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#297349 - 01/30/08 12:32 AM
Kate
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Another first timer, Kate waited 33 years before gathering the gumption to do her first scene….for www.loadmymouth.com! Hooray! She has worked as an escort/companion/pleasure provider and recounted some interesting times she’s had. They include dudes who enjoy getting brutally kicked in the nuts, foot freaks, guys constantly asking if they could cum on her face, and even a couple brown shower perverts. She has an interesting tattoo of 2 butterflies fucking. Kate is an allstar cocksucker who specializes in licking you all over, the jerk-and-simultaneous-suck, and the swallow on the first date. Want to experience it yourself? She gives a website address where you can book her. Let’s check her out:
Kate: http://hidebehind.com/913F1E
Puss-n-pooper: http://hidebehind.com/229044
Butterfly tattoo: http://hidebehind.com/59E7B1
Her “I’m not crazy!†pose: http://hidebehind.com/E42586
Getting down to the business at mouth: http://hidebehind.com/3E1F3F
Don’t bite, baby. http://hidebehind.com/06C7D2
Testicle juggling with mouth: http://hidebehind.com/C85D14
Kiss me, Kate? Forgettaboutit! How about "Suck me dry, Kate!"
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#297350 - 01/30/08 01:08 AM
Re: Kate
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1130
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
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I can almost smell her booze sweat and hear her chain-smoking induced raspy laugh.
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#297354 - 01/30/08 02:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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She looks like Charlize Theron. In Monster.
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#297355 - 01/30/08 03:07 AM
Re: Kate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Damn Irons! Quality decreases as quantity increases. Don't put these stretchmarked over-aged bitches on display, please. Thank you kindly.
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#297359 - 01/30/08 04:02 AM
Re: Kate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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+1 on the boozesweat and Marlboro Perfume reference....although I fondly remember a 24 year old coke whore up in San Jose(r) who, somehow, when she smoked her breath didnt become rancid...of course with all the blow she did she could drink Absolut like it was water so maybe all the Vodka obliterated any odor inside her...probably why her twat wasnt even slightly odorous either. I wonder if she is still alive????
Although Brandon's porn is making me ill, I am actually starting to enjoy his humor and general presence here on XPT...things have come full circle, seems like only yesterday Hillary was sending me telepathic messages to spike his Viagra with Oxycontin and to run into his achilles tendon(s) with my footrests....
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#297360 - 01/30/08 04:19 AM
Re: Kate
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Things really have come full circle. Now love is the only drug I need. I'm through with the Viagra. I'm almost finished the Levitra. My Enzyte capsules aren't kicking in anymore. My Herbal Vivid dietary supplement that was a free sample at the AVN awards 3 years ago sits idle in my pantry. I'm confusing my Cialis pills with my sciatica pills. My Yohimbe is down to nothing. My Horny Goat Weed is now the brand of medical pot I buy from Ashmoon caregivers (Brian Surewood helped start this business so buy your medicine here, stoners). The only thing I have lots of are my Maximum Pills which help my pathetic loads seem a little less pathetic due to zinc, L-Arginine, Panax Ginseng Extract, and Catuba Bark Extracat. They happen to be on sale through www.brandoniron.com. Cough, cough. Now where's Hillary when you need some Tribulus terrestris, eh?? Where is she? Vegas, that's where!
That 5'2", pint-sized porner spiked my drink at the Venetian with ruffies and date-raped me up in Sex Z Pictures luxurious penthouse suite. Details cannot be divulged and there is a lawsuit pending. If things go my way, and I'm sure they will, I will be the new owner of Upload, Pink Panthers, and some title concerning Creamy Stinkstars.
