My thesus is due next week and I have chosen Katana's o-ring as representing the classic western ideal of the perfect anus. Hairless, tight, proportionate hole-to-cheek ratio, and not overshadowed by domineering or distracting pussy lips.

I will be defending my points from 1 to 3pm in front of the doctoral committee, room 312, Xavier Hall, at UCLA next Friday. Free to the public. Refreshments will be served. As a joke, I will label one carafe "Ass Juice" but don't worry, it's just iced tea. That practical joke went over very well at the symposium on enemas last fall. Questions will be taken at the end.

Sorry, but that butthole's got nuthin' on Tawni Ryden:




That, my friend, is a perfect starfish.

looks like she forgot to wipe

I don't know if the first one can spread her little butt enough to show off the entire muscle like Tawni did. I guess I'll vote Katana. Her butthole looks like it would be more fun trying to cram my cock into.

THe perfect anus is one that hasn't been violated.....yet.

I have now given in to my baser instincts and the thing I enjoy most is to rim a beautiful woman's asshole. I enjoy the touch, the taste, the smell....everything. Didn't start out this way but, man, I get a boner when I place my nostrils half an inch from an o-ring and inhale hard enough to make it stick.

Coke:

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looks like she forgot to wipe

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Looks like you forgot to flush.


Wasn't there a thread very similar to this? It got closed down, I think.

Those anuses were inferior to this anus. It deserves its own thread.

Can't we all take a step back and just fucking admire those asses on their own?

Let's get along and just admire.

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Looks like you forgot to flush

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Looks like typing for the sake of typing (not particularly clever or incisive)

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Wasn't there a thread very similar to this? It got closed down, I think.

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Wow, you really know how to contribute to a conversation!