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#502521 - 01/11/11 01:50 PM
Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 862
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
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Looks like Lenny D bounced another check... Clicky
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#502522 - 01/11/11 02:02 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Was Miss Monica the "maid" who filed the criminal complaint?
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#502523 - 01/11/11 02:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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From a/m link: Quote:
“If she was assaulted on Saturdays, then I’m a ... ballerina dancer on Sundays,” Dykstra said. “This is a maid. That’s not even worth commenting on, are you kidding me?”
I'm not quite sure what to make of this comment by this Ryanesque Hall of Fail-ure.
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#502525 - 01/11/11 09:17 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Yes Monkeyca, you paved the way for other retarded women dumb enough to take a fucking check for performing wonderfully filthy acts with broke ass degenerates, then be suprised when the check is printed on rubber. Be proud, you're a regular Rosa Parks for horrifically stupid women with no morals whatsoever,and also to women with no morals whatsoever, are just sort of stupid, but also make really bad decisions constantly.
Take a bow, dummy.
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#502529 - 01/12/11 07:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I must have misunderstood, are you still trying to help women get into porn. Being in porn seems to have done wonders for you. Just curious. Remember when you said you were going to spill the beans on all the pornographers who wronged you? How come that never happened? And you call me a loser for pointing out that you are borderline retarded?
You need a comma here: No I didn't, loser.
You suck at writing.
But it's all hilarious to me, you prove that black women are nature's punching bags.
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#502530 - 01/12/11 07:53 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/14/03
Posts: 449
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I must have misunderstood, are you still trying to help women get into porn. Being in porn seems to have done wonders for you. just curious.
You need a comma here: No I didn't, loser.
You suck at writing.
Umm, dude, if you want to impart grammatical lessons, you'll need to know the difference between a semi colon and a full stop. The "just curious" phrase should have been separated by a semi colon
And Monica, not only are you a dumbass for accepting a check in return for spreading your legs in a motel, you're also a moron for trying to start an intra-country legal dispute over a shitty forum and publicly available information
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#502532 - 01/12/11 08:03 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 329
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I don't bow - I curtsey. I'm also not dumb, and that's what really bothers you.
There's a bounced Cheque out there somewhere that says otherwise 
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#502534 - 01/12/11 08:05 PM
Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/14/03
Posts: 449
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Umm, dude, if you want to impart grammatical lessons, you'll need to know the difference between a semi colon and a full stop. The "just curious" phrase should have been separated by a semi colon
And sentences are ended with periods. Are you by any chance black? Just curious;;;:::;;;::;;:;;;;;;
Nope, not black. And uh, sentences need not always end in a full stop IF you're uniform and writing informally.
As in, when you write your resume you don't need to use a full stop after every phrase IF you're being consistent
"just sayin" 
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#502535 - 01/12/11 08:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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You failed out of porn yet you are attempting to get other women into it. Monica, you suck at life and I don't mean the board game. Just look at these banner ads and try not to laugh. Is this supposed to be a joke? Who would take advice from you? You are a total failure.  
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#502538 - 01/12/11 08:21 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/14/03
Posts: 449
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Umm, dude, if you want to impart grammatical lessons, you'll need to know the difference between a semi colon and a full stop. The "just curious" phrase should have been separated by a semi colon
And sentences are ended with periods. Are you by any chance black? Just curious;;;:::;;;::;;:;;;;;;
Nope, not black. And uh, sentences need not always end in a full stop IF you're uniform and writing informally.
As in, when you write your resume you don't need to use a full stop after every phrase IF you're being consistent
"just sayin"
And who was writing a resume here? Thanks for the lesson though. It amuses me that you actually bothered to write that.
Please, more grammar lessons. I would appreciate them. 
And by the way since this isn't your resume you ought to end sentences with periods. Maybe you can't tell the difference though?
No more grammar lessons frome me, since I wasn't trying to impart them in the first place. 
And, you need to google "comma splice" to get some free lessons on how to include the little fella in your sentences.
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#502539 - 01/12/11 08:21 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/14/03
Posts: 449
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Model, Webcam Performer, Photographer, Graphic Artist, Talk Show Host, and who knows what else...
...Whore
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#502540 - 01/12/11 08:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Awesome. You did it again. Keep throwing out the grammar lessons. It's easy to make you dance for me.
