Army Of Ass 4
Hup, two, three, whore... Damn, I'm clever, soldiers. Maybe not. Better yet, this is the first AOA w/o Steven French. Just had to get that in, Grip... a wink and a smirk. Well, ever curious spunk freaks, I'm resigning myself to just hope for at least one great scene in any release with potential. Any number over that is a rainbow. Clear? A complete victory via pornography is a rare meteor. Right now, methinks Jim Powers is THE man. The last guy you could count on for frequency of quality was Gregory Dark who finally grew large in music videos by the grace of Satan, but even back when it still might be one or two sex scenes per flick to help crush the grapes for a volcanic toss off. I'm serious... all it takes is a scene, but if there's some kind overall visual truth for bookends beyond what is necessary for the 'gasm evocation then it's a classic. I hope I'm not losing you perverts with all this mumbo cumbo, but if I am, get lost or just grab this dvd no matter what I say... It's not gonna go down in the history books, but it sures gives a heck of a lot to shoot the cooze bazooka at.
At first, I groaned to myself about Liza Harper being one of the coochies here, but I must've forgot about her suckulant oral abilities and her cobalt blue eyes. She does throw down like a pro on the dude?s probe to ignite pud spuzzworks. Catalina is next on the spearhead through the scenes, but I goose-stepped right on by. I think all that work she did with Max sadly took a few years off of her life. Don't get me off track on a depressing subject like Max's world of gynosogyny or we'll never get out of here with a woody.
For those looking to make a beeline, I suggest seeking out the scene with newcummer Ashley Haze. This skinny sweet sunset redhead has a tight unblown bunger and nice bod for erection ejection. Rick Masters is given the mission of rutting her rear and he's just one of like a mere three porn studs that I don't hate. It was a slightly sacrilegious for him to wear a cross so it dangled on or near beaver during the cunning linguals he performed on her tight pink puss and ass. I had no idea this guy was religious.
Lastly, cutie Cherry Poppins gets her anus veined by some bro with a dumb name. So, three out of four whores here are hotties and in baseball, a .750 average is great. Draw the conclusion.
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From Malice: Note fixed this thread, it is a review for Army of Ass #4 not #5.

Ashley Haze has her anus invaded.

Cherry pokens

Thanks for the excellent review smutmutant, you have saved me money a couple of times.

Dammit, Mr. Smut Mutant! Your posted review is for Army of Ass #4.

SkinTight's Army of Ass #5 comes out this week & is personally one of the great achievements in our young lives as auteurs of anal cinema. The flick stars the very hot Nadia Sin (papa likes), Hayley Rivers, Lisa Lee, & Francesca Sins. If you don't stroke to this, you may already be dead .. or worse--an Astrux fan