#340988 - 07/01/0805:21 PMSuggested Reading for Eli
gia jordan
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Great book. The Industry- It's Just Not That Into You
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#340992 - 07/02/0806:09 AMRe: Suggested Reading for Eli
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I almost cried....yeah call me a big fucking pussy.....but someone actually started a thread other then the Dino (yes I will speak of myself in the 3ed) on or about our beloved and esteemed XPT poster Eli Thomas. If you are ever on the east cost...you know where exactly....pm me and we will hook up for a beer on me....and its for your support...not to get into your pants...although if your inclined to the occasional sport and/or pity fuck I will not refuse your offer.....just be gentle.....I am very low mileage if ya know what I mean.
#340994 - 07/02/0806:25 AMRe: Suggested Reading for Eli
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ohhhhhhhhhhh sorry but one thing I failed to mention in my above thread is that Eli is actually functionally illiterate....so stop picking on this hapless retard.....ok...let me get my pc out book here....okay, mentally challenged individual would have been the “appropriate” definition.
#340997 - 07/02/0807:13 AMRe: Suggested Reading for Eli
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Quote: I'd love to know the literacy rate for the porn biz.
And to think that BadHabit told Paperchase that PW’s actually read the “contracts”…..Get the fuck out of here……..they are just briefly scanning the form for the words…free, unpaid, test shoot, tfp and by signing this form you hereby relinquish what’s left (if any) of your soul and your dignity and will be said producers personal bootie call on weekends until death do you part…….
#340998 - 07/02/0807:32 AMRe: Suggested Reading for Eli
Da Burglar
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Quote: I'd love to know the literacy rate for the porn biz.
The opposite of the Herpes Infection rate. if 90% have herpes, 10% can read "Little Redhead" Riding 3 bare hoodlums, on a roaring Sybian powered by the little Engine, Because she could." -- Featuring Cherry Poppens as Little Red; and Kurt Lockwood (the one male Hoodlum that rides the Sybian without any lube.) A cautionary tale that warns if Brandon keeps up his unholy work. Porn chicks will eventually not only be 100% illiterate, but Blind Deaf and Dumb as well, thus triggering Gucci to layoff 30% of it's workforce..
#340999 - 07/02/0807:54 AMRe: Suggested Reading for Eli
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Porn chicks will eventually not only be 100% illiterate, but Blind Deaf and Dumb as well, thus triggering Gucci to layoff 30% of it's workforce..
Well then there is a light at the end of this tunnel for some of the PW’s. Cause those………… Blind Deaf and Dumb PW's...will sure be able to play some "mean pinball".
Quote: The opposite of the Herpes Infection rate. if 90% have herpes, 10% can read "Little Redhead" Riding 3 bare hoodlums, on a roaring Sybian powered by the little Engine, Because she could." -- Featuring Cherry Poppens as Little Red; and Kurt Lockwood (the one male Hoodlum that rides the Sybian without any lube.) A cautionary tale that warns if Brandon keeps up his unholy work. Porn chicks will eventually not only be 100% illiterate, but Blind Deaf and Dumb as well, thus triggering Gucci to layoff 30% of it's workforce..
I know you don't need my approval, but this is a masterpiece.
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