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#486350 - 05/19/10 04:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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12 NOON PST on "I Hit it With My Axe" on TheEscapistMagazine.com
This is an ongoing Dungeons and Dragons show hosted by Mandy Morbid, Kimberly Kane, Satine Phoenix, and their civilian girl friends Connie the stripper and Frankie the hairdresser. Every episode is a different porn guest star. Former guests have been Justine Joli and Sasha Grey.
TODAY WEDNESDAY 5/19, I AM GUEST STARRING!!!!
It will be my first time playing Dungeons and Dragons. Well, since high school where I tried and quit after 2 days because I didn't understand a goddamn thing and told my dungeon master bf to drive me home cuz this shit is gay. He didn't want to interrupt the game, so I had to call my mom to come get me.
Anyway, no we're not wearing costumes on this show. It's just us playing the old school D+D- not a video game. Sometimes Mandy and co wear lingerie. Sometimes normal clothes. I forgot what their characters are, but I'm a cleric just like Mandy and I'm the only human.
LOG ON AND BOTHER US.
Watch former episodes HERE.
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#486351 - 05/19/10 05:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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HAHAHAHA,
See you then.
Please ask the other girls about getting a monofilament whip.
It is not from D&D but someone should know what you're talking about.
They may laugh or try to accommodate you.
(also "golden pantaloons" will probably go over the same way except they are a d&d item and they are quite splendid).
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#486352 - 05/19/10 05:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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This would be so much more entertaining with less metagaming. Everyone's helping each other...
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#486353 - 05/19/10 06:10 AM
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Are there that many D&D dorks here. Shouldn't you make that announcement on ADT?
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#486356 - 05/19/10 09:06 AM
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Registered: 06/22/07
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Gia, if you dated a D&D guy in h.s., you must habve rolled with the geeks. The cool crowd only messes with shit like that around 6th/7th grade.
Now I finally understand you. You're a nerd!!!
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#486358 - 05/19/10 12:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Gia, it looks like your episode airs next wednesday and there is no way to fuck with you while you're filming.
I watched a few of them and that GM is horrible at setting any kind of atmosphere. "Umm here are some dudes and they're like "AHHHH!"
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#486360 - 05/19/10 01:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I can't deal with the girl with enormous glasses and hair style... Just needed to say that. For some reason I look at her talking and it's like trying to listen to someone who has a gaping festering facial wound.
She would be really cute if she didn't make herself look like shit. Damnit.
Gia:
I dunno if you watched any of the episodes but this is something you could probably have a lot of fun with.
And a shout out to XPT from you and Mandy is expected as you're both members here. (As an aside tell Mandy we miss her).
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#486361 - 05/19/10 01:56 PM
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Registered: 01/08/08
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Yeah, that hosebeast with the giant glasses is obscenely irritating.
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#486362 - 05/19/10 03:33 PM
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Wtf is this shit?. D+D, XPT, RIP.
I might have to go read some tup or bornyo posts at the other palce to be entertained from now on. They had such a decent upbringing, those two.
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The cool crowd only messes with shit like that around 6th/7th grade.
master troll right th^re fishys. My gift to you.
Out.
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#486364 - 05/19/10 04:09 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Did Gia use gold plated die??
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#486365 - 05/19/10 08:08 PM
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No one used any special die. The most special we got were lucite.
Well, our sweet, soft spoken Mandy Morbid is quite the leader and most strategic in this game. Kim Kane strolled in late from an all night set on Sex Files 2. She spent the least amount of time in the game and had the most success.
I thought it was interactive as well, but when I saw the episodes, it was just shows. Yet before, Mandy said stuff about fans interjecting along with the game? Whatevs.
I may play again. Most likely. I really had to pay attention to the story to know what I'd do once my turn came up. Sometimes, I'd have a great idea, sometimes I'd have no fucking idea. Interesting how we'd quickly forget the cameras are rolling (especially if I looked like a dumb ass due to a dumb move) yet in porn, no matter if you're cumming for real, you're still aware of the cameras because you're performing for an audience. Here, the story each person creates in the game to move it along to the goal is the performance.
