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#479112 - 03/01/10 10:32 PM One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Before this line get's too long I want to get in it.Not being active in porn has left several voids in my life
I am now forced to work a regular job like the rest of you.
I can no longer wake up at 11am and go get laid and pick up a check for what it takes me a week to earn now and be home before my child gets out of school.
I no longer am presented with young nubile bodies spread wide without proper introduction several times a week.
My taste for high end luxury cars and electronics is no longer being met. I don't think that it is fair that I should have to stop and consider whether I actually need something before I purchase it. I have even sunk so low that it is necessary for me to buy food at the market and spend even more time preparing it before my son and I can eat. Sometimes there are not enough hours in the day for me to masturbate to compensate for all of the eighteen to thirty year old pussy I am no longer getting.
This is no kind of way for me to live and you can help.
If you have cash that I can have with out having to repay, or if you have a female family member or friend who will let me fuck her without have to be bothered with learning her real name. Please p.m. me.
I cannot go on like this and I need your help.
Bishop
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#479113 - 03/01/10 10:40 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
nigga whats your address i got some sams club bulk kool aid packets you finna get.

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#479114 - 03/01/10 10:42 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Bish, all I have to give are old clothes. What's your dress size?
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#479115 - 03/01/10 10:53 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
For the love of Mike, why not just get back into porn?!? Just don't do any more of those ones where you have to spit your own cum.
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#479116 - 03/01/10 10:57 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
he cant get back in james deen called him the n word. word!

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#479117 - 03/01/10 11:05 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Tony won't let me come back.
@guapo Is it grape?
@ Gia I am a size 10.I am too big for your things but since I am sure many still have tags,if I yard sale them this might help.
I hope more friends will pitch in. A niggaz hours is really fucked up right now and little Bish is in public school.
PUBLIC SCHOOL!!!!
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#479118 - 03/01/10 11:09 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
yeah there some blue drink up in there.

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#479119 - 03/01/10 11:10 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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#479120 - 03/01/10 11:24 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U

Oh .. umm ..*ahem*
This is a serious matter.
I have not eaten expensive raw fish prepared by a japanese chef in months
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#479121 - 03/01/10 11:25 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Where is the weird da burg bat signal picture when you need it?
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#479122 - 03/01/10 11:26 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
why the fuck you aint out making a porn parody?

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#479123 - 03/01/10 11:30 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

Where is the weird da burg bat signal picture when you need it?



Ummm ... He already did his part
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#479124 - 03/01/10 11:31 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

Where is the weird da burg bat signal picture when you need it?



Ummm ... He already did his part





im almost fearful to ask what he wanted in return, please just say online friendship
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#479125 - 03/01/10 11:35 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Let's just say he was ahead of the curve on this thing and leave it at that.
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#479126 - 03/01/10 11:38 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Let's just say he was ahead of the curve on this thing and leave it at that.








We got to do, what we have to do I guess bish, I just hope that you at least explained to burg why he shouldnt mistake children for angels, a lesson he seems to want to learn the hard way.
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#479127 - 03/01/10 11:42 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
i don't know, porners begging for change or crying they got cancer is usually about as interesting as any song in which Jay Z does a cameo, but in this case you're famly and you got no shot coming back since word is you're as utterly mechanical in bed as a dominican maria, imma look around the garage and see what i can dig up. i may have a vcr from like 1998.

and take the $3000 camera out of your ava. maybe lose the hair and hold up a little sign "got chemo?" with a sadface underneath. cheer up, won't be long before you're back in the dockers and limegreen polos with the popped collars.

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#479128 - 03/01/10 11:47 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Gay for Pay. Dunno if that's a step up or down from being a Bukkake Boy, but it's work.
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#479129 - 03/01/10 11:47 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

why the fuck you aint out making a porn parody?



I thought "Not Different Strokes" had it all, BBG interracial, teens, prison scenes. I think the necromania scene with Dana Plato's remains got it shot down.
Mark there was that incident , the shooting and a few others. Not to mention when Tony said"That's it, you are finished in this town!"
If that vcr is a JVC or Hitachi it would be appreciated.
Super, in reality there is no such thing as gay for pay. Either you are a guy whom is willing to have male contact or not. I am not.


Edited by Bishop (03/01/10 11:57 PM)
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#479130 - 03/01/10 11:49 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Gay for Pay. Dunno if that's a step up or down from being a Bukkake Boy, but it's work.




