In an ongoing effort to improve my game and catch up with the onslaught of dvds cuming through the mailslot, I’ve been experimenting with different styles in presentation just to keep myself from getting bored. Some say my reviews are tedious, but if it makes your eyes glaze over don’t read it, look at the pix, or just stay away from the altar of smut . It’s cool, I only write this shit for my amusement or the discriminating pervert who cares about what porn they purchase. Shit’s expensive, I know that. I think back on my days flipping through review mags checking out the stills mainly because the only mag worth reading sometimes was Hustler’s EVG because those fucker’s were brutal, yet entertaining. They had LFP behind them so they feared not. In all honesty every reviewer has their own kinks, so don’t truss it, but if “In Smut We Trust” is your motto, have fun, glean wisdom or just enjoy the pix.



Sex Trap [Hustler Video]
Grade: C
Hoes: A
starring: Chloe Dior, Cindy Crawford, Kirsten Price, Sativa Rose, Joey
flaws: shadowy lighting & lousy camera angles

Built For Filth [1st Strike]
Grade: C
Hoes:C
starring: Audrey Hollander, Miss Arroyo, Britney Madison, Bridgette Kerkove, Mandy Bright
flaws: I see dead people

White Guy’s POV [Lethal Hardcore]
Grade: B+
Hoes: B
starring: Jessica Jammer, Trista Tanner, Marquetta Jewel, Madelene Marks, Marissa Marcelle, Dana Vespoli
Flaws: nothing major, but maybe Dana Vespoli

Doesn't this whore have AIDS?

Well, she is HIV+ if that's what you mean...this must be stuff from waaaay back, beacause Brittney Madison has been dead for some time, and Bridgette Kerkove has also been out of the picture in a performing capacity as well if I'm not mistaken.

On a lighter note, Smutmutant, your reviews rock hard...keep up the good work!

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Thank you, is it true that she has the virus?

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oops Ren, deleted your post, but the answer is
yes, sadly