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#502548 - 01/12/11 10:22 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/05
Posts: 138
Loc: mx
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third person is a big no-no, get off the high horse.
People that could resort to that(first names that pop):
Brian ferry
Jhonny Marr
or
Julio Cesar Chavez
You're no Ferry, Marr or Chavez
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#502549 - 01/13/11 01:51 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Who's to say I spread my legs for the compensation I was expecting? Don't assume...
OMG are you fucking serious? You were supposed to receive $ 1000 for 3 hours with Dykstra in a hotel room, you are a whore, you commented on his inadequate penis size and performance in bed... Look Monica, we all know that you can't just outright admit being a prostitute because it is illegal. But don't insult our intelligence by claiming otherwise.
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I was in some very good porn movies and if I felt like shooting a scene for another movie or movies tomorrow
Who are you kidding? You can't afford the AIM test, you're over thirty and all companies that shoot black girls have already shot you.
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No one owns my websites but me - and that was a pretty good business move
Your websites are blogspot pages with like 3-4 articles each containing common knowledge and your personal opinions on topics such as: "Getting into porn", "Getting out of porn", "Modern hiking girl", "the Donkey show" and "Mighty Afrodite". How you manage to resist takeover attempts by Microsoft and Gooogle is a mystery.
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I wrote a book that's selling nicely about my perspective on the porn industry and what I view are the positives and negatives
Too bad the book has only 98 pages and is self-published.
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I run my weekly little online broadcast Monica At Home which is informative, fun and draws more attention to my projects
Yeah, you broadcast your rants every now on than on blogtv making you the only person who is not there to whore themselves for more myspace subscribers/twitter followers. Also, you're drinking or drunk during at least half of your broadcasts. But yeah, these are fun.
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I learned my lesson in regards to escorting with the Dykstra situation AND have gained some attention from the situation in arenas of which previously had no idea about Monica Foster
You mean like the FBI, right?
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So I'm not clear, how did I fail?
"I'm DONE women in this world - especially black women can never win. You try but no matter what, everyone pulls you down - black men white men all men. Then women take the men's sides because they don't know better and are competitive. I really want to just kill myself tonight and get it all over with. To anyone I disappointed I'm sorry. This whole situation is too much. I have no friends and my family hates me and have nothing left at all. If people wanted to see someone fall you got it. Have a good laugh - hope it was worth it fuckers."
Do these words sound familiar to you?
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#502555 - 01/13/11 05:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Conqie, that's an "official scan"...from her bank. Do they call Moneytree a bank now? Made out to "cash". She's money, baby.
I got a bum cheque for like $15 when I had a yard sale in the 90's. It was just for my witty conversation, tho.
I missed Desi. I'm glad she's back and off her meds. It's like Xmas in January.
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#502557 - 01/13/11 05:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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@conquistador
Maybe the third person thing is just a persona she puts on like a leather thong, when she needs to let fat hairy men use her face as a jizz rag for money. When she is done, she simply takes that off and becomes the little innocent girl she was before her step daddy began to pimp her out to his friends and neighbors. People cope in different ways and you should remember not to judge too harshly or quickly.
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#502559 - 01/13/11 06:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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You are absolutely right. I just find it frustrating when people who use pseudonyms accuse others on the internet of hiding.
Monica Foster is probably her special place where she goes when she doesn't want to deal with being a cock ashtray.
I'm kind of sad because she would make a great addition to the board if she weren't another Darrah in the sense that she has absolutely no sense of humor.
I also don't understand what she is talking about when she says she is a winner over and over again. What does that mean? I would like to think she beat Manute Bol in a 1-on-1 game of basketball but somehow I have a feeling that her concept of winning is devoid of any competitive aspects.
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#502560 - 01/13/11 06:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Haha Monica, can't leave me alone. You said you were done but here I got you to post again.
And still nobody wants to fuck you. Did you miss the part where I said I didn't like black women?
I know that you would like to think that. And you do occupy a place in my head.
You see how this message board thing works? You actually have to think about people or ideas in order to make replies that are more intelligent than "i'm a winner and you are a loser who wants to fuck me".
Anyway I thought you were done posting, wasting time on internet losers hiding behind keyboards. But you are part of the ranks of people hiding behind a fake name and a computer, or can't you see that?
