Throat Gaggers #5
Directed by Jake Malone
Starring Sarah Jordan, Jynx, Sabrina, Cynara, Lucy Lee, Victoria, Maggie Star, Jackie Moore, Emily Davinci, Molly Malone, Nautica Thorne, Jules Van Sant
Redlight

Jake Malone, I salute you. TG5 defies the logic of pshysiology completely, by presenting a good dozen wayward harlots with no gag reflex to speak of. Well, ok, a little bit, but not enough to fend off the gigantic cocks being forceably shoved down their tiny throats. After this one, these chicks will laugh off death-by-chicken bone, that’s for sure.

They don’t even bother fucking the girls in this one; it’s a single-minded, oral-only affair. Nothing but spit and cock and panicked, darting eyes. Well, right on. The first scene confused me, ‘cuz I thought Nautica was a black chick but this ‘un features Nautica THORN, a pretty, devil-possessed Asian teen who looks like she could swallow that cat’s whole arm, never mind just his dick. With spit and slime and smeared lipstick and mascara everywhere, she really puts out in this messy, wild scene. Great opening salvo, that’s for sure. Even better, in the second scene, foxy Asian Lucy Lee is joined by none other than Emily Davinci, the hottest girl-that-almost-looks-retarded in all of porndom. Emily’s even got a pair of fuckin’ granny glasses on. I really wish there were more shots of Em’s amazing round ass in this one, but I suppose Ass Gaggers is just around the corner. Anything with this chick is good tho, and their two-girl gag-o-rama is a blast, both literally and whatever else way. Pretty, blonde Sarah Jordan’s scene is decidedly weird, because she remains stock-still through the whole thing, like a fuck doll that breathes. Dunno, maybe it’s conceptual. Better is Molly Malone’s (Mrs. Jake?) scene, where she’s dressed up like a new wave girl, lookin’ more than a bit like a disgraced Meg Ryan, and making an unholy mess with herself. Spit everywhere. Malone also seems to really dig her dick, which is always cool to see. Entirely unnecessary, really, but cool, nonetheless. Freckle-faced Jackie Moore spends most of her time upside down and trying to catch her breath. She’s cute and all, but seems a bit out of her element here. Not so the crazed Marilyn Manson look-a-like (ok, his young, hot sister, maybe) Maggie Star (incorrectly credited as “Maggie Sar” on the cover, but it’s her, baby). She’s joined by slutty schoolgirl Victoria, and the two loudly suck off some lucky fella, trading spit and semen all the way. Maggie’s always a nasty girl, and she proves it in this ‘un. Great scene. A rattled-looking Jules Van Saint really does look like she’s choking through most of her scene- I bet she was happy when the cum finally hit her tongue, and I also bet they had a metal bucket just off-screen for her to vomit in. Sabina, who’s at least half-Asian, takes on the smallest dick in the warehouse, which is cheating, if ya ask me; kinky punk chick Cynara takes the most forceful throat-fucking of the bunch, and Jinx- not the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen, by the way- cries though her whole scene. Posers get lost, I say.

All in all, you get plenty of what yr looking for here, and with Emily Davinci and Maggie Star on deck, you can never really go wrong. Bonus stuff includes footage of the girls signing their contracts, wandering around the Redlight studios (Thorn with her pants down around her knees), and trying on slutty outfits. Hot “teaser’ footage, and a photo gallery, too.

-Sleazegrinder