Jersey has left the business and I lie awake each night wondering if Outkast is singing what I’ve been feeling:

“I’m sorry Ms. Jaxin
I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apoligize a trillion times”

Now I know better than to talk about someone’s mom so let’s leave her out of this. I am curious, though, if rimming Steve Holmes made you question your career choice? Did swapping multiple loads of cum with Courtney Simpson leave a bad taste in your mouth?

For anything that I did, Ms. Jaxin, I apologize. Thank you for appearing at www.spermcocktail.com. You will never be an outcast to me.

I hope André 3000 bitch slaps you....

Uh....who do you think is dropping that load in Jersey's mouth?

My posts are VERY complex and work on many levels. OK, gotta get back to the studio. Marco Bandaras and I are recording a duet as a follow up to The Porn Life. My salsa is slipping and I need to work on it.