To some of you I realize this is probably no biggie, but I live in Ohio and work in a factory. The nadir was watching pornography on my phone with a stripper after about a dozen Absolutes & Red Bulls. I was wired and the prose was purple bullshit coming out my mouth. I must have did good because she sybsequently gave me a handjob in the VIP room but only after I showed her I had a pocket full of wet naps from Circle K.