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#297361 - 01/30/08 04:26 AM
Re: Kate
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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Im crying im laughing so hard...these comments, this board, i love this shit. Im waking up early to go deal with and solve some heavy problems...and this made my day 
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#297362 - 01/30/08 04:30 AM
Re: Kate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
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#297364 - 01/30/08 04:45 AM
Re: Kate
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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#297365 - 01/30/08 08:49 AM
Re: Kate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Things really have come full circle. Now love is the only drug I need. I'm through with the Viagra. I'm almost finished the Levitra. My Enzyte capsules aren't kicking in anymore. My Herbal Vivid dietary supplement that was a free sample at the AVN awards 3 years ago sits idle in my pantry. I'm confusing my Cialis pills with my sciatica pills. My Yohimbe is down to nothing. My Horny Goat Weed is now the brand of medical pot I buy from Ashmoon caregivers (Brian Surewood helped start this business so buy your medicine here, stoners). The only thing I have lots of are my Maximum Pills which help my pathetic loads seem a little less pathetic due to zinc, L-Arginine, Panax Ginseng Extract, and Catuba Bark Extracat. They happen to be on sale through www.brandoniron.com. Cough, cough. Now where's Hillary when you need some Tribulus terrestris, eh?? Where is she? Vegas, that's where!
That 5'2", pint-sized porner spiked my drink at the Venetian with ruffies and date-raped me up in Sex Z Pictures luxurious penthouse suite. Details cannot be divulged and there is a lawsuit pending. If things go my way, and I'm sure they will, I will be the new owner of Upload, Pink Panthers, and some title concerning Creamy Stinkstars.
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#297366 - 01/30/08 10:57 AM
Re: Kate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Each time you post one of these "mopeds" you devalue your site.  Your writing is getting much better, though.
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#297369 - 01/30/08 04:03 PM
Re: Kate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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She looks like Charlize Theron. In Monster.
You know you're a funny fucker. 
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#297371 - 01/30/08 07:07 PM
Re: Kate
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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I am quite embarrassed to be mistaken for a post-op female to male transexual.
when is your next open date?
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#297375 - 01/30/08 10:30 PM
Re: Kate
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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jesus i just realized ive worked with a few girls you have brandon....odd.
how did you find belle bond?
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#297377 - 01/31/08 04:29 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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jesus i just realized ive worked with a few girls you have brandon....odd.
how did you find belle bond?
By accident when he googled bail bonds.
yes yes yes
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#297378 - 01/31/08 05:29 AM
Re: Kate
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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jesus i just realized ive worked with a few girls you have brandon....odd.
how did you find belle bond?
By accident when he googled bail bonds.
Gia, the rape charge didn't stick so no bail bond was needed. You know this. Quit stirring up trouble.
Belle Bond was a lot of fun. She did 2 gigs for me for www.covermyface.com and rocked them both.
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#297380 - 01/31/08 11:37 AM
Re: Kate
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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Let it be known i dont hate brandon .
He makes this fellow canadian proud..
just some of the broads he shoots. ...kill my boner
that is all
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#297381 - 01/31/08 05:50 PM
Re: Kate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I don't hate Brandon. I've noted several of the scenes he has produced in the past among the better part of my collection. It's these new hideous hags that trouble me ... not that he filmed them ... not that he got blown by them ... but that he thinks we're going to pay to see them! 
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#297382 - 02/01/08 07:22 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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In all fairness, Brandon's put out some great stuff. Why else would Jeff be carrying him now if he wasn't? Self-promoter...who isn't? Has a few nasty-ass hoe's in his stable...big deal, it pays the bills.
The only question I have for him is, will we be seeing a new Baker's Dozen through JM?
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#297383 - 02/05/08 07:18 PM
Re: Kate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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I stopped using Caverject when I accidentally mainlined an artery instead of a vein. The medicine went straight to my heart and made it larger. Now my man boobs are bigger than ever and I am quite embarrassed to be mistaken for a post-op female to male transexual. Don't get any ideas....
You cant be serious about not knowing the diff between and artery and a vein.
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#297385 - 02/05/08 08:20 PM
Re: Kate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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BI: I figured it out. Since you've been engaged you've only been allowed to film women less attractive than your new wife. To be safe - and keep the peace - you decided to go WAAAAAAAAY less attractive. I understand.  P.S., email me any links you think I'd enjoy. My email in my profile is working ... and, yes, I'm back from fighting in Iraq ... and my garden is dead.
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