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#365119 - 10/05/08 03:59 PM
Kiss My Ass Brandon, I Beat You To This One!
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Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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#365122 - 10/05/08 04:24 PM
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#365123 - 10/05/08 04:46 PM
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Registered: 09/07/07
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Loc: Dolce Hottest Bukkake Babe
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#365124 - 10/05/08 05:02 PM
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Registered: 05/18/06
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oh come on christian, this whore has been out of the business for like six months already. [c3x] 
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#365125 - 10/05/08 05:09 PM
Re: Kiss My Ass Brandon, I Beat You To This One!
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oh come on christian, this whore has been out of the business for like six months already. [c3x]
He's just giddy because he's still not on her No list. 
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#365126 - 10/05/08 05:12 PM
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Registered: 07/09/06
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Loc: St. Louis
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Why hasn't this girl made an appearance in the alligator teeth thread?
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#365127 - 10/05/08 05:12 PM
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Bleh. It looks like the dentist is on her no-list.
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#365129 - 10/06/08 04:37 AM
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#365134 - 10/06/08 12:17 PM
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Registered: 10/02/08
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Why hasn't this girl made an appearance in the alligator teeth thread?
Because you haven't submitted it yet - I can't pull all the weight in that thread! 
She's borderline for entry into the Alligator Olympics, but perhaps better pics exist that demontrate yay or nay more clearly. She appears self conscious about whatever lurks beneath based on how she holds her mouth closed. Invisalign, girl!
She's cute as hell in any case - any of us should be so lucky. Christian carrying out the prime male directive on top of this midget probably looked like godzilla sexing a newt.
Then again, Christian on top of any of the current crop of 5'1 and under midgets (i.e. the pairing with Madison Scott) looks like a "Code 240".
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#365139 - 10/06/08 11:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Why is there a menorah in the background of the pope?
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#365140 - 10/07/08 02:45 PM
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Registered: 10/21/05
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This is as Nature intended it to be.
If you see Haley again, please ask her to pay me back for the flight I booked to get her here. It's only been 13 days or so but it would be nice to hear from her.
As one of XPT's elite cadre of fake lawyers, I was wondering whether or not this generous gesture on Brandon's part might contravene the Mann Act?
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#365142 - 10/07/08 04:21 PM
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Registered: 10/07/08
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Loc: South Carolina, USA
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The rest....well, let's just say Bree and I are a lock for a POV scene this year. Ferrara's fuming.
So is Bree really as much of a slutty, filthy whore in real life as she portrays herself to be, or is that just part of the persona she adopts to enhance her porn career?
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#365143 - 10/07/08 10:11 PM
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Registered: 04/18/03
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#365144 - 10/08/08 06:10 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
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Why is there a menorah in the background of the pope?
Awesome catch, I was about to post the same thing. Looks like some set dresser needs to go back to sunday (or Hebrew) school. 
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#365151 - 10/10/08 08:42 AM
Re: Kiss My Ass Brandon, I Beat You To This One!
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Registered: 07/14/08
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I would think the airfare would be part of the deal. No? I'm not in porn so I don't know how these things work.
you're not very clever, are you?
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#365155 - 10/10/08 09:38 PM
Re: Kiss My Ass Brandon, I Beat You To This One!
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Registered: 09/06/03
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It's not complicated. Haley was in another part of the country. Home address to be published soon should anger take away my better judgment. Haley's airfare to come to work here was paid by a stupid pornographer who shall remain nameless. Haley is whoring it up and not reimbursing the stupid pornographer for the airfare. That's not cool.
Maybe she could do some more scenes for you and pay the fare off that way?
On another note i'd like to come to see LA and was wondering if I could borrow some money for the trip over?
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#365156 - 10/10/08 10:01 PM
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I may as well come clean - about a week ago I forked over $150 to get her # from an agent; we spoke on the phone and arranged to meet at the Starbucks in Topanga Plaza to discuss a fictitious shoot. I saw her and then ambushed her with some sobering advice instead. I told her I know what she's going through - she's at a critical fork in the road of life and she needed to pause to consider that heading down the road of porn destruction will be something she'd likely regret later in life. "Think about your kids some day" I pleaded. "You're going to rediscover your need for family, once all the newness and excitement of the modeling whirlwind subsides" I added. "What family", she quipped, but I reminded her they'll come back around to her eventually, and she to them.
She agreed to stay with me a few days while we figured it out; I vowed to get her back on a plane home if nothing else. Now 5 days later she's still here, still no freebies as I'd hoped, and nothing but cold shoulder. I don't know what to do, holding my head in my hands because my home looks like a pack of wild dogs were allowed to stew in it for a week with all the windows and doors locked. She's constantly texting, or in the bathroom for long periods talking suspiciously quietly, or she just sleeps. I think my plan of rescuing the damsel in distress into my bed has backfired; the master has become the slave now.
Brandon I think she's ready for pickup. Perhaps only teen PW wrangler Dick Nasty can hammer this crooked nail straight now. She needs tough love and I'm not the one to give it. I don't care where she goes, but she can't stay here. My address in PM. Come quick.
Lesson learned - never let a stray PW stay in your guest bedroom.
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#365159 - 10/11/08 09:12 AM
Re: Kiss My Ass Brandon, I Beat You To This One!
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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You idiot. Ask any Crip or Blood who pays them for security when I need backup. The Stones used the Hells Angels but I look out for my guys who had my back at Lompoc. Verify with any of the bukkake boys, too, about the posse I roll up with at those shoots. I can't just make public appearances without bodyguards, ya feel me....wait, I take that back. You might interpret that literally. I was supposed to meet with one of my armed bodyguards at last week's Gokkun shoot but he probably ran late from some other gang activity. Also, look up 8th Street Latinas in the urban dictionary and tell me it doesn't reference the beginnings of the earliest members of www.loadmylatinamouth.com, an early version of www.loadmymouth.com.
I threw up this gang sign at the last Hip Hop Summit as I tried to solve east coast/west coast beef. The "L" means loadmymouth. Akon requested several women from the site and repaid me with some of his groupies. Since he knows I'm Canadian, he said it would be cool if I would open up for him in Vancouver, Winnepeg, and Toronto as Ehcon. Local dates to be announced at www.ticketmaster.com. Look up Akon and Ehcon (although I may be headlining later shows).
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#365165 - 10/12/08 08:40 AM
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The fact that 3SB owns a tackle box is 
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#365166 - 10/12/08 12:01 PM
Re: Kiss My Ass Brandon, I Beat You To This One!
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I'm offering a bounty on Haley. Whomever can collect the airfare money that I paid to get her here can keep half of it. The little scamp has fucked me over...and not in the good way. Now I know why dudes crazier than me send videos to Mom and Dad....sigh!....(weighing package at the Post Office).
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#365168 - 10/12/08 12:18 PM
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I'm offering a bounty on Haley. Whomever can collect the airfare money that I paid to get her here can keep half of it. The little scamp has fucked me over...and not in the good way. Now I know why dudes crazier than me send videos to Mom and Dad....sigh!....(weighing package at the Post Office).
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