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#604479 - 01/10/14 01:50 PM Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents)
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Welcome to my new thread. I will be posting a series of women for you all to vote on.

I am going to make it interesting by only posting one pic of each girl at a time, with each progressing pic being more revealing than the last.



Edited by Perverted (01/10/14 07:54 PM)
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#604480 - 01/10/14 01:56 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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All hags.

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#604483 - 01/10/14 02:03 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD

All hags.


Perhaps. But if so, they are some of my favorite hags!

How about some honest opinions boys.
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#604484 - 01/10/14 02:06 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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I'm glad yer givin it a go, Perverted.

Ya gotta either go through the nonesense to embed your uploaded pics in the post or get yerself an imgur acct to host pics.

Hot or not on them 3? Not. They all fall in the middle, I rate em as doable. I'd be happy bringing them home from a bar, but I wouldnt spend fapping dollars on em.
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#604485 - 01/10/14 02:16 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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Not. All three were 4's or 5's even in their youth, which was far too long ago.
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#604486 - 01/10/14 02:17 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I'm glad yer givin it a go, Perverted.

Ya gotta either go through the nonesense to embed your uploaded pics in the post or get yerself an imgur acct to host pics.



Or, I can upload them from their galleries instead.
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#604487 - 01/10/14 02:19 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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If I were to rank them whores, id go 3-2-1, for the following reasons.

Whore 3 looks like she is a 12pk and gram of blow away from suckin dick for 45minutes to an hour. She was probably a looker when she was 20 and you can still see a glimpse of that.

Whore 2 is tight through the midsection, something you dont see all the time with old bags due to babies and no longer caring. Her mug probably ages 20 years w/o make up and photshop hijinks, and she got no upper lip. 95% of women w/o an upper lip are bitches.

Whore one is slopped out. Saggin titties resting on her gut, myspace angle photo and face that does nothing for me. Id let her suck me off in the bar parking lot, but wouldnt let her know where I live or give her my home phone #.
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#604489 - 01/10/14 02:27 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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Fuk that. All 3 of those pics are reasons for a 48 hour banning or as us mods call it, a sobering up time out....
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#604490 - 01/10/14 02:28 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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Edited by Perverted (01/10/14 07:55 PM)
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#604492 - 01/10/14 02:43 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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Edited by Perverted (01/10/14 07:55 PM)
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#604493 - 01/10/14 02:49 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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Lets see #2's fart hole.
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#604494 - 01/10/14 02:58 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Jerkules]
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Edited by Perverted (01/10/14 07:56 PM)
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#604495 - 01/10/14 03:12 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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Edited by Perverted (01/10/14 07:56 PM)
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#604496 - 01/10/14 03:15 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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Edited by Perverted (01/10/14 07:56 PM)
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#604497 - 01/10/14 03:28 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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Are you ready for the next round?
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#604498 - 01/10/14 03:37 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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#604500 - 01/10/14 03:44 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: charin]
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Edited by Perverted (01/10/14 07:57 PM)
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#604501 - 01/10/14 04:13 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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I don't see the difference between this thread and any Brandon Irons' 'models' thread.

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#604504 - 01/10/14 04:20 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: gia jordan]
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Girls in Brandon's thread are half your age and ugly and girls in this one are your age and also ugly.
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#604506 - 01/10/14 04:43 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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Then you just proved my point that the commonality is UGLY.

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#604507 - 01/10/14 04:58 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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#604510 - 01/10/14 05:56 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I don't see the difference between this thread and any Brandon Irons' 'models' thread.


Anytime you want to contribute a few pictures of yourself, just lay it on us!
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#604511 - 01/10/14 06:01 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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Edited by Perverted (01/10/14 07:57 PM)
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#604512 - 01/10/14 06:04 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Anal might redeem the first lot.


Anal can redeem nearly any girl!
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#604513 - 01/10/14 06:05 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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Not hot. Not even luke warm. This thread should be renamed How drunk would you have to be?
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#604515 - 01/10/14 06:23 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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I'll drink to that.

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#604516 - 01/10/14 06:27 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: faceblaster]
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Edited by Perverted (01/10/14 07:58 PM)
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#604517 - 01/10/14 06:32 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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No pics on Lilly can be linked to. See her here.

Lilly Swan


Edited by Perverted (01/10/14 06:44 PM)
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#604518 - 01/10/14 06:38 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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Edited by Perverted (01/10/14 07:53 PM)
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#604519 - 01/10/14 06:41 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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#604520 - 01/10/14 06:49 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Skanks for the memories?


You bozo's hate women so much that nothing but the most degrading pictures of them will make you happy!

But I already knew that! mooner
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#604521 - 01/10/14 06:52 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Crocodile]
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Originally Posted By: Crocodile
Girls in Brandon's thread are half your age and ugly and girls in this one are your age and also ugly.


