JRV
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
And not a word about the drink in the straw in 2001?
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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
* All beds have a special L-shaped top sheet, which reaches up to armpit level on women but only to waist level on men. * No-one ever needs a kleenex after sex. * If you're a woman in a film and have just finished a steamy lovemaking session, make sure to lay back and pull the sheets up to your neck, just like in real life. * All women moan during sex, but none sweat. * Women (and men less often) either make love with their underclothes on or have put them back on in the immediate aftermath. * Two total strangers, upon falling into bed together, will always reach an incredibly intense, mutual, and SIMULTANEOUS orgasm on the first try.
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