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I know I will get a shitload of flack from this one. But it’s only in my nature to be like that. So here it goes.
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Thursday, February 23, 2006

For The Dudes Looking to Get in the Biz…

Every day we get countless emails from all types of retards looking to get in the biz. They see pictures of Hailey Young, Julia Bond, Laurie-Ann, and naturally they want a piece of that. Well guys, I am going to try and make some of your dreams come true! X Studios is looking for some male talent to be added to our roster, some guys who will be exclusive male talent. Now, before any dumbasses start tripping on their cocks sending me email, PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND how this works, and only if you are 100% understanding and agreeable should you reply. We are going to set up a little screen test, here is the deal:

• Must be 18 or over
• Must be in the NY area and able to get here on your own
• Must obtain the proper blood tests which cost around $150.00
• Must be 18-28, white in good-great shape
• Must have that NY look
• Must have a large cock, especially wide, this is X studios after all
• Must be willing to agree to exclusive deal with us for a specified time

Now, we only shoot the hottest girls in the biz, but life isn’t always roses, it is easy to get it up for a chick you dig, but another thing entirely to get it up like a pornstar for a chick that may gross you out. For the tryout shoot, which will be UNPAID, you will likely not be attracted to the girls, this is to test how well you can perform. Please keep in mind, we WILL be filming this, and we WILL own all rights to it, and if you suck really bad we may make you look funny on film. Deal with it, this is the price of porn fame if you are a guy. Make sure that you have read and understand everything here completely, 100%, and you still want to give it a go, email us here with some info about yourself, why we should consider you, and send some pics, clothed and naked, in all pics you must hold up a sign with your first name, not photoshopped in, to tryouts at xstudios dot com
By agreeing to this and sending us pics you authorize X to have full rights to anything submitted.
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This was actually posted on their myspace blog on the date above. I have intentionally left out the name of the company in question (X studios). Now my point in posting this is that I poke fun at a lot of agents/managers having their way with newbie starlets due to their naivety but yet this is an actual company who posts on this forum regularly along with models who have worked for them as well. So if they are subjecting guys through this type of initiation it would be rude for me to judge the others in such an unfair light for doing the same to female talent. So outside of their minimum requirements and all companies have their standards for performers doing a FREE tryout video with all the rights to it would be quite like Regan Senter doing one of his “compliance videos”.

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HAHA, thanks for checking out my myspace page, LOL

Dude, there is a major difference with an agent, or producer trying to get chicks to do freebies to "test them out" or whatever, and me trying to find male talent that can actually perform. I am not gonna fuck them, so I get no kind of sexual satisfaction from it. It is next to impossible to get in the biz as a guy, EVERYONE knows that. I have never and would never shoot a girl without paying her, and I pay pretty well, especially for a guy from NY. I don't think anyone who knows anything about the biz would think that post is preying on naive models. How many new, unproven, never worked males have you hired and paid to shoot for you???

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Except we are talking guys, and 95% of males would have wood problems or blow in 10 seconds, as opposed to girls who do not have that problem, and I am not getting ANY sexual satisfaction as it seems your comarison example may be getting, so your comparison is terrible. I have seen those "compliance clips" posted here, they are terrible and show nothing. What I am looking to do was something similar to an episode seemore butts actually did on his showtime show.

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Yeah I was just busting balls and wanted to see if you guys were still around. I wouldn’t even try to do the guys job since it requires more self control then I am capable of. I know that you guys pay the female talent very well (outside of LA rates, since you aren’t naturally in LA.) and would have been already been outed by many females on here if that were the case. My only real question is what do you pay actually pay the “average” girl “tester” to perform with the “potential” male performer?

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Yeah I was just busting balls and wanted to see if you guys were still around. I wouldn’t even try to do the guys job since it requires more self control then I am capable of. I know that you guys pay the female talent very well (outside of LA rates, since you aren’t naturally in LA.) and would have been already been outed by many females on here if that were the case. My only real question is what do you pay actually pay the “average” girl “tester” to perform with the “potential” male performer?

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Well, for obvious reasons I do not discuss rates or financial info on a public meage board with people I don't know, but as you can see from the pics and blogs I post on myspace, I shoot with girls from Direct and Goldstar and other reputable LA agents, and they don't need to send them across the country just for a shoot or two, so I do the right thing.

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You know Dino, there is one thing I am curious about. I see that you haven't come out and revealed who you are, but I am wondering how you were able to post that blog. See, I posted that blog back in Feb and very shortly after that myspace deleted my page, and all those blogs with it. Now, i redid the page, but I lost a bunch of blogs, one of which you pasted into a post today. So how did you have ablog that han't existed for a good 5-6 months? Did you read it back in feb and for some reason copy and save it? And why would you do that? Also, I would LOVE to have copies of the blogs I lost, did you happen to save the rest of them as well?????

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You know Dino, there is one thing I am curious about. I see that you haven't come out and revealed who you are, but I am wondering how you were able to post that blog. See, I posted that blog back in Feb and very shortly after that myspace deleted my page, and all those blogs with it. Now, i redid the page, but I lost a bunch of blogs, one of which you pasted into a post today. So how did you have ablog that han't existed for a good 5-6 months? Did you read it back in feb and for some reason copy and save it? And why would you do that? Also, I would LOVE to have copies of the blogs I lost, did you happen to save the rest of them as well?????

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Ahhh yes, I have been confronted to reveal my true identity by our humble moderator as well. I told him it will be kept under wraps until AVN in January. So I will continue to be the mystery person. As for your inquiry about the blog and it not actually being online anymore since myspace deleted your other profile. I had actually printed it out since it piqued my interest and was somewhat amusing in an unusual way. So I am sorry that I can’t help you with the others that Tom killed.

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Dino is cool with it
Joe Tuna is cool with it

get the fuck along, you both give more to to xpt than you take away. the drunkeemod asks politely.

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haha, no worries,just wanted to state my case, it is all good.

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Joe Tuna is cool with it

get the fuck along, you both give more to to xpt than you take away. the drunkeemod asks politely.

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haha, no worries,just wanted to state my case, it is all good.

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get the fuck along, you both give more to to xpt than you take away. the drunkeemod asks politely.

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haha, no worries,just wanted to state my case, it is all good.

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Then were all good? Right?

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get the fuck along, you both give more to to xpt than you take away. the drunkeemod asks politely.

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haha, no worries,just wanted to state my case, it is all good.

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Then were all good? Right?

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I expect to hear that once more when I kick your ass in the XPT FF League.