Also is there some reason you can't get a real bank account?
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Keep going loser while you hide behind your computer all lonely and desperate at home - I'm loving it - and so is everyone else laughing at you...
People are laughing at you for accepting a cheque for hooking. And laughing at you for saying "escorting" when we know damn well what you were doing. And what makes you think I'm at home? Do they not have lap top computers where you live?
And it looks like you keep reloading this thread to see if I post. Dance for me monkey.
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#502562 - 01/13/11 07:22 AM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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i think it was therapy for her. not good therapy, but therapy none the less.
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#502563 - 01/13/11 07:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I probably should send her a 1000$ cheque. I think she might not have realized I'm just screwing around waiting for an 11 gigabyte game to download. Alpha Protocol better be good.
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#502564 - 01/13/11 08:02 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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Yeah, because Monica Foster is your real name. You aren't hiding anything. And I have shown my face, do some searching around if you want to see a picture of me.
Yea and thanks to you and other losers like you my real name and family's is easy to find as well. Actually being that I don't know your real name, nor have I sought out your photo, why don't you post it here for me - and for everyone else being that you're so confident in your thoughts and opinions.
I bet you won't though, because you're a bitch loser. Heh.
and you ARE obsessed with me - you're not "bored"...I actually get off on the fact that I occupy your mind. I'm your OBSESSION. I bet you're watching my porn scenes right now loser (everyone here can clearly see that you and the online gangbang job you're attempting on me with your loser buddies is BASED on having issues with not being able to fuck me).
Keep going loser while you hide behind your computer all lonely and desperate at home - I'm loving it - and so is everyone else laughing at you...
Monica, I think that your a pretty smart business woman and pulled a great marketing move wiht the Lenny thing. You have recieved way more than $2,000 in publicity. Mot sure if that was your intention,but it worked out well for you. Your getting a lot of play all over.
I assume that your web sex show business is way up because of this situation.
I say great marketing job, keep it up. However i think that you shoud consider doing a show with C3X, that will really get you a lot of attention on many levels.
Keep up the great work, I dont look at you as a whore, just a smart business woman who just happens to enjoy eating sperm for a living. Guess that you and C3X have a lot in common.
For me I could care less what your real name is.
On another note, you are a pretty good writer. Keep it up.
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#502565 - 01/13/11 08:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Monica asks XPT whether Mr. Pete is black.If this thread doesn't make you think Monica is either off meds or blacked out drunk then take a look at the Mr. Pete thread. Keep in mind she fucked the guy and presumably could get in contact with him but she asked XPT instead. Yes Monica, I am obsessed with how incredibly stupid you are. Not only do you push the envelope of idiocy you lick it and cut yourself on it.
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#502568 - 01/13/11 08:52 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/20/10
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#502569 - 01/13/11 09:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Tritone, I don't know about you but lazy eyes are not a turn on for me.
Besides, Monica's attitude is utterly repulsive and that makes her totally unattractive to me.
She's all yours and I would be happy to send you my cheque book from the bank where I closed my account.
Also, I do not like to spend time with crazy people who have quit taking their medicine.
So pretty much I would be all over her if she were not black, did not have a lazy eye, and also didn't think that sitting at home using the computer is some kind of insult. Oh and the whole "you want to fuck me but you can't" thing. Apparently I can fuck her and pay with a useless cheque at that. So I can fuck her for free! So can you!
If she goes back on her meds we'll talk about this again.
Also, I tend to try to fuck people who I respect. Monica is not respectable.
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#502570 - 01/13/11 09:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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@Tritone: I meet well spoken blacks all the time. I think it's because they aren't Americans. You'll note that canadian blacks do not have the same reputation that americans do.
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#502573 - 01/13/11 03:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Winner, winner, chicken diner! There it is!
Monica, I don't want to fuck you (nor do I intend to do so in the future), I'm not watching your webtv-thingies (nor do I intend to do so in the future), I haven't read your book (nor do I intend to do so in the future) and I most certainly don't want to spend any money (real or fake) on you (nor do I intend to do so in the future).
But,
could you please ask your family to send me your dead body? Thanks!
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#502575 - 01/13/11 05:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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^^ QED
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#502578 - 01/13/11 06:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Is there somewhere I can see Monica naked? I'm getting a tits or gtfo vibe here.
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