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#587468 - 03/31/13 03:13 PM
Pornstars before porn
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/15/12
Posts: 54
Loc: Hialeah, FL
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#587486 - 03/31/13 05:08 PM
Re: Pornstars before porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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No wonder so many of them lost their innocence before they lost all their baby teeth
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#587513 - 04/01/13 03:00 AM
Re: Pornstars before porn
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Is that your participation trophy? I was Student of the Year for Grade 7 and Student of the Month in Grade 8. Still have the digital watch from 1981! I was voted Most Likely to Have His Seed Sucked.
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#587516 - 04/01/13 04:43 AM
Re: Pornstars before porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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W/ that hair do, I'da voted for ya to be Most Likely to Wear a Helmet and Catcher's Mask on the Bus.
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#587520 - 04/01/13 06:30 AM
Re: Pornstars before porn
[Re: duanculo]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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What is most interesting is that, short as he was, he was taller then.
I don't think he won those trophies. He just was the model for the homunculi that reside on the tops. Note the resemblance.
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#587525 - 04/01/13 09:01 AM
Re: Pornstars before porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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everyone gets a trophy in Canada. Yesterday i saw a Canadian veteran lic plate...lol For what? Dunkirk, D-Day or the evacuation from Arnhem?
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#587589 - 04/01/13 04:05 PM
Re: Pornstars before porn
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/28/12
Posts: 85
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everyone gets a trophy in Canada. Yesterday i saw a Canadian veteran lic plate...lol You should probably take a history lesson before running your mouth. The Liberals have decimated our military in recent years, but when men actually fought battles, Canada's military kicked ass. Plus there was the whole war in 1812 that didn't end so well for you fellas
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#587591 - 04/01/13 04:17 PM
Re: Pornstars before porn
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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everyone gets a trophy in Canada. Yesterday i saw a Canadian veteran lic plate...lol You should probably take a history lesson before running your mouth. The Liberals have decimated our military in recent years, but when men actually fought battles, Canada's military kicked ass. Plus there was the whole war in 1812 that didn't end so well for you fellas It worked out pretty well for us. We got to kill a lot of Brits and the peace treaty gave us everything that we wanted. Had it not been for British regulars, Ontario would be a state instead of a province. I don't know why you Canucks view the war as a Canadian/American conflict. It was a war between Britain and the U.S. Canadian militia played a very small role.
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#587593 - 04/01/13 04:22 PM
Re: Pornstars before porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Yeah, Canada's military history consists of being the only people on the planet that couldn't get rid of the French. Even the fucking Hatians got rid of the frogs, and they didn't have guns, just machetes, axes and shovels.
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#587594 - 04/01/13 04:25 PM
Re: Pornstars before porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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The only losers of the War of 1812 were the Native Americans who sided with the British. They got screwed.
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#587595 - 04/01/13 04:57 PM
Re: Pornstars before porn
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
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Even the fucking Hatians got rid of the frogs, and they didn't have guns, just machetes, axes and shovels.
You forgot chickens, blood, and Santeria.
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#587602 - 04/01/13 05:36 PM
Re: Pornstars before porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
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The only losers of the War of 1812 were the Native Americans who sided with the British. They got screwed. They made their choice. It was the wrong one.
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#587903 - 04/03/13 03:25 PM
Re: Pornstars before porn
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/28/12
Posts: 85
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Yeah, Canada's military history consists of being the only people on the planet that couldn't get rid of the French. Even the fucking Hatians got rid of the frogs, and they didn't have guns, just machetes, axes and shovels.
Fair point. I feel shame
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#587908 - 04/03/13 05:50 PM
Re: Pornstars before porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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The only losers of the War of 1812 were the Native Americans who sided with the British. They got screwed. They made their choice. It was the wrong one. this.
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#587928 - 04/03/13 08:29 PM
Re: Pornstars before porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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All kidding aside, when the Canadians do go to fight, they're bad asses.
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#587947 - 04/04/13 10:16 AM
Re: Pornstars before porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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brandons dick just swelled with pride.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#587967 - 04/04/13 05:38 PM
Re: Pornstars before porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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tell me the name of your pump you dickhead!or did you get a lengthening.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#587977 - 04/04/13 07:25 PM
Re: Pornstars before porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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You could ask him this shit in PM rather than announce to the world you are fawning over Brandon's dick.
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#593182 - 06/06/13 01:41 AM
Re: Pornstars before porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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kelly divine
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#595522 - 07/24/13 06:44 AM
Re: Pornstars before porn
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Registered: 07/22/13
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I think it deals a lot of porn because it's the perfect" to men. Not very sensible though.....
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