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#495478 - 08/14/10 02:00 PM Janine's moving to a 'modest trailer park'
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Jesse James’ ex -wife Janine Lindemulder is going to live in a trailer to maintain her relationship with their daughter Sunny, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

James is moving his family to Texas in a bid to be near to ex-wife Sandra Bullock who owns property in the Austin area. “I will live in a modest trailer park, and I’ve already told Sunny that she will go from the mansion to the trailer but I’ll do whatever it takes to be close to my daughter,” Janine told RadarOnline.com.

“I don’t want people to think I am some kind of free-loader because I am not. When I get to Texas I will be looking for a part time job as a waitress if somebody will have me with all my tattoos!” she said. “Seriously, I am a good mom and I want to set a good example for my daughter so I will also be enrolling in college.




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#495479 - 08/14/10 02:22 PM Re: Janine's moving to a 'modest trailer park'
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She'll be able to find employment as a waitron in Austin. Though she's on the bottom end as far as looks go. The last time I was there and hit up a seafood restaurant on Town Lake, the waitress looked like a better-looking Jessica Alba.

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#495480 - 08/14/10 02:49 PM Re: Janine's moving to a 'modest trailer park'
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In a trailer park, do her tattoos act as a kind of camouflage?

I mean by density trailer parks likely have the thickest concentration of tattoos. Especially the colorforms type.

In all that rancid skin "art", maybe she'll just disappear from sight ....
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#495481 - 08/14/10 02:50 PM Re: Janine's moving to a 'modest trailer park'
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being the good man i am i will donate 20 worth of seed all over janine face to help raise her pup. holla at ya boy janine.

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#495482 - 08/14/10 02:51 PM Re: Janine's moving to a 'modest trailer park'
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This is the chance Charin, his dog and their mobile home have been dreaming of...

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#495483 - 08/14/10 02:52 PM Re: Janine's moving to a 'modest trailer park'
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Isn't "modest trailer park" a bit redundant? Has anyone ever seen a luxury trailer park? I guess for white trash, luxury and modest might be relative terms.
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#495484 - 08/14/10 02:59 PM Re: Janine's moving to a 'modest trailer park'
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Isn't "modest trailer park" a bit redundant? Has anyone ever seen a luxury trailer park? I guess for white trash, luxury and modest might be relative terms.




In white trash, "modest" is used to denote that the park it isn't a complete shithole.

Usually means less than 20% sex offenders.
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#495485 - 08/14/10 07:32 PM Re: Janine's moving to a 'modest trailer park'
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This is the chance Charin, his dog and their mobile home have been dreaming of...




LMFAO!

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Isn't "modest trailer park" a bit redundant? Has anyone ever seen a luxury trailer park? I guess for white trash, luxury and modest might be relative terms.




A 'home' in the trailer park in Malibu starts at $700,000! I'd rather just rent a shit hole than claim to own my own 'home' aka a designer turd.
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#495486 - 08/14/10 10:30 PM Re: Janine's moving to a 'modest trailer park'
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gia, do you own or rent?
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#495487 - 08/15/10 06:34 AM Re: Janine's moving to a 'modest trailer park'
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I need room for my dog and my antennas. A double wide on a hill in the country would be great, but I like my city house location on a 200 foot lot.

After my dog lives out his life, I'll be old enough to get into the 55+ trailer park up north about 25 miles close to where I grew up. It's nice. I could put a vertical on the roof with a good ground plane, run a long wire to a tree, have a cat. Mostly double wides with car ports, little yards, there's a community center, laundry, a little store. Very clean and casual without being pretentious. Luxury living, not too much to take care of, but everything you need to be very comfortable. A modest trailer park.

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#495488 - 08/21/10 03:44 AM Re: Janine's moving to a 'modest trailer park'
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It's nice. I could put a vertical on the roof with a good ground plane, run a long wire to a tree, have a cat. Mostly double wides with car ports, little yards, there's a community center, laundry, a little store. Very clean and casual without being pretentious. Luxury living, not too much to take care of, but everything you need to be very comfortable. A modest trailer park.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




I don't think that's the kind she's talking about. Unless the crystal dealer can be considered a store.
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#495489 - 08/21/10 07:26 AM Re: Janine's moving to a 'modest trailer park'
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Registered: 05/15/07
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I honestly feel sorry for that Sunny girl. Genetic background vs. social environment? She doesn't have a chance either way...

Sad, really.


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#495490 - 08/21/10 09:25 AM Re: Janine's moving to a 'modest trailer park'
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I always knew I was looking for talent in the wrong zone.....I should do a few years of trailer park tours....

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#495491 - 08/21/10 12:23 PM Re: Janine's moving to a 'modest trailer park'
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Politico James Carville once cracked wise about dragging a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park. Not sure it is wise for Democrats to disdain folks in lower income levels, but Slick Willie's uncontrolled penis required lotsa artful spinning.

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