You are missing the deep connections I make with the models. For example, there is one model in the Starfish and Honeypots thread who hated our time together. Total nightmare. She was shouting into her cell phone for her pimp to pick her up as she felt that a 20 minute blowjob should take no more than 20 minutes. We eventually finished the shoot and I drove her back to the place she was staying. On the drive she sobered up to the point where she felt like a total asshole and said she appreciated the money. She informed me just how fucked up her life was at that point (multiple suicide attempts, estrangement from her parents -- her mother actually told her she was disowned and never to return home, alcohol dependent, bombed every day, beginning to experiment with hard drugs, disgusted with choices she made in life, and feeling that she would not be alive much longer). I shared some of my own messed up stories and told her that everything would work out fine for her. Friends, I will forget many people I've met in the business. I will never forget this girl.

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#604522 - 01/10/14 07:03 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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Originally Posted By: Perverted
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Skanks for the memories?


You bozo's hate women so much that nothing but the most degrading pictures of them will make you happy!

But I already knew that! mooner


No. These girls are disgusting to look at. If degradation is so paramount to you, wouldn't you rather see HOT girls degraded?

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#604523 - 01/10/14 07:04 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Originally Posted By: Crocodile
Girls in Brandon's thread are half your age and ugly and girls in this one are your age and also ugly.


You are missing the deep connections I make with the models. For example, there is one model in the Starfish and Honeypots thread who hated our time together. Total nightmare. She was shouting into her cell phone for her pimp to pick her up as she felt that a 20 minute blowjob should take no more than 20 minutes. We eventually finished the shoot and I drove her back to the place she was staying. On the drive she sobered up to the point where she felt like a total asshole and said she appreciated the money. She informed me just how fucked up her life was at that point (multiple suicide attempts, estrangement from her parents -- her mother actually told her she was disowned and never to return home, alcohol dependent, bombed every day, beginning to experiment with hard drugs, disgusted with choices she made in life, and feeling that she would not be alive much longer). I shared some of my own messed up stories and told her that everything would work out fine for her. Friends, I will forget many people I've met in the business. I will never forget this girl.


Then why don't you shoot that (including you bonding with her by sharing your own heartache and flaws?) It'd be more stroke worthy than your movies. Or is how you met your baby mama too precious of a memory?

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#604524 - 01/10/14 07:09 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Edited by Perverted (01/10/14 07:52 PM)
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#604525 - 01/10/14 07:18 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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The more porn I watch, the more I realize how crappy/mediocre/dated my stuff is. Want good interviews? The guy on facialabuse brings it. So does Cracker Jack on crackwhoreconfessions (no longer updating).

Didn't mean to derail the thread. Back to the lovely ladies.

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#604527 - 01/10/14 07:33 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron

You are missing the deep connections I make with the models. For example, there is one model in the Starfish and Honeypots thread who hated our time together. Total nightmare. She was shouting into her cell phone for her pimp to pick her up as she felt that a 20 minute blowjob should take no more than 20 minutes. We eventually finished the shoot and I drove her back to the place she was staying. On the drive she sobered up to the point where she felt like a total asshole and said she appreciated the money. She informed me just how fucked up her life was at that point (multiple suicide attempts, estrangement from her parents -- her mother actually told her she was disowned and never to return home, alcohol dependent, bombed every day, beginning to experiment with hard drugs, disgusted with choices she made in life, and feeling that she would not be alive much longer). I shared some of my own messed up stories and told her that everything would work out fine for her. Friends, I will forget many people I've met in the business. I will never forget this girl.


never happened. you've got a responsibility to avoid "kitchen sinking" the clichés unless you're writing for Lifetime and they've got money on the table.

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#604528 - 01/10/14 07:49 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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Oh, it happened. I witnessed the train leaving the tracks. My bj addiction is cured....almost.


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#604530 - 01/10/14 07:59 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Well, so much for that.
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#604531 - 01/10/14 08:00 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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Thread closed do to lack of interest.
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#604532 - 01/10/14 08:01 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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Last set of pigs: 3-1-2, not feeling another drawn out explanation, just pudgy #3 looks like she is young enough to have some tread left on the tires.
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#604547 - 01/10/14 10:29 PM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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Don't stop throwing stuff up, though. All are welcome.
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#604559 - 01/11/14 03:38 AM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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I should have moderated my own comments before derailing this thread. Apologies.

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#604563 - 01/11/14 07:40 AM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Don't stop throwing stuff up, though. All are welcome.


These pictures definitely make guys throw up.

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#604564 - 01/11/14 08:24 AM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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Where'd the pics go?

I swear to God, you work fourteen hours and miss the funny shit.

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#604566 - 01/11/14 09:04 AM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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^this. fucking lame to click on here and see no pics.
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#604567 - 01/11/14 09:04 AM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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I think he deleted them all because no one was really digging the old broads.
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#604572 - 01/11/14 09:37 AM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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I'm gonna let a donkey alt thru and box him to this thread. My wiki is way better then those pics
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#604583 - 01/11/14 10:30 AM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: TRPWL]
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Anyone who missed the pics can see them, and many more by following this link.

Peachy18 Mature
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#604584 - 01/11/14 10:47 AM Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) [Re: Perverted]
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