Hi everybody. Knowing perfectly well how badly you all flame the sad-sacks who make "I wanna direct porn" and "How can I 'hire' Krystal Steal?" posts, I will never-the-less brave the waters with the following:

I am looking for p.a. work with an adult director/company. I am extremely reliable, hard-working and have a professional demeanor. I am easy to get along with, and bring no drama. And, I'm pretty bright, I think.

I have some video production and still photo assisting experience. I have linked a resume with my video/media experience.

my resume

Don't be too hard on me. It's tough to know how to crack the closed world that's the adult video industry (unless you're a hottie who wants to suck dick.) I want to learn the biz, and I'll start from the bottom (no pun intended.)

Flame on, but kind advice totally appreciated,
Chris

P.A work is an unglamorous job. Are you ready to deal with whiny whores who forget their ID's and their tests. Directors who bitch because their lights are not set-up how they want it, yet put the marks themselves? Dont forget, you have the fun of washing used, dirty dildos. Running to the store to buy douche, and feminine hygine products is also an adventure.

There is paperwork to be done too. You file model releases and other shit. Being the office bitchboy has its rewards. You get to put miles on your car getting food for everyone else. When shit happens, you get blamed first because your at the bottom of the totem pole.

Dont get me wrong, you get to see naked chicks. But after awhile, it gets old. Its just another job at the office. I know this shit cause I was a P.A for awhile.

Hi Chico. Thanks for the response.

To answer your question, in a word: yes. I'm willing to be office bitch-boy while I learn about the biz. I don't have an ego about working. I'll do what's needed. I don't mind being a gofer and I don't take work things personal.

I did some still photo assisting and I've been yelled at for stuff when I wasn't to blame. It goes with the job.

I'm not crazy or a glutton for punishment or anything, I'm just looking for entry-level work to learn, and see if I want to move up the porn ladder. I don't need glamour or perks.

Thanks again,
Chris
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