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#452471 - 09/30/09 05:39 PM Panzer gets laid???
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so if it aint him...who the fuck is it then????




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#452472 - 09/30/09 05:42 PM Re: Panzer gets laid???
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Can't be him. The girl is not struggling hard enough.
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#452473 - 09/30/09 06:14 PM Re: Panzer gets laid???
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Can't be him.That is not his Mom and it doesn't look like a tranny.
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#452474 - 09/30/09 06:29 PM Re: Panzer gets laid???
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I think Alex can get laid whenever he wants, but if he does, then his asshole would be sore.

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#452475 - 09/30/09 06:34 PM Re: Panzer gets laid???
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No way that's Panzer because the woman appears to be conscious.
She isn't bound with duct tape, or restrained by handcuffs either.
At least ONE of those measures would be absolutely critical for him to have any chance at putting his smelly pecker anywhere NEAR a live female...
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#452476 - 09/30/09 06:56 PM Re: Panzer gets laid???
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That's not Panzer because I don't see any enemas.
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#452477 - 09/30/09 07:16 PM Re: Panzer gets laid???
backdoorman Offline
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Bingfucking O !
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#452478 - 09/30/09 07:56 PM Re: Panzer gets laid???
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Panzer has never been laid.

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#452479 - 09/30/09 08:12 PM Re: Panzer gets laid???
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Oh fuck, I confess, that's me. I needed the bag to conceal my identity, but it didn't work out too well when I couldn't see where I was going. I even ran into a wall at some point. Notice the striking resemblance to...uh, nevermind, this whore's alot skinnier.

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#452480 - 09/30/09 08:15 PM Re: Panzer gets laid???
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Can't be Tranzer. The girl isn't sporting any wood.
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#452481 - 09/30/09 08:41 PM Re: Panzer gets laid???
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Just want to know how sore his asshole was from the last time he did get laid?

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#452482 - 09/30/09 10:56 PM Re: Panzer gets laid???
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...too thin to be him. And no food stains on the clothes.
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#452483 - 10/01/09 07:07 AM Re: Panzer gets laid???
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Can't be him, he's not wearing cuff links.
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#452484 - 10/01/09 07:25 AM Re: Panzer gets laid???
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Amazing how many times the same joke can be used on one guy when the folks are all really excited!

At least TUP and tatty went for the roads less travelled.

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#452485 - 10/01/09 07:56 AM Re: Panzer gets laid???
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Sometimes you just have to beat a dead horse again and again.
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#452486 - 10/01/09 10:40 AM Re: Panzer gets laid???
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There's no empty cans of pasta and junk food wrappers laying around the crime scene, and the whore doesn't appear to be crying. Can't be him.
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#452487 - 10/01/09 04:13 PM Re: Panzer gets laid???
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Registered: 03/19/07
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so if it aint him...who the fuck is it then????








He is wearing a hip pack!

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#452488 - 10/01/09 04:19 PM Re: Panzer gets laid???
Steezo Offline
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He is wearing a hip pack!




Enema holster?
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#452489 - 10/02/09 01:30 PM Re: Panzer gets laid???
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Quote:

Quote:

He is wearing a hip pack!




Enema holster?




No, that's the power pack he wears to reverse the polarity on the Ivan Drago magnetic sphincter he's been fitted with.

Hey Alex... in case you haven't already done it today. Go suck a sweaty one, shitfreak.
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#452491 - 10/02/09 06:22 PM Re: Panzer gets laid???
cqd Offline
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If you feel like hiring Tranzer a trannie I'll kick in 10 bucks.
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#452492 - 10/02/09 06:26 PM Re: Panzer gets laid???
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"Of course this offer comes with the requirement that the professional hired for this account have access to a panic button."

....and a toilet at all times !


Edited by backdoorman (10/02/09 06:29 PM)
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#452493 - 10/02/09 06:27 PM Re: Panzer gets laid???
cqd Offline
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No need. Tranzer is a human toilet. You can see the waste he loves to consume in several other threads.
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#452495 - 10/02/09 08:40 PM Re: Panzer gets laid???
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The idea of Christian helping to advise on a transsexual prostitute for Tranzer is pretty funny. Also, it seems pretty realistic.
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