Well, haven't been around much not that you perv's would care. I actually went and got married. I know, I'm a jackass. Haven't really known her all that long either, which makes our possibilities for success that much better (sarcasm). No doubt in 5 years I'll be writing a check or burying a body, but so far so good I must say. Home cooked meals waiting for me (sometimes) and still fucking quite a bit. No threesomes yet since the marriage but she likes girls a lot so we're working on it.

I must also take this time to publicly apologize to Ms. Gia Jordan, for being an awful friend recently. Among my plethora of errors was not posting a pic she sent me of a beautifully wrapped gift she got for Malice on his bday. Purple paper if I remember correctly, I'd share more but I'm burnt. In any case, Ms. G my apologies, you fucking rock. Hope you got that info, couldn't find much. That was actually my old lady texting you. She likes porn probably even more than I do, and couldn't believe who she was texting. I hope she didnt go fangirl on you.

OK, so, back to whatever was going on here. How bout that Steve Driver, huh? BI still got the herpes? C3X still acting like his shit don't stink since he's a big time "producer"? lolz