You've come a long way baby!

haha fuck I KNEW there was gonna be a Max pic when I clicked.

Nasty pungent yellow piss on that last one. Drink water, fellas.

The Botox place near my house was running specials for International Women's Day. Yay empowerment.

thats a 90 proof piss. tragic shit.

Does Max come to your job and tell you how to drive the destroyer?

He seemingly meant the pic I reposted from another time on the board, which isn't The Hardcore, as far as I'm aware.

decent tribute to womens day pipe but i think it's fair to say the pirate was generalizing and max is known to stream in a whores face and mouth. solid nag/guilt trip though. that's how its done.

Jerking in circles won't get you anywhere, Lou. Mind posture.

i only do flat circles now. and like always. since forever. until next time.




if i missed the message let me know when it's convenient.

That's rather elliptical...

Fuck the fuck off, fucking fuck.

no not now. I meant respond when it's convenient for ME.
surely you must've picked up on that, right cryptocunt?.

No bitchonautical conditioning for you. Slut.

Was commenting on the last pic...that RA commented on. Assumed it was Max. I'm not as up on what the dude's crank looks like as some folks, I guess.

^ No watermark on the pictures. Typically Max shoots this sort of thing on the yellow couch, on his balcony, or in a park bathroom. When he shoots scenes in his bathroom, he has a big, glass walled shower stall, not a dinky little tub with blue tiles.

If anyone from our fine alphabet soup of intelligence agencies is reading this, contact me by PM for a copy of my resume.

Are you going to clean that shit up, dumb bitch?

Not sure if anyone remembers back to the golf outing at Augusta where Martha Burke and friends protested the club's no-women rule.

A classic, and one of the first that came to mind.