On a night when Canada beat Russia in Olympic men’s hockey, we can all celebrate and party with Steph. With glowing heart, I see me rise. You can, too, right now at www.loadmymouth.com.


This beautiful cocksucker owned my podium and took the gold in goo. Her mouth: 1; my wallet: 0. No really….she cleaned me out. There may or may not be another site update. If any silver-tongued devils or bronze-butted babes want to meet me in Vancouver, e-mail me at brandon@brandoniron.com. Thank you.

So who's this Steph bitch you're talking about?.

Steph was someone I met briefly. Our love burned bright...too bright, in fact. Like moths to the flame, our love would have drawn us in and consumed us. To paraphrase Dickens: "She was a far, far better woman that I did, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known."

So who's this bitch Canadian hockey team you're talking about?.

I am considering an appropriate response and will get back to you after the gold medal game tomorrow.

Great game. Neither deserved to lose!

Best game ever....seriously. For Team USA to tie with 24 seconds left? Incredible. Crosby wins it for Canada and will be a national hero forever. Wow, man. Now he goes back to playing in the NHL for an american team. There are no losers.