Gay industry is thriving right now, I hate to admit it but ive been forced to work behind the scenes on some of the features, better behind then in front , I guess. I certainly don't cash those checks with my head held high though.
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#479131 - 03/01/10 11:56 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Quote:

Quote:

Gay for Pay. Dunno if that's a step up or down from being a Bukkake Boy, but it's work.




Gay industry is thriving right now, I hate to admit it but ive been forced to work behind the scenes on some of the features, better behind then in front , I guess. I certainly don't cash those checks with my head held high though.




There ya go Bish. If you can hang in close range with 20 other naked dicks waiting to shoot wads on the talent, then this shouldn't be a problem. I dunno if you ever did a DP, but if you did, then you are prepped.
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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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#479132 - 03/02/10 12:00 AM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
I cannot be any where I am afraid to back up.
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#479133 - 03/02/10 12:01 AM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Quote:

I cannot be any where I am afraid to back up.




Maybe you need some counsel from ChristianXXX. He has no problem there.
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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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#479134 - 03/02/10 12:02 AM Don't call it a comeback
††† Offline
Pervert

Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141
Hey BTL,



if you need an agent, hit me up sammurashaneAIDStrustfund@paypal.com. AIGHT!

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#479135 - 03/02/10 02:57 AM Re: Don't call it a comeback
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5207
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Yeah, but you don't have to shave your balls anymore or worry which foods make your load taste bad.
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#479136 - 03/02/10 03:30 AM Re: Don't call it a comeback
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Oddly enough I never stopped shaving my coin purse
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#479137 - 03/02/10 06:45 AM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

Quote:

Gay for Pay. Dunno if that's a step up or down from being a Bukkake Boy, but it's work.




Gay industry is thriving right now, I hate to admit it but ive been forced to work behind the scenes on some of the features, better behind then in front , I guess. I certainly don't cash those checks with my head held high though.






fluffer?
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#479138 - 03/02/10 07:09 AM Re: Don't call it a comeback
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Oddly enough I never stopped shaving my coin purse





force of habit???

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#479139 - 03/02/10 07:16 AM Re: Don't call it a comeback
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I'm afraid to ask what is your coin purse? Since coin purses have an opening, do you mean your...ewww...nevermind. And the fact that there is a money making analogy to that area...scary, Bish. Looks like you answered your own question on how to obtain extra loot.
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#479140 - 03/02/10 08:07 AM Re: Don't call it a comeback
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

Quote:

Oddly enough I never stopped shaving my coin purse





force of habit???



Ever see that episode of Seinfeld with the chest shaving? Slippery slope my friend
@Baby G, sometimes I feel so close to you.Other times it's like you hardly know me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YfRNnikTbI
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#479141 - 03/02/10 10:38 AM Re: Don't call it a comeback
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
Hey Bishop,
I just mailed you $100.00 in rolled pennies postage due.
The mailman will need $115.00 when they get there so have your checkbook ready!

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#479142 - 03/02/10 10:59 AM Bishop Needs Your help
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Hey Phatboy, what is happening?
Thank you for reaching out during my darkest hour.
I cannot believe my bad luck from porn. Every month now I get these blackmail letters in the mail. I know it is because of the porn. The letters say, if I don't send money they do such things as: deprive me of my utilities, turn off my internet, that kind of shit. I am afraid so I pay them and it makes my anus sting so bad I can hardly shit
While I am grateful for your donation you have made me aware that I need a paypal account
Since I was not born with a vagina, a paypal account is not my birthright So for now those who want to help can p.m. and pay my blackmailers directly
Thank you,
Bishop
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#479143 - 03/02/10 05:21 PM Re: Bishop Needs Your help
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
I have a few packs of taco bell mild sauce and maybe even a few Arbys sauce packs. Two fortune cookies and a KFC spork and napkin. You pay the shipping !
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#479144 - 03/02/10 05:30 PM Re: Bishop Needs Your help
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
I was all in until Gia called out the beanbag/coin purse thing. You should have just rang the bell and never named the pot Bish. less is more.
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#479145 - 03/02/10 06:43 PM Re: Bishop Needs Your help
Skip Althoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
Scoop up a pair of Tori Black or Nicole Rays panties and I'll make a nice contribution to your checking account.

