I always loved Crystal Ray. I think it's because the first time I ever saw here it was on a Behind the Scenes clip where she was crying about the DP hurting too much. Then I saw her Meatholes scene with Brandon Iron where she had a mental breakdown. (but who wouldn't having to touch that weird Canadian) Both times she soldiered on and put in a great scene. I respect a whore that pushes her limits of whoredom.

Well she's back and she looks like shit. She's put on about 15-20 lbs and her tits, which were never big, have gotten smaller. She's obviously not on drugs anymore. Drug addicted whores don't get fatter.



Sorry I couldn't find a bigger picture, but nobody seems to care about shit movies from JM Productions enough to post pictures anywhere. It's from Fuck Machines 7.

Watching the scene was like watching Ali getting beat down by Larry Holmes. It's the same person, just older, uglier and it not as good as you remembered.

I object to the term "weird" and assume you meant "wired" as in "full of energy and animation." Remember, it's i before e except after c unless you mean to spell an entirely different word. That would be weird.

Brandon... you really need your own blogsite. And not one where you try to sell. You can't sell for shit.

That being said you have to be one of the most entertaining online personalities I've ever read. For real. You're missing out d00d. I mean forget what you look like and what you do, the shit that comes out of you is gold. You're selling yourself short <- heh. really though, good stuff, big fan.

- Lou

Back when I was producing scat movies for Caviar, a high-end German company from Munich, I was assured that the shit that comes out of me was not gold. Nothing close, in fact.

Now, what's wrong with the blog I do: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron

I remember once, many years ago, when I was introduced to an elderly man in Roanoke, Virginia. An old professor of mine, who I was visiting, leaned over and whispered, "See if you can guess what is wrong with him." My mind ran wild looking for yellow eyes indicating jaundice to swollen feet from heart failure and everything in between. He seemed pleasant enough and no obvious signs of illness were found.

Later on, after he left, I approached the old professor. "What did I miss?", I asked.

He smiled and answered, "Mr. Smith has very advanced dementia. He is incapable of taking care of even his simplest needs, but his basic social skills are not affected by the dementia. He can carry on a superficial conversation, but can't tell you who he is, what year it is, take care of his finances, maintain his house or recognize members of his own family."

This, in a nutshell is Brandon Irons.

He can give a superficial meaningless response, but he has no idea of how the business works, who does what, or how things happen. He is an entertaining empty vessel, no doubt.

Ask him any specific question about how the porn business works, how many DVD's he's sold, or how VOD works and see what happens.

But...Crystal Ray will working with me again, right?

The thing about Crystal Ray was that she worshiped the cock. No other whore from her good ol'days looked hotter polishing a knob. It wasn't even about DT skills, look at her face when presented with a cock...like a junkie hitting the pipe trying to squeeze the last of the crack fumes hoping to avoid withdrawl.

Cameron Cain is back as well. Hit that up BI, won't you?

My Favorite scene of Crystal Ray...

Crystal Ray did a very memorable Gag Factor (12). You can buy it here and have it honestly and forever.



Picture from my Gag Factor 12 review.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy