I finally got to talk to mary for two hours. She did answer some of the questions you guys asked a few months back.
Cindi- I started a thread on XXXPornTalk.com asking what the posters would like to ask you. So we’ll end this interview with some crazy questions and statements I don’t know the answers, but then you are the one who went to genius school, and they wouldn’t let me in.
Mary-Okay go for it.
Fan: There is one ill man and one healthy man. They both drink the same orange juice, however it is sweet to the healthy man and sour to the sick man. In Protagorean Relativity is the orange juice unchanging or always changing according to who perceives it?
Mary-Okay (Laughs) I think orange juice is the same no matter who tastes it. Just like some cum could be good to one person and the exact cum could be awful so someone else.
Cindi-You are so damn smart.
Fan: Has Mary done anal in her personal life?
Mary-Yes. Only four times.
Fan: Will she be doing anal on camera soon?
Mary-Maybe.
Fan: What’s 2+2=
Mary-Four, or tell them I said five, (Laughs)
Fan: Does she prefer to wear a bra or not wear one when out in public?
Mary- Depends on the day.
Fan: Can you ask her where did I put my car keys?
Mary- In my ass!
Cindi- You can’t put them in your ass. You don’t do anal.
Mary- Okay, I ate ‘em.
FAn- Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Mary- Wow. People really came up with smart questions for me. You park on a driveway so you can have sex. You can’t have sex on a parkway because the car would be moving to fast.
FAn- Does Mary like to eat ass?
MaryNope!
FAn- What is the sound of one hand spanking?
Mary- Depends on what you are spanking. If you are spanking your dick there isn’t much of a sound.
Fan- If she didn't already do one, when is she doing a gag factor?
Mary- I don’t think I could handle it.
Cindi-I’d throw up. I usually ask you as my last question to give a message to your fans, but this time instead a fan has a message for you-
I think Mary Carey is SMART. For a performer, she certainly knows how to get her name out there. Ask the man in the street, and they probably won't know the name of 99% of the performers out there. But Mary pushes her name out there. From her run for governor, to TV appearances on Leno and Punk'd, to the Republican luncheon. All I can say is more power to you, Mary.
Cindi- That’s very true. Keep up the great work babe. Love ya.
Mary- See you soon, love you too! Thanks to the fans!
Check out www.marycarey.com

That's priceless, Cindi.
in case you perverts forgot, peep:
Mary Carey is SMART, ask for yourself!

She is a true blonde. (in a humurous sense)

She did run for governer of califorinia (LOL)


She does not like spew!

I give her an F... .. although her real first name is mary.. quite to contrary... as she may claim... she looks nothing like Mariah Carey.

No wait. I retract that statemnt. I don't give her an F. I give her a D;

For Dumbass.

Have we resolved the whole Mary Carey "Real tits/fake tits" thing yet?



They look a bit saggy and droopy to have been enhanced with delicious and nutritious saline or silicone.

Cindi, my apologies, they're still so mindlessly merciless here that it's almost comical if it wasn't so pitiful although Phlog gets a reprieve. for now.

No Problem Smut. You know I love you. But I have a long memory when people say bad things and am very loyal to my friends. (you know that) Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but my opinion of their opinion is truly the only one that counts, lmao

she's got AIDS! stick a fork in her!

Jamesn- you are usually pretty nice, did you forget to take your meds? I have some extra if you need them.

and thank you lovely Gypsy for the props!

Well at least I wasn't the one that wrote these Q's , lol. If you want to read the whole interview including the dumb childish q's I wrote it will be up on Xcitement.com Jan 1st 2006.

I'm curious if Mary will do a creampie scene soon and if she likes em in her personal life.

Mary is on the cover of Xcitement that came out today. I'm afraid I don't know how to post it here, I'm sure Smut can get it. It's at Xcitement.com. I have a column there too btw. Happy New Year everybody!
xoxo,
Cindi 2006!

Your wish is my command, Cindi...Here's the cover, peeps, click the link not the pic to access the mag....


http://www.xcitement.com/content/aaa_content_fs/content_fs.html

The mag is a great onlione read Cindi.