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#479146 - 03/02/10 09:58 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
roadiewarriorx Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/28/09
Posts: 71
Loc: Gotham
Sorry, friend.

a. You don't have a pussy.

b. You haven't been robbed and home-invaded.

c. You don't have a $12k phone bill.

No dice.

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#479147 - 03/03/10 09:42 AM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
cameronkeys Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Hey you're a cute guy and you are local(if I remember correctly). I will generously donate my vagine if it will make your life easier...hey I need stunk cock for my site anyway...lol
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#479148 - 03/03/10 02:48 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
camerroon keis

Quote:

Hey you're a cute guy and you are local(if I remember correctly). I will generously donate my vagine if it will make your life easier...hey I need stunk cock for my site anyway...lol




Stunk cock? I think Bishop is wiser than putting his cock anywhere near your rotten crotch. But: nice try, desperada.
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#479149 - 03/03/10 03:04 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
I'm about to make a C.K. appreciation thread. You maniacs are this> < close to taking it too far today. If we lose Cameron we're left with Natasha Badbreath. You seen that fucken animal?. Is that how it's going to be around here?.

Stand down, cease fire.
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#479150 - 03/03/10 03:10 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Meh. Fatasha can be ignored, cammerroon is all over the place, like some ultra-fast spreading deadly blood-related disease. Think Marburg, ebola, etc.

I'm not too enthralled by Fatasha, but seeing cammerroon off cannot be considered 'losing' in my opinion.
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#479151 - 03/03/10 04:03 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Freestyla, I got a roll of duct tape, a cd player with the repeat function and a copy of Yoko Ono's greatest hits. Y'all will get the fuck off Cam's ass or you will hear some shit that can not be unheard. Reapeatedly.

I'm serious fucko. John Lennon ain't dead, he's just in hiding. You want the fuck outa this game.
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#479152 - 03/03/10 04:15 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
cameronkeys Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Quote:

Freestyla, I got a roll of duct tape, a cd player with the repeat function and a copy of Yoko Ono's greatest hits. Y'all will get the fuck off Cam's ass or you will hear some shit that can not be unheard. Reapeatedly.

I'm serious fucko. John Lennon ain't dead, he's just in hiding. You want the fuck outa this game.




OMG that seriously made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes!
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#479153 - 03/03/10 04:20 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Thank you for offering your help Cam!!!
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#479154 - 03/03/10 04:21 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
Anonymous
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Quote:

Freestyla, I got a roll of duct tape, a cd player with the repeat function and a copy of Yoko Ono's greatest hits. Y'all will get the fuck off Cam's ass or you will hear some shit that can not be unheard. Reapeatedly.

I'm serious fucko. John Lennon ain't dead, he's just in hiding. You want the fuck outa this game.





I have no horse in this race but that just gave me an idea for another situation. Thanks, Fenris.

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#479155 - 03/03/10 04:21 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Freestyla, I got a roll of duct tape, a cd player with the repeat function and a copy of Yoko Ono's greatest hits.




I'm mighty pleased to hear that, Fenris; I'm really happy for you!


Quote:

John Lennon ain't dead, he's just in hiding.




And Chuck will be mighty pleased to hear this! I, on the other hand, am not thrilled by this. Lou?
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#479156 - 03/04/10 05:23 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

I'm about to make a C.K. appreciation thread. You maniacs are this> < close to taking it too far today. If we lose Cameron we're left with Natasha Badbreath. You seen that fucken animal?. Is that how it's going to be around here?.

Stand down, cease fire.



I have to admit that when Cameron acts like plain old trash from Jersey, I can almost like her. That all goes to shit when homegirl goes and gets all passionate about animals.

Then again, anything is better than Natasha Porkanova, who just so happens to be Panzer's post-op alternate ID. *Allegedly.*
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#479157 - 03/04/10 06:38 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Electro... you're good as far as I'm concerned. Girl on girl is not only okay but preferred. When Gia kicks a bitch Comcast can just pay me for reading it, it's that good. Same same for you.

That being said Cameron is a good sport and is right back at it today. Good for her.

The animals thing is her showing weakness and we both know how that ends up, yes?.
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#479158 - 03/04/10 08:33 PM Re: One More Pornstar in Financial Trouble
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
I get where you're going with this. I used to be funny. Where's Gypsy?



I hope you're happy now, Lou.
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