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#468560 - 12/30/09 01:45 PM Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Im happy for her and all but why star in a movie with Larry the Cable Guy? I wanna see you back in porn Gia! pleaaaase dont become this big Hollywood star, We need you back on set complaining how the glass dildo is way too big to fit in ur ass or hearing ur voice on a BTS with that hot Lisp you have...So please for the last time, forget about being a Hollywood Star or trying to become the "Woodward and Berstein" of Porn..WE LOVE YOU CUM BACK!!!!

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#468561 - 12/30/09 02:39 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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If Gia really was in a movie with Larry the Cableguy you are a CUNT for outing her like that. Now go back to sucking on tranny balls you fucking shit stain.
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#468562 - 12/30/09 02:41 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Im happy for her and all but why star in a movie with Larry the Cable Guy? I wanna see you back in porn Gia! pleaaaase dont become this big Hollywood star, We need you back on set complaining how the glass dildo is way too big to fit in ur ass or hearing ur voice on a BTS with that hot Lisp you have...So please for the last time, forget about being a Hollywood Star or trying to become the "Woodward and Berstein" of Porn..WE LOVE YOU CUM BACK!!!!




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#468563 - 12/30/09 02:49 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Yeah, imagine her embarrassment over everyone finding out she worked with that talentless hack. I'd rather mop peep booths than watch anything involving Larry the Cable Guy.
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#468564 - 12/30/09 02:51 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Get 'er done.
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#468565 - 12/30/09 05:00 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Theres no way that chick has as nice of an ass as Gia
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#468567 - 12/30/09 11:32 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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I just spent the last several hours drinking with Ms. Jerkins and I can assure you she looks nothing like that. Even my crap cell-phone pics are better:







We also found some Panzeresque pizza along the way. Post that later.

BTW: One COOL Chick.


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#468568 - 12/31/09 02:52 AM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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I've never heard Gia lisp?

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#468569 - 12/31/09 01:05 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Get 'er done.





no u didnt

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#468570 - 12/31/09 01:26 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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#468571 - 12/31/09 01:48 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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We also found some Panzeresque pizza along the way. Post that later.


Are you saying that you have pictures of Gia eating Big Sausage Pizza ? Post the pics

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#468572 - 12/31/09 02:02 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
Anonymous
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I'm not certain that even Panzer would eat that slice. Looked like American cheese, ketchup and some small rodent done up like a Philly Cheese steak on Sicilian dough. Unfortunately the pic didn't come out that well. Some of their other stuff was good, though.

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#468573 - 01/01/10 07:05 AM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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#468574 - 01/01/10 10:41 AM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Quote:

I just spent the last several hours drinking with Ms. Jerkins and I can assure you she looks nothing like that. Even my crap cell-phone pics are better:







We also found some Panzeresque pizza along the way. Post that later.

BTW: One COOL Chick.




ihate you...
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#468575 - 01/01/10 06:23 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Nevada Smith's was fun, Jim. I'm still in the city. Might hit up the Pour House with a boy later after my movie in the UWS. Slowdive is closed. Btw, the pizza joint was called Muzzerella's (check spelling, but it's most def with a U, not an O). The cheeseless slice I reccommended you with just tomato topping and basil was the bomb, wasn't it?! Great pizza but that Panzer slice was 'which one of these things is not like the other.'
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#468576 - 01/01/10 06:28 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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It was excellent. Just wish the panzer slice pic had worked.

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#468577 - 01/01/10 06:28 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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ihate you too Gia.
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#468578 - 01/01/10 06:30 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Nothing but lust here...
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#468579 - 01/01/10 06:33 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Cheeseless pizza Why don't you just order garlic bread and squirt ketchup on it

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#468580 - 01/01/10 07:21 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
Anonymous
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:facepalm:

Another Panzer.

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#468581 - 01/01/10 07:32 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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One of my favorite pizzerias back in the 80s when I lived in the city, Matthew's, served a pizza without cheese, they called it a tomato pie.

