How many parents do you figure Gag Factor has made cry or even shriek? Remember that scene in 'Hardcore' where George C. Scott hires a private investigator to find his runaway daughter? Well, the PI showed up a few weeks later with a roll of film and played it for Scott in a vacant movie theater. It was a porno showing Scott's daughter getting banged by two guys. Scott freaked out crying and screaming "Turn it off! Turn it off!" Now that was just a siimple, normal tag-team scene. Just imagine how Scott would've reacted if the film had shown daddy's little girl hanging her head upsidedown and getting a penis shoved in her mouth until she coughs, chokes, retches, and vomits! He probably would've ran out of the theater screaming and into heavy traffic to kill the pain. And I imagine this is the sort of tragedy that Gag Factor has been forging since its inception. The suffering extends beyond the puking and regret of the girls of Gag Factor. With the wide dissemination of porn due to the Internet, even the most un-porn saavy of parents are going to hear about it if their daughter shows up (or upsidedown, rather) in Gag Factor. Perhaps it will go like this:

At one Sunday church service Mr. and Mrs. Parentofathroatfuckedwhore (name witheld), will be approached by Jeff that fat, quiet, 40ish, single member of their congregation. He'll say "Uh, John, Mary? I have to talk to you about something. I know where Cindy is." Mr. and Mrs. X will be ecstatic "Oh thank Heavens! We thought we'd never see her again! Where is she? In Africa passing out AIDS medication? We miss her so!" Jeff will stutteringly continue, "Uh, no. I, uh, saw a video. I recognized Cindy. It's.....awful." Mr. and Mrs. X grow wary, "Oh, no. It's not one of those horrible Girls Gone Wild videos is it? Please tell us our poor sweet Cindy hasn't ended up in one of those!" The fat 40ish loser becomes increasingly uneasy, "Uh, no ma'am. It's...oh I can't do this. It's too horrible." But Mr. and Mrs. X become adamant, "No, Jeff. We need to know. However horrible it is. We love and miss our daughter and need to know." Fat Jeff, backed into a corner, blurts out, almost on the verge of tears, "It's called Gag Factor! It is pornography! On this video...oh my god....I watched as Cindy hung her head upsidedown off a couch and some awful man shoved his penis violently into her mouth! She was gagging, just making awful sounds. Oh god! She vomited! She sounded just like she did when she tasted Mrs. Dahlberg's Swedish meatballs at the Church social two years ago! Please forgive me!". Upon hearing this, the blood drains from Mr. and Mrs. X's face and they are in shock. Mrs. X begins making noises like a wounded animal and curls up in the fetal position in the church lawn. Mr. X walks glumly and silently to his station wagon, takes the .38 snubnose he had to protect his family from the glovebox, puts it in his mouth, and fires.

Now seeing that Gag Factor is up to volume 13, and there are about 10 girls in each edition, you can multiply this tragic scenario (with slight variations) to 130 sets of families and concerned friends who experience similar horror. Hard as it is to believe, even the lowest of throatfucked whores are loved by someone. Their tragic decision to appear forever in Gag Factor has serious repercussions that extend beyond their own fucked-up lives.

Thanks,
(Sincerely),
simp