I told Hillary I’d watch this go boom in a smoke-filled room and that was a week ago, she’s prolly going like wtf, but genius takes time to unravel itself, baby! What’s especially important to me is that this lives up to all the hype and endless pr that can only be successful with good product. Even if I thought this sucked, it came in an awesome promotional bling package with a bunch of things including a mug, mags, backstage pass, and even a giant collectable Britney Rears dildo that made my friend Stefanie’s day. Nice, but what about the movie?
It’s a trip. Pychedeliscious and they used to call me evil acidhead, bitch. Britney Rears is the shiznit. Hillary is the first gonzo superstar if there is such a thing. She went through the trenches in porn’s hardest genre without flinching and came out smelling like rosebuds. It’s true, she knows how to work it and even shows porn writers a little love when it counts. One can’t deny the bevy of good pornography she’s taken part in and the numerous memorable scenes she hasn’t mailed in like most whores. When Hillary’s around, some hardcore fucking is gonna happen and it usually hits the right spot. And Jasmine Byrne, she’s one of my all time faves already. This flick makes me look forward to J. Ho, so holla, mami. Smut’s got plans for you.>;}
Anyway, this is a quality porn movie, well worth checking out. It should win some awards, no doubt. I’m a gonzo type of guy not interested in dialogue anymore, but this was fun to enjoy and not fast forward through. For example Dark Angels 2 and Pirates sit unwatched in the bottomless pit of screeners I got, not to brag, but Britney should be honored I actually watched this and whacked to it….. Hot sex, choice sets, cool sluts. I’m not going to scrawl about every inch of the action like your typical porn critic. Writers who go through reviews scene by scene and position by position really need to get a life more than I do. Get this and see Britney get shafted. [X-Play/Hustler]