I had a hard time deciding if this needed it's own thread. Since it is completely porn related I felt it should go here. Even though Vintage Erotica forum has a psycho idiot mod that keeps the model request thread under his anal boot it's an interesting place to visit. I have made it through a bit of this thread and found it interesting in an almost but not quite ADT way. This place is occupied by mostly Euros I think and they aren't quite as fanboish as some.
I thought modern day porn couldn't get any worse.....

wtf is the point here?.

i made to the bottom of the first page and that was quite a task considering i had to scroll past the 500 "thanks yous" that were related to the op.

That's way too many words to say "This is gonna suck."

Heheheh yeah you get my point about the place. Thank you , please may I have another and such. The gist of the thread is good but the place is fucked up.

cool story, bro.

I'm telling you BDM, you need to slowly and methodically troll those forums and post the lulz for us. It could be your moment to shine. Proxy up and show those whacky Euro's just what the BACKDOOR MAN is all about.

If you want some great examples, go through the XPT archives and see the work of Johnny Cash up there in the youth-soccer forums, or Jamesn on GardenWeb.

^^^I'd listen to him if I were you, BDM. He's in pre-med.

Hahah I've actually thought about it. I could get that one mod so steamed up it would be epic. He pmed me with a "final warning" the other day for doing something he himself does regularly. He thinks he's the king turd in the cesspool. Incidentally he goes by Hos. A real control freak and very unstable personality.

hos = House.Of.Spam.

seems like a nice place. anyone else think it seems nice?.

So they got a Have2 6 gun sheriff over there too.

Yeah but a lot worse. He has the power to ban you over whatever he deems to be the reason. The place is crazy as fuck. One guy told me he had been there several times with alts after being banned by a mod who himself turned around and got banned. They seem to actually try to ban someone from the get go. They have so many convoluted "don'ts" it's impossible to keep up with them all plus this Hos dude gets to deem a post worthy or not and if he doesn't like it then you're gone. I'm barely hanging on by a fingernail and just lurking now. He told me in a pm I got on his nerves. lol

Should post a vicious rant bad mouthing him here and use an alt to post a link to it there. Try to bait him here, then we melt him down.

Lour or Conq would be the men for the job. I'm too sensitive. ;-)

The owner of that site is a Russian who calls himself Ivan. He owns over a dozen file sharing/piracy sites, VEF is just one of them. He's also part owner of a download site called oron.com.

I would love to but I poked around on the site and it is a bit too much for me.

I'm really not very good at kiting people and would be instantly dead meat being myself.

And BDM since you don't know the term kiting it's from gaming. Imagine there is a huge boss monster you want to fight but it is gonna rip you up if you fight it in it's lair. Well what you do is kite it out. Go closer, get it mad at you then run away, then repeat. Once you kite it out of it's house it's time to gang up on it.

And it is pronounced like flying a kite.

so to keep the myth alive...this guy could be olewashisname..dino something or other...

I don't doubt the site ownership a bit. It is rated as very poor for safety to minors. I have been looking a bit. Thanks for the info Conq. thats interesting stuff. That site posts tons of pirated material and if you tell someone they can buy a film somewhere they act like your fukken nuts. "A bit much" for Conq. speaks volumes about the place ! :-)

meh... I got a funeral to attend tomorrow and a busy weekend but someone send me a pm reminder and I'll give them a shot next week. These things take time.

my god how many people do you bury in a week?. that supper club is a motherfucker.

All that good Southern eating clogs up the arteries. And the liquor don't help.

you guys wanna see if i can get this posted over there?.



this could be the gayest video ever...

Better there than here. My stoner friend requested that song at the bar the other day. I actually felt to bad to make a comment.

I always thought they were saying 'The Fucked Up Kids.' Would be a better song if they were.

The thread on VEF just seems like the usual bitching about shitty porn. Like most of the threads I've read there, all kind of boring. Good place to get OOP stuff although I think it also has some virus issues.

The only funny line I found so far was this:

I agree. I wonder who decided that women encased in metal piercings and engraved with tattoos is sexy? Probably some vile misogynist!

Just discovered the later posts where they start to discuss anal sex and pussy hair, now it's getting good. Here are some gems near the end.

So sure, there are people who want to take it up the ass, just not very many (except for gays). About the same as the number of people who'd prefer to jump out of a plane with a parachute than land inside the plane on a runway. That'd be my guess

and

1st of all, i don't like a pussy full of hair. I don't like hairy women!
I can explain it so you understand it (i hope so...).
Because of the human evolution we are not full of hair like the monkies. Monkies needed hair to survive from the cold. I believe that we have clothes for that.
Also, when a hairy place of a body get sweaty it smells more. I like to fuck women to other places than the bathroom.
Hairy women remind me women of Eastern women when they didn't have any money to buy a razor.
The likes and dislikes of everybody are personal stuff. Piece.

Is this Panzer's granddad?

The model id request thread is the one where I really have trouble with hos. The others might not be so bad to post in. I like the info one can find there but this hos guy has me pissed.

I hate forums that each post has to get through the mod. Stormfront is that way your first several posts. It would take a week to get a post approved. I lost interest really fast. Stupid ass Nazis.

Teach me how to screencap and I'll troll the shit out of them. I have to lurk for a week or so to get a good feel of what I can get away with minimally, but my money's on the "naive foreigner" approach.

Hit the PRTSC/SYSRQ button, go to Microsoft works or another program, right click, paste.

Ehhh, I'm just being lazy. I thought I read that Windows7 made it incredibly easy, but I'll figure it out. Might have to make it a "home project" which would seriously cut into my fapping time, but it's worth it for the lulz.

Windows 7 has a "Snipping Tool" in your program files, if you click on it you will figure it out really easy.

For a novice, this is best. You can then fuck around with it easily in the new paint that comes with it, if you need.

or go to chrome... grab an app or extension or whatever they call it. you'll pick it up quick.

I just screen cap with FRAPS.

http://www.fraps.com/

"Screen Capture Software - Take a screenshot with the press of a key! There's no need to paste into a paint program every time you want a new shot. Your screen captures are automatically named and timestamped."

WTF? Did I just crash XPT? Everything froze when I hit "submit" then I couldn't get it back up for about 20 minutes. Whatever.

Thanks, guys. I will give these a shot when I have the time. Tuesday afternoon will have to do. I'm going to have to do it from home with Windows7, as this thing is just a pain in the ass to work on.

Unless Bornyo beats me to it. I'm not even going to compete with that level of trolling.

Jesus, BDM. I just checked out the "funnies" section of the forum. I am currently in tears laughing at the utter circle jerk of unfunniness going on. These guys make ADT look like the Friar's Club.

Euro bullshit !

[off_topic]Speaking of unfunniness: Bil Keane finally did the right thing and died, fifty years too late to spare the rest of us from the fscking family circus.[/off_topic]

"It happens.Somtimes."

Look at this thread. Dude did some considerable work with kinky database. Caution hairy armpits ahead

I'm distressed that you even considered posting there. My opinion of you has hit rock bottom.

Tritone, nobody gives a shit about your opinion you racist shitbag.

Oh, goodness. How will I survive with you being distressed? Distressed? Seriously? What the fuck kind of homo are you? You could die tomorrow, or hopefully today, and it would mean nothing to me. But you're distressed because I was going to troll a wp website. If you were a White man, your opinions might count. But, sadly for, you'll never be one. And your opinions will never mean anything. Silly nigger.

You all shut the fuck up and take this elsewhere. No derailments please !

I don't think so. Thanx for the suggestion, tho.

Ur quite welcome....quite ! :-)

Quite.

This one is "quite" worthy of ADT
Say what ?????