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#468582 - 01/01/10 07:39 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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When I spun pies back in the 90's we'd make one for ourselves with marinara, fresh garlic & basil, anchovies and just a hint of grated cheese.

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#468583 - 01/01/10 08:54 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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90% of pizzerias don't have good enough sauce or crust to pull of a tomato pie. They quite popular around Trenton.

Does Gia eat pizza with a knife and fork? It certainly wouldn't surprise me.
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#468584 - 01/01/10 09:07 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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:facepalm:

Another Panzer.


Are you calling me a Panzer ?? I am not another Panzer I just think pizza without cheese is definitely a no for me .

I bet panzer would probably buy a pizza without cheese , to save money , then take it home and sprinkle .99 cent arabian store cheese on it along with his store bought pepperoni and bolio sausage

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#468585 - 01/01/10 10:45 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Gia eats the first few bites like a normal person then just eats the topping, but only half of that.

Then she'll go for another slice. And do the same thing whereas she could have just ate one slice. It'd be the same amount. I don't understand.
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#468586 - 01/01/10 10:47 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Quote:

Quote:

:facepalm:

Another Panzer.


Are you calling me a Panzer ?? I am not another Panzer I just think pizza without cheese is definitely a no for me .

I bet panzer would probably buy a pizza without cheese , to save money , then take it home and sprinkle .99 cent arabian store cheese on it along with his store bought pepperoni and bolio sausage



What bolio sausage?

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#468587 - 01/02/10 05:42 AM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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The Best Pizza is out here in Boston Gia..Admit it

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#468588 - 01/02/10 06:23 AM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
Smokey Offline
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Well, that just proves FatBastard is fucking retarded.

Bagels and pizza we got on lock.
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#468589 - 01/02/10 06:47 AM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Well, that just proves FatBastard is fucking retarded.

Bagels and pizza we got on lock.




Maybe so but why the fuck won't H&H even slice a bagel? It's like buying bread at a bakery where they know their shit is so good and so popular that they won't slice the whole wheat. As if anyone eats a bagels without slicing it? First time at H&H I had to sneak into the Zabar's across the street just find a plastic knife to slice the fucker.
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#468590 - 01/02/10 07:10 AM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Why do you think we all carry knives? Protection? Nah, bagels.
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#468591 - 01/02/10 07:36 AM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Well, that just proves FatBastard is fucking retarded.




I thought the OP (and several other threads) proved this beyond a shadow of a doubt days ago.

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#468592 - 01/02/10 07:41 AM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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The Best Pizza is out here in Boston Gia..Admit it




You are a lunatic. Best pizza, and bagels, can be found in Brooklyn.
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#468593 - 01/02/10 01:58 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Montreal . I have had yids in Kew Gardens tell me right to my face that there are no good bagels left in NYC and the only place to go is La Belle Province.

l'chaim....
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#468594 - 01/02/10 09:20 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Montreal does have the best bagels, last time I was there I brought back a bag of them.


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#468595 - 01/02/10 10:03 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Don't trust anyone from Queens. They are Mets fans .
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#468596 - 01/03/10 04:05 AM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

:facepalm:

Another Panzer.


Are you calling me a Panzer ?? I am not another Panzer I just think pizza without cheese is definitely a no for me .

I bet panzer would probably buy a pizza without cheese , to save money , then take it home and sprinkle .99 cent arabian store cheese on it along with his store bought pepperoni and bolio sausage



What bolio sausage?




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#468597 - 01/03/10 04:02 PM Re: Gia Jordan left Porn for THIS!
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

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:facepalm:

Another Panzer.


Are you calling me a Panzer ?? I am not another Panzer I just think pizza without cheese is definitely a no for me .

I bet panzer would probably buy a pizza without cheese , to save money , then take it home and sprinkle .99 cent arabian store cheese on it along with his store bought pepperoni and bolio sausage



What bolio sausage?




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Oh yeah, but the thing is that it does not really exists. It was just a concept that I did for my college course that involved meatballs so I figured that additional products can be made from the meatball ingredients: the Big Bolio Sausage and the Meatbolio's with Spaghetti.

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