Spit Shined 2
Directed by Brandon Iron
Starring Shandra Lebre, Nikita, Paige, Selena Silver, Ariana Jollee, Jayme Fuckingham
Platinum X

One thing I gotta say about this Brandon Iron character- he knows how to get the job done. If I ever need something heavy duty performed- like if I need to get my car torched, or maybe bump off a relative for the insurance money- he’s the cat I’m gonna call. I dunno if he knows how to do any of that stuff, but on the strength of the high octane, kill-for-thrill stroke flicks he makes, then he probably does.

All I remember from the first Spit Shined is that they covered some chick’s face in black shoe polish and made her suck dick in perhaps the most profane vaudeville act ever committed. The shoe shining is kept to a minimum this time around, but plenty of dicks get polished here, that’s for sure. Even better, we are graced with the wondrous vision of Selena Silver giving a tongue bath to the ultra-mega Ariana Jollee’s ripe, plump, perfect asshole, and if that’s not worth a couple hours pay, then I don’t know what is. Silver and Jollee actually look like two slutty rocker chick twins here, so the whole affair is a really just an episode in grand pornographic narcissism, and that’s just fine with me. Oh yeah, there’s a couple dudes poking them as well, but that salad tossing is quite remarkable.

Also remarkable is covergirl Shandre Lebre, who looks like a supermodel that a took a wrong turn in Albuquerque. She’s one of the finest foxes I’ve seen in awhile, and although I coulda done without the awkward bit where she attempts to shine Manuel Ferrara’s shoes with her pussy (trust me, Manny, that’s only gonna make ‘em dirtier), her scene is a scorcher, even without an anal plunging. Elsewhere, curvy Brit Jayme Fuckingham gets fucked raw-red and winces a lot; Prague-born blondie Nikita flashes the most insane looking smile since Doctor Giggles, even with an 8 inch cock deep in her butthole; and newcomer Paige shows off her impressively curvy body, before getting a good working over in all available orifices. There’s also a ton of exxxtras, including some bitchin’ “teaser” scenes with Selena and Shandra, plus behind the scenes stuff and more Nikita-bangin’. A righteous display indeed, and a must have for the Jollee jonesing.

-Sleazegrinder