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#458770 - 11/03/09 08:11 PM The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachine
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#458771 - 11/03/09 08:13 PM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi
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I don’t watch that much UFC. Was he worth a shit as a fighter?
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#458772 - 11/03/09 08:23 PM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi
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I looks mismatched with Riley Steele. He looks like a third rate felon at a bukkake AND I HAVE TOTALLY SEEN HIM AT GAY BARS IN WEST HOLLYWOOD. Relax. Doesn't neccessarily mean he's gay or bi. But I have seen him around. Same grenade tattoo and cauliflower ear.
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#458773 - 11/03/09 08:31 PM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi
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Yeah he's a good fighter, just really really stupid. 13-3 which is a good record for mma.

He was on the ultimate fighter show in season 6 I think, and just came off a 6 fight win streak, but lost a decision to David Mitchell.

Probably comes up with some of the most idiotic, laughable quotes you'll ever read.

"I don't have nerdy things but I have a lot of gay things I'm into. I'm an environmentalist. I got a hybrid car. People think it's gay, but I don't think it's gay. I pluck my eyebrows, shave my legs. I do a lot of gay stuff, I don't do any nerdy things though."

-war machine.

But then again that sounds like some things I read on here, so nevermind.

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#458774 - 11/03/09 08:35 PM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi
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well god forbid you do nerdy things. he sounds like an idiot.
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#458775 - 11/03/09 08:37 PM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi
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But then again that sounds like some things I read on here, so nevermind.




And, yet, here you are.
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#458776 - 11/04/09 12:50 AM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi
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I shot him for Naughty America a few days ago. He isn't too bad and actually a nice guy. As a matter of fact, I am shooting him again tomorrow.
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#458777 - 11/04/09 06:40 AM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi
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someone is in

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#458778 - 11/04/09 09:41 AM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi
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Question: Is there any way we could somehow get all male porn talent to compete in the UFC? This direction is boring me a little.

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#458779 - 11/04/09 10:00 AM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi
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With all the Affliction shirts that get worn in porno, you’d think it was loaded with a bunch of MMA wanna-be types.
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#458780 - 11/04/09 10:14 AM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi
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With all the Affliction shirts that get worn in porno, you’d think it was loaded with a bunch of MMA wanna-be types.










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#458781 - 11/04/09 10:37 AM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi
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I shot him for Naughty America a few days ago. He isn't too bad and actually a nice guy. As a matter of fact, I am shooting him again tomorrow.





Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..Tasty?
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#458782 - 11/04/09 11:41 AM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi
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Hmm....Tasty?




die.
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#458783 - 11/04/09 03:48 PM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi
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you guys should seriously make an MMA porn, where he does BJJ with some girls.


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#458784 - 11/05/09 05:52 AM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachine
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The guy has a head like a robber's dog.

Nevertheless, I think it would be hilarious if he ended up in some of that porn where the girls kick the guys in the balls and crush their balls with a toilet seat. Maybe even a strap-on scene to finish it off. That should make his former opponents very happy.

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#458785 - 11/05/09 07:34 AM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi
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Put him and Tanner Mayes in the ring together.
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#458786 - 11/05/09 11:48 AM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi
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I don’t watch that much UFC. Was he worth a shit as a fighter?





He didn't win his season, but got a UFC contract anyway. He waaahed too much about his matchups, made tasteless remarks about UFC legend Evan Tanner's death, and then threatened to kill Obama (which is a felony i believe) so they dropped him. He fought up here for XMMA and defeated a guy named Guilluame Delorenzi that all the frenchies were making a big deal over...
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#458787 - 11/05/09 11:36 PM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi
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Not sure if he was a shit fighter but he is a shit porn star that can't keep his dick hard.

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#458788 - 11/06/09 01:08 AM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachine
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he's just another white trash freak show.

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#458789 - 11/06/09 02:20 AM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi
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I shot him for Naughty America a few days ago. He isn't too bad and actually a nice guy. As a matter of fact, I am shooting him again tomorrow.



Sure, fit him in.. but not me... Guess I'll go do some mix martial arts, get some tats, and tan even more...
maybe then?
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#458790 - 11/06/09 04:22 AM Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi
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dont forget the stilts, Webster
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