I gotta be honest and say that if it wasn’t for Jenna fedexxing this to me recently I probably never would’ve bothered to see it since it’s already been out for almost a year. Not that I'm being a sleaze elitist, but basically because I just don’t go anywhere near what I fear to be Vivid grade pornography. I really don't don't have to search for porn nowadays as a posse of hardercore stuff usually slithers its way up the front stoop, but I don’t sleep on scouting out debauched trenches. I honestly thought that Jenna was great in the mid-90’s Wicked pix and took over porn ever since Savannah tragically left our sphere through suicide, but at that time I had begun watching the dawning of the Evil Angel age ushered in by don gonzo Stagliano and likewise got deeper into early JM, John T. Bone, Max Steinercore type sleaze when all of a sudden Gregory Dark left to get paid and Rob Black was only beginning his extremities. All along I think Jenna filled that void in the icon category only to cusp the mainstream without being a another subpar xpornstar actress on the Ginger Lynn roadmap to disaster. Obviously, the Stern connection helped Jenna’s career immensely, yet she knew her limitations while still broadening the adult industry’s covert influx into pop culture.
Now it’s 2005 and Jenna just won a slew of AVNs that I could care less about yet while still being cool enough to reach out to the perverts below who dwell in our realm and post remotely on xxxpt. Call it, businness savvy, cunning curiosity or witchcraft marketing, but she changed my opinion of her enough to the point that I wanted to take a peek into the Jennazone. You see? It worked, but don’t playa-hate a miniscule victory when there’s plenty of prententious jokers like Darkko and Zupko at the gonzo level of the game.
Finally, we’re at the review portion you probably really only care about if I haven’t already turned you against me. Sorry, I only say it like I see it as skewed as it may be... Belladonna’s rise is still sort of a mystery to me with the gaptooth and trailerpark look, but she certainly proved her mettle the only way that really matters in porn and that’s by fucking like a filthy flesh whorenado. From the get go, Bella Loves Jenna initially surprised me by having an edge that I didn’t expect in a big budget smut flick. Basically, who knew Jenna’s world would be revealed through subversive hallucinogenic digitality that helped unleash a slightly grisly story tinged by murder and cannibalism. Take my pulse, is Bella Loves Jenna deviant-cybergarde filled with foxy-fux glitz or is that the xtasy speaking? I was psyched to see gonzodess Monica Sweetheart as always and smirked like Satan that oddball Frank Bukkwyd appeared in something other than a Jerry T movie. Much to my chagrin the animalistic TT Boy and tranimalistic Nacho Vidal were here understandably for the purposes of satyr warlust. Best forget about that since Bella Loves Jenna gets the Smutmutant gob of approval because it flows together like topshelf cinema of trangression that toked my boner like a high tech bong hit. The devil was in the details gleaming delightful sights of Jenna sucking clit like a jello shot & Monica Sweetheart’s tongue awaiting cum bursts like a pink target for the gooey skeet shoot. Simply put the sex scenes weren't fluffy clouds for couples, but unbridled raunch bent with Jenna in acidland spreading her salivation. Spunktacular.
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