God, I love reading about that crazy chick. This is just priceless. From Luke Is Back where Mary's talking about her relationship with Dwight Howard:

"He's taught me a lot about the Bible. He has me read different Bible verses. Amelia and I will sit in the hotel room when I feature dance and discuss it with him on Instant Messenger."

You can't make shit like this up! She's kind of missing the whole Bible thing isn't she?