Ok, so I may have used up my "!" allotment, but I'm desperate to get into the porn industry as a creative writer (something I wonder at times whether the porn industry even has). I was designed for two things in life: writing, and porn. Heck, my nickname is PORNO for Chris' sake! Does anyone know where someone with my size of...pencil can get into the porn industry? I'm not cut out to be in front of the camera, but behind the camera I have been told I am a MONSTER (not bragging, just what has been told to me). I'm begging for help, I'm on my knees! No (wrong forum to be on my knees)! Can someone help me with this...puh-LEEZE?!?! HIRE ME DAMMIT!!!!