I love how David Christopher thinks he created some kind of clever character, but if they buy it, wtf? Let this be a kryptonite message to Pussyman, though. Nobody cares about your on-camera persona, nor do they buy it to see you have sex. It’s all about the cooze, but I know you know that. Straight up truth is there’s always the hottest bitches in a Pussyman flick, but the last time I saw him bang a broad on camera he looked like he was at the z in alzheimers. Man, I thought he was gonna croak, but he powered through like a champ, so I was extra pleased that pops didn’t pork anybody in Asian Assault 2 or even make one of his hokey appearances. Pardon me. I’ll unlock the pit bull’s jaws to say pay attention Nautica Thorn fans b/c you need this one as it’s the best banging of hers I’ve blown snow to in a coon’s age. Why? Basically cuz her baps do the blitzkrieg bop as she gnip-gnops atop a cock. Volcanic. The only other nightstick waxer of worth features Loni’s liquified chest flaps doing the fuckquake boogie, so don’t be like the bush league porn reviewers and overlook this jigglesome pumphole. Well, my parting shot is that those two scenes were enough to help this dvd squeak pass the infamously ruthless smutmutant quality controls, so that means even w/o Luci Thai it’s well worth the whack bucks, shoppers. [Feline Films]

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