I'm looking for as many gullible young women as possible for a project I have in mind.

What I want to do is strip you all naked and place you in a room with a sheet metal floor. I will then ask each of you to drink up to 30 pints of water. Here's the catch: the floor is wired to the mains electricity (I'll have removed the breakers too), so the first girl to urinate will kill herself and the others. In the meantime, the crew will be above you in a wooden scaffold filming and jacking off into your hair while ring tailed lemurs throw feces at you from wall mounted cages.

The budget for this film has yet to be set. It really depends on what Jamesn offers me for it. However, I am aiming to pay each performer a gagillion dollars on the presentation of their own valid death certificate.

To take advantage of this once in a lifetime offer, please send nude images of yourself being sexually molested by a coyote to AC Cream.

Joking aside, this forum is for legitimate offers. I let Windsock get away with it because he's simp/CAOH etc. Otherwise, it would get filled with meaningless crap.