Damn, we did a lot of shopping once we killed Medusa (Justine Joli's mom) and pilfered her castle. Then we headed West after Mandy and I went to announce our conquest to our higher ups at the cathedral. I bought the least amount of stuff because I'd rather use money for emergencies later and I'm not like Kim Kane who needs dogs and hyenas. Great for protection but I hate being bogged down with maintenance. Then I had to get going. Man, the pressure is on when the cam goes to everyone for a play-by-play recap of the game. Frankie and Mandy seem to have the best memory.
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#486366 - 05/19/10 08:13 PM
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No one used any special die. The most special we got were lucite.
Well, our sweet, soft spoken Mandy Morbid is quite the leader and most strategic in this game. Kim Kane strolled in late from an all night set on Sex Files 2. She spent the least amount of time in the game and had the most success.
I thought it was interactive as well, but when I saw the episodes, it was just shows. Yet before, Mandy said stuff about fans interjecting along with the game? Whatevs.
I may play again. Most likely. I really had to pay attention to the story to know what I'd do once my turn came up. Sometimes, I'd have a great idea, sometimes I'd have no fucking idea. Interesting how we'd quickly forget the cameras are rolling (especially if I looked like a dumb ass due to a dumb move) yet in porn, no matter if you're cumming for real, you're still aware of the cameras because you're performing for an audience. Here, the story each person creates in the game to move it along to the goal is the performance.
Gia,
How many Star Trek conventions did you attend during h.s.? Do you speak Klingon? Who was meaner to you and your crew, the jocks or the stoners?
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#486367 - 05/19/10 08:14 PM
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#486368 - 05/19/10 08:17 PM
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Ack. never. I hate Star Trek. I'd run away if it came on. hated Star Wars. Always hated science fiction.
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#486370 - 05/19/10 08:19 PM
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The jocks and the skaters both hung out with my crew. What crew was I? i don't know. We were really into fashion.
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#486372 - 05/19/10 08:25 PM
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have you got any comment on the girl with the huge hair and glasses? I wanted to punch her. And by "punch" I mean use Aqua net and a match at her.
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#486373 - 05/20/10 02:40 AM
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^^^You mean Frankie? Aw, she's cool. Very good at the game as well. She's a hair dresser, and she's going to do my next blow-out.
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#486374 - 05/20/10 08:58 PM
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You gotta be shitting me...is this what ex-pornwhores do..Play D&D????? (come to think of it...that's pretty fucking hot....to a 15 year old) At the very least when I was 15, I wished I knew PW's that played D&D
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#486375 - 05/21/10 03:19 AM
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world of warcraft seems to be popular with alot of more active pws for some reason.maybe ctwink3 can enlighten us as to why they like it so much.magic:the gathering>wow
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#486376 - 05/21/10 09:25 AM
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Registered: 03/14/06
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^^^You mean Frankie? Aw, she's cool. Very good at the game as well. She's a hair dresser, and she's going to do my next blow-out.
Yeah, I think I saw her on Thunderbirds.
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#486378 - 05/21/10 05:11 PM
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Btw... if I were to play d+d I'd do it with my sig line playing and looking like this guy.
(I cant stop clicking my sig link... I may never leave)
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#486379 - 05/21/10 06:33 PM
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Is there a link to Gia doing here thing because I'm not at all interested in fat queer girl or zack sabbath doing there thing?. I only want to see her.
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#486382 - 05/23/10 12:18 AM
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Quote:
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world of warcraft seems to be popular with alot of more active pws for some reason.maybe ctwink3 can enlighten us as to why they like it so much.magic:the gathering>wow
Never was interested in Magic, though I probably should've been out of loyalty.
Little known Gia fact coming through: My best friend (the female one, not my bff Evan) of 15 years, was immortalized as a Magic character. ISABEL DE LEON. It looks exactly like her. Her bf of 2 years was the artist. He didn't play Magic. He was the main artist for that company for a long time, but outside of work, he wasn't a gamer at all. I wish she would have said stayed with him.
As far as WOW, omg no. It is so boring I can't even get into it. I've never had an interest in trying it, but hey, to each his/her own.
I only know about Dungeons & Dragons, not any of the other games. I had a look at ISABEL DE LEON from Magic and she looks a bit like you too Gia
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#486383 - 05/26/10 10:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Well it's next wednesday. Gia isn't on this show at all. But I would not be surprised if she was not into participating because it is really awful.
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