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#186143 - 08/12/06 08:32 AM I am going to cum.
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	I will stop andf postpone it for the right price if any of you desire to light and boom mike my ejaculate and capture it on media recording devices. _________________________ Quah.
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#186144 - 08/12/06 05:26 PM Re: I am going to cum.
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Your proposition has no stroke potential. I'm sorry. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#186145 - 08/12/06 06:10 PM Re: I am going to cum.
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Attachments 176868-Goodbye.jpg (10 downloads) _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#186146 - 08/12/06 06:15 PM Re: I am going to cum.
droptone Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 08/11/06 Posts: 26 Loc: THE United States of America	Finally a self-pic of loopnode!
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#186147 - 08/12/06 06:20 PM Re: I am going to cum.
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: Finally a self-pic of loopnode! I've posted my picture on this here forum before drop. Everyone knows what I REALLY look like. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#186148 - 08/12/06 10:16 PM Re: I am going to cum.
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	Quote: Quote: Finally a self-pic of loopnode! I've posted my picture on this here forum before drop. Everyone knows what I REALLY look like. Lostpit is embarrassed and vain. Banally so. What a jerk. _________________________ Quah.
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#186149 - 08/12/06 11:43 PM Re: I am going to cum.
Phlogiston Human Garbage Registered: 09/13/05 Posts: 1594 Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.	Quote: Quote: Finally a self-pic of loopnode! I've posted my picture on this here forum before drop. Everyone knows what I REALLY look like. I always imagined you looking like some skinny emo guy. Now I have to track down one of your pics and see for myself.
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#186150 - 08/13/06 02:54 AM Re: I am going to cum.
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: I will stop andf postpone it for the right price if any of you desire to light and boom mike my ejaculate and capture it on media recording devices. Could you do it Nick Manning style and give a totally superfluous running commentary as you ejaculate?
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#186151 - 08/13/06 07:20 AM Re: I am going to cum.
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	I cummed. I could not wait. But the pornographers need to know I can cum aqgain. Like the large black police officer from 'Sanford & Son' remarked in Paul Schrader's 'Hardcore', "I can cum 10 times a day!" _________________________ Quah.
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#186152 - 08/13/06 01:31 PM Re: I am going to cum.
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: I always imagined you looking like some skinny emo guy. Now I have to track down one of your pics and see for myself. Theres no need to sir. There is one attached to the link provided. Incase you missed it, here it is again. Quote: Lostpit is embarrassed and vain. Banally so. What a jerk. Semen: there were once two children in a house, in the desert in the rain. It rained and rained and so the children stayed indoors. The time went backwards and the rain never ceased. Eventually they got a telephone call and something on the walls appeared. This "thing" appeared whenever they wanted food or needed a blanket to keep them warm. Do you know why this happened? _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#186153 - 08/13/06 01:36 PM Re: I am going to cum.
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	Quote: Semen: there were once two children in a house, in the desert in the rain. It rained and rain and so the children stayed in doors. The time went backwards and the rain never ceased. Eventually they got a telephone call and something on the walls appeared. Do you know why this happened? Nope. Is this something the desperate Japanese businessman wrote you to try and gain your favor? _________________________ Quah.
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#186154 - 08/13/06 01:58 PM Re: I am going to cum.
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	No it's not. Look- outside there is a man in a suit. Inside there are two children. Between them there is a giant larvae. Once it rolled and made a grunt. Today I'll iron my shirt and answer the phone. It's raining and hasn't stopped. Julia is coming to my door and I have no more eggs to give. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#186155 - 08/13/06 02:01 PM Re: I am going to cum.
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	I'm not feelin' it, sir. I think you're just being silly. _________________________ Quah.
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#186156 - 08/13/06 02:08 PM Re: I am going to cum.
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	I'm surprised your not aware of what I'm talking about. I'll give you sometime. Rub your tummy and let the oxygen flow gently through you mister. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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