Ok, stumbling through Digg this morning as I can't sleep, and this clip pops up.

Cute enough blonde, doable, natural, kinda hot. above average face, nice bod.

Then she starts showin off. Holy fuck I nearly jizzed on the cieling.

Holy fuck. We're gonna need more lube.

Gia? Sweetie? Could you look her up and get her hooked on meth or prada or some ridiculously expensive vice that would prompt her to do depraved and disturbing things on film?

Please and thank you skinny girl. I owe you a salad. Maybe even a soy smoothie.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me...

The Graduate (1967)

the chick in the above photo already has.