Pretty cool cruising through the Fox Magazine tumblr. Great look into the magazine, random stuff for no reason, and behind the scenes pics of your favorite hot porn sluts.

And I spy many Fox covers shot by yours truly. Heh.

http://foxmagazine.tumblr.com/

Risky idea. Pitch FOX on doing the first male cover issue. I volunteer my services as a model. It's no different than that movie where Mark Wahlberg became a Philadelphia Eagle. We are both Invincible.

Think about it.

great idea except for the facts that canada doesn't have a philadelphia and you're a fucken no-name queer.

you do however get kicked through the uprights often so there's a point for you.

back to charlies tumblr...

I see. Lou, have you seen the movie Philadelphia starring Tom Hanks? If that's your idea of macho, well...


Sit down, shut up, and let's hear from FOX on my innovative idea that's sure to land me the 2013 AVN Crossover Star of the Year award. Due to a lack of talent and ambition, I am unable to win any performing or acting awards and the Hall of Fame remains a distant dream for me.

My whole career comes down to this.

I wish you were fscking invisible so I wouldn't have to watch you make every thread about yourself. What are you, Darrah?





Indeed, and it is awesome.

you were the one that connected the dots between philadelphia and yourself. then you threw in marky mark.

i called you queer. do try and keep up.

I'm only familiar with the actor Mark Wahlberg. You know, the guy who starred in The Departed, The Fighter, and The Shooter. Your knowledge of boy bands eclipses mine.

Try to get NSYNC with this thread, you Backalley Boy-loving fruitcake, or are you switching from Boys II Men?

awesome how he claims ignorance of boi-bands and then makes a list...


idiot.

I'm a terrible speller. It's "in sync." I'm sorry.
"Bye Bye Bye," Lou. You're done.
Keep dancing, puppet.

You're a terrible heterosexual too but that doesn't stop you from trying, does it?

Brandon should support his fellow Canadian Justin Beiber, but then there's that pesky legal age law thingy.

Do you belieb I have a chance at FOX, Gia?

Fox News for pacing outside Beiber's dressing room door unannounced, yes.

So you will pitch my idea then? Great! Thank you.
I'm calling up the lady in the news who put Fix-A-Flat into women's buttocks. Hopefully, this will be a cheaper alternative to Caverject and I want to be large and in charge for my shoot.

Large and in charge? Are they going to shoot it in a doll house?

This thread is about Fox's tublr account. Quit derailing it. We know you want a dick pic. Not gonna happen.

It's for his new series called Gunt Junkies. File sharing and needle sharing!

Look, just tell FOX I have someone willing to work with me.
14 hours ago, Amirah Adara came over....again.

If she smiles really hard, does her nose and chin meet in a beak like structure? Surely you saw her smile when you stood up to greet her.

I get it, I get it. Here you go, sport. Enjoy.


No more, ok? Look, this thread is about FOX magazine's tumblr account. Any discussion outside of that is distracting. We employees of FOX maintain high standards both in print and online. Please stay focused.

^^^Holy Fuck! Did you go furniture shopping at Salvation Army with Panzer???

You like my wood, don't you? Now get this thread back to FOX's tumblr account, please.

The wood is same pattern as where you scout your models- Chevron!

Gia, the brass at FOX and I feel you aren't "fitting in" anymore. You're not, how we say, "one of the boys." I'll be taking over your office soon. Please clear out your things.

Brandon, everyone there is heterosexual. How do you fit in again?

Fuck me, Fox Mag is still kicking around!??!?! I must have about 30 copies or so collecting dust in the basement from back when Jill Kelly was running the show. I loved the mag, because it was fairly hardcore, plus it had all the porn sluts I was wanking it to on the pay per view channels.

Amazing, Brendan got a bj from a skank whose nose could double as the parking lot for the Calgary Flames.

Brendan, did you tell her you had herpes before or after the photos?

Brendan, you need to go read some of the really old threads, after you got banned. About all the dirty tricks JM was planning to play on you. Do you really think they consider you respectable? Fuck no, you're a cash grab for them. They laugh every time you sell a disc, and have to pay them for it.

You should be licking Jeffy's shoes for the network. Oh yeah, except you can't enter the U.S. any more. Herp-fag.

Thank you for your input, Assy. You are the only man on Earth who can find fault with amazing Amirah.
The subject of STDs never came up....but my cock did. If you'd like a photo of that (and I'm sure you would), I can post one.
JM Prods and I have had a mutually beneficial business relationship since 2007. I'm sorry you are mired further in the past. It's a sign of stunted growth. As an American, you should be well aware that one's enemies often become friends over time. Iraq...Iran....Pakistan will be next.
You are my Pakistan, Larry. I kind of like you but I'm thinking of flying a drone over you to exterminate a pest.

Brandon=Gnome turd

I'm in a generous mood! Fiend...'chase, please let me get you both a GPS unit for Christmas. Keep it with you at all times. The drone I am buying from Iran is very accurate.

Will they be dwarf drones?

good news bad news on this one..

bad news - that's a real threat guys. no one can crash and burn like Bi..

good news for you two is that you live in the states. the one place neither Bi or the drone will ever be seen again.

You underestimate my ability to reverse engineer things. Now stand still, please.

how bout you reverse engineer the last few years of your career?. now get moving, please.

I only move in one direction: forward. Onwards and upwards...just like my dick.

onwards and upwards also describes your newest career choice... cleaning the bleachers.

Better way to earn a living than sucking off drunks under the bleachers.

I only clean in the VIP section.

remember he's a reverse engineer... his words. he can start at the top and find a away to get to the bottom. review the timeline of is career if you doubt me.

No, I said I have the ability to reverse engineer not that I am a reverse engineer. It's just one of my many and varied skills.
It's no different than calling you a Gloryhole Support Technician. Do what your good at, I say.

i was willing to accredit you that title based on your track record...life skills and all, yes?.

whatev... it's not like you won't clean any more or less puke off the ground or back of seats in the next few weeks with or without the title that could have been. have it your way..

I would not want to start another prolonged, wasteful, expensive, unnecessary war based on lies. When I start my position at FOX, I will expose the truth. I will also photograph Holly Michaels naked.

Holly Michaels !!!!!! Drrroooooollll !!!!!