA BIRD or pretty much any cool bird from the global south could take your job from you for a half-pound of cracked sunflower seeds/diem and your listeners would never know.

not everyone can go to the "CT school of broadcasting". oh fuck it, i've had more money than everyone in your extended family dating back a century the day i turned 25. bad taste? yes. funny to me? yes.




My education comes from the ingredients list on a pringles can and I spent my last dime on it.

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#203386 - 12/02/06 08:31 AM Re: Wasted Youth
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Ok james, now you've done it. There's been talk that I've not been up to snuff since I stopped stalking you. Now c'mon sneering about your alleged wealth and education on a porn board shows your true assinine and wasp arrogance. I'm not sure who is a bigger waste of an ivy league education, you or da turdbuglar. At least he is original as lame as his blathering posts are, but you bump threads and/or make the most obnoxious slanderous posts trying to impress the monkey who gives you a woody. You're spending more time on this board than Smartt used to. Don't get mad because I speak the truth about how stupid it is that your even here and not off playing bad minton somewhere with your girlfriend who must not put out. I bet everybody hated you at Harvard and still do if only they knew what an embarassment you are to your alma mater now.
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#203387 - 12/02/06 08:48 AM Re: Wasted Youth
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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it's not two words. i'm sparing with arrogance, but every now and then it's satisfying to just yell "scoreboard" to someone that lame.
Quote:

bad minton



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#203388 - 12/02/06 08:56 AM Re: Wasted Youth
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Quote:

it's not two words. i'm sparing with arrogance, but every now and then it's satisfying to just yell "scoreboard" to someone that lame.
Quote:

bad minton









Only you would care about that you elitist snob who can't capitalize letters or use proper sentence structure when giving grammar lessons. lol.
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#203389 - 12/02/06 09:14 AM Re: Wasted Youth
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
do i sense a little bit of jealousy? peel it back and you'd trade places with me in a second.
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#203390 - 12/02/06 09:31 AM Re: Wasted Youth
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Quote:

do i sense a little bit of jealousy? peel it back and you'd trade places with me in a second.




Doubt it. Jealous of what? An ivy leaguer who doesn't use proper sentence structure? More proof you wasted your daddy's money.
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#203391 - 12/02/06 09:43 AM Re: Wasted Youth
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
yeah, could you imagine how much your life would suck if you had more money and a better degree?
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#203392 - 12/02/06 10:23 AM Re: Wasted Youth
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Quote:

yeah, could you imagine how much your life would suck if you had more money and a better degree?




Wouldn't suck as bad as yours does now.
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#203393 - 12/02/06 10:29 AM Re: Wasted Youth
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
so you get off on having to handle soiled daipers and bloody tampons people discard for a living?
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#203394 - 12/02/06 03:01 PM Re: Wasted Youth
SexDJ Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
Quote:

yeah, could you imagine how much your life would suck if you had more money and a better degree?




I have more money, a better degree, and a better pedigree. I don't have to take shots a people to feel better. You're a worthless piece of crap with nothing going on in his life. Beating the fucking shit out of your worthless fucking life would be a lot of fun for the 35 seconds that it would take.

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#203395 - 12/02/06 03:10 PM Re: Wasted Youth
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

I have more money, a better degree, and a better pedigree. I don't have to take shots a people to feel better. You're a worthless piece of crap with nothing going on in his life. Beating the fucking shit out of your worthless fucking life would be a lot of fun for the 35 seconds that it would take.




This post makes me think you are John DuPont. Would you like to pin Jamesns shoulders to the mat? In most circles graduating from "The U" doesn't equate to a Harvard degree.

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#203396 - 12/02/06 03:55 PM Re: Wasted Youth
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Quote:

so you get off on having to handle soiled daipers and bloody tampons people discard for a living?




Only you could think something like that up. Your college chums would be so proud. I wonder what they'd think of your secret life on the net being the biggest scumbag on this board.
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#203397 - 12/02/06 08:06 PM Re: Wasted Youth
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Don't get mad because I speak the truth about how stupid it is that your even here and not off playing bad minton somewhere with your girlfriend who must not put out.




Heh..
My Homie from BU ..Peter MacArthur and I could argue that point.All Harvard girls put out..Its just a matter of playin the "GOOD WILL HUNTING" game on em..

Look up the keywords kids....I rock it like I talk it..heh.


Edited by LouCypher (12/02/06 08:47 PM)
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#203398 - 12/02/06 09:24 PM Re: Wasted Youth
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

what kind of education, exactly, does one need to say "here's ____ on our back-to-back smooth jazz friday". don't answer. it wasn't really a question, it answered itself.

listen closet-case, you're a MYNA BIRD in terms of job-complexity. A MYNA BIRD or pretty much any cool bird from the global south could take your job from you for a half-pound of cracked sunflower seeds/diem and your listeners would never know.

not everyone can go to the "CT school of broadcasting". oh fuck it, i've had more money than everyone in your extended family dating back a century the day i turned 25. bad taste? yes. funny to me? yes.




I recently foundout that I donate more money to a couple of charter schools north of Ukiah each week, the $um total of these donations would get me about the equivalenent of simply jerking off between the 18-1/2 yr old Subway Girl's girl's tits everyday during her lunch hour and still buy her a Subway, and a bottled water ..... it's all about utilitity expectactions in one's personal life, and Kytoto/GS clearlly intends to go through his life NEVER discarding a butterknife prematurely
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#203399 - 12/03/06 06:29 AM Re: Wasted Youth
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
burg, you have no earlobes bro. nada. ear joins straight to head, somewhat uncommon but not massively uncommon. and you need to post more, i've clicked reply and have no recollection about your post other than somtihng about jerking off between a subway girls tits (i used to work at subway, bakc in the day. my boss once told me a story about fucking a post-op transexual (post-op meaning had a plastic vagina- the kind of story you don't want to hear whilst working at subway with 15 year old asian girls whlist earning $13.85 an hour)), possibly a problem but still you need to post more. verbosity (surely not a word?) is not as big a porblem as some people think.

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#203400 - 12/03/06 09:58 PM Re: Wasted Youth
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
I hate to say it, but if I had it my way you would all be stirring mercury vats with your bare hands.

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#203401 - 12/04/06 09:17 PM Re: Wasted Youth
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Registered: 11/09/06
Posts: 8
i just wanted to say thank you, i really appreciate that very much... im glad you enjoyed the scene, keep watching i was still new and if u thought that scene was good, theyre only gettin better and i hope you continue to be a fan and i can continue to give you what you like!! xoxox
presley maddox*

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#203402 - 12/06/06 06:13 PM Re: Wasted Youth
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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i just wanted to say thank you, i really appreciate that very much... im glad you enjoyed the scene, keep watching i was still new and if u thought that scene was good, theyre only gettin better and i hope you continue to be a fan and i can continue to give you what you like!! xoxox
presley maddox*





keep on keepin it up & give it all to Smut, baby...my advice for the chat tonight is to smoke a ton of weed & try to ignore the babble of the